http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=good-to-have-a-gander The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 15:48:33 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54443#post-157589 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 17:56:25 +0000 DustyBinLaden 157589@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I only liked the last sentence. Could that run as a ticker? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54443#post-157215 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 19:08:59 +0000 nickb 157215@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Foie Gras springs to mind in a kind of disgusting way. </p> <p>Any way, glad so many people have had a gander. HAD A GANDER!</p> <p>Anyway, this Dawson's Creek fella seems to have carved himself a niche all his own. Up shit he is not. Well done. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54443#post-157206 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:17:59 +0000 Idiot 157206@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If so it's a most thoughtful gesture. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54443#post-157205 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:08:25 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 157205@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do tickers normally include a link back to the original sub when you click on them? Or has a special exception been made for this one so that people can discover that the goose was fucked up the arse? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54443#post-157200 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 16:35:29 +0000 dvo4fun 157200@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, saw it as a nice ticker but then had to read the sub to check that a bum-sex ending was intact. So to speak. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54443#post-157188 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 16:19:42 +0000 beau-jolly 157188@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was expecting it. I knew it was going to be there. Boom! there it was. I really cannot explain why it made me laugh so heartily. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54443#post-157184 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 15:56:32 +0000 Idiot 157184@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Only worthy of ticker status? What about the 'fucked up the arse' bit? The nation has been robbed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54443#post-157163 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 14:15:02 +0000 Vince Cables Gran 157163@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You’re quite right dear, I did say that I was 115 because I thought I’d seen another birthday slip by. But it turned out to just be a spot of wind.</p> <p>It’s easy to get confused at my age, I’m 108 you know. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54443#post-157162 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 14:04:08 +0000 charlies_hat 157162@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As I read it, I thought he was going to go on some kind of gun toting rampage. So the last sentence made me laugh ! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54443#post-157161 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 14:03:44 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 157161@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Errr... VCG, I’m not stalking you because you’ve stolen my initials or anything, but you were 115 the last time you mentioned your age. You said that birthdays come around quickly at your age, which explained how you’d gone from 112 to 114 so quickly, but how do you end up going backwards from 115 to 114?</p> <p>Nice sub by the way Dawsons, although I’m beginning to think you’ve got a little obsession with the bum sex. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54443#post-157160 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 13:52:36 +0000 Vince Cables Gran 157160@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like this, apart from the ending, which is a bit smutty for my liking.</p> <p>I don’t approve of smut. I’m 114 you know. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54443#post-157158 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 13:51:10 +0000 Dick Everyman 157158@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely twist at the end. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54443#post-157155 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 13:46:34 +0000 nickb 157155@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Top material, brevity breathtakingly beautiful </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54443#post-157146 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 13:10:25 +0000 button 157146@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Best yet </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54443#post-157144 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 12:47:40 +0000 Dawsons creek 157144@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Residents in the small Dorset village of Puddletown were shocked today at the news that a local man had said ‘boo’ to a goose. Paul Barton, 43, has been described by neighbours as ‘a quiet man who keeps himself to himself’ and this is said to be totally out of character.</p> <p>The incident happened early last evening, after Paul had been drinking in the local pub, and witnesses are convinced that alcohol is to blame for the extraordinary event.</p> <p>‘I couldn’t believe it when I heard. He always seemed like such a nice, quiet man, the sort of person who wouldn’t say boo to a goose.’ said a shocked resident, ‘But then he said boo to a goose. It must have been the drink, he never would have done anything like this sober. He came out of the pub, walked right up to the goose, bold as brass and said ‘boo’. Just before he fucked it up the arse.’ </p>