http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=getcheapshoes The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 00:42:03 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55913#post-166040 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:33:16 +0000 Tess Goes 166040@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There's not a shred of evidence about Tesco having bargain bins.<br /> Yet another porky pie with no real meat in the story. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55912#post-162252 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:57:13 +0000 Tess Goes 162252@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have no ideas on how they got there.. It was probably the shoe spammer, but I did send my credit card details xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55895#post-162015 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 00:03:27 +0000 nickb 162015@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes bump </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55895#post-161834 Sat, 09 Feb 2013 13:46:30 +0000 4ty2 161834@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>looks like most here are too young to remember it. However the apathetic is a better choice then lazy physicist. Wonder which one hercule did - but never the less it is still nice as astrophysicists allwasy look for stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906&page=2#post-161670 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 12:18:25 +0000 Sinnick 161670@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Also the phrase "honeymoon period" makes more sense, to be followed by "Rohypnolmoon".</p> <p>(I'd just like to state that NB doesn't endorse the use of recreational drugs for, well, recreation).</p> <p>Just love the word "Jellymoon"; hope it catches on amongst the LGBT community (I always confuse that with BLT. Strange, that). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906&page=2#post-161665 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 12:06:53 +0000 beau-jolly 161665@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>TITter! hahaha. What he said!</p> <p>As an aside: Did you know that the word <em>honeymoon</em> derives from the practice of getting the bride to drink mead for one cycle of the moon after the wedding? It ensured that she was constantly pissed and available for sex during the whole of her cycle giving the groom a good chance of getting her pregnant. Romantic ain't it?</p> <p>Any suggestions for a the gay equivalent? Jellymoon? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906&page=2#post-161641 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 10:54:20 +0000 andhrimnir 161641@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>as any engineer will know, the definition of marriage (and wedding for that matter) is<br /> the bringing together of</p> <p>==D and O (or in my case ====D and O)</p> <p>the whole church thing is a "wedding ceremony" that is a celebration of what is about to take place (or most likely what has already taken place).</p> <p>I maintain the position that the result of allowing gay people to marry is that some gay people will marry, and a subset of them will probably divorce.</p> <p>Incidentally, whenever anyone refers to Mr Jolly as BJ I always titter. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906#post-161628 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 02:34:45 +0000 The All New Jeni B 161628@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just discussed this with a friend of mine, who's come to the conclusion that I am, in fact, a gay man.</p> <p>He makes the point that I have a phenomenally accurate gaydar, a bitchy sense of humour, and fancy blokes.</p> <p>He could be right. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906#post-161627 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 02:04:03 +0000 Ironduke 161627@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gerry, I watched it doing a little gentle head-bobbing, but I didn't swallow. </p> <p>PLease advise me of my ranking. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55895#post-161618 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 01:24:32 +0000 Perks 161618@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love this, nice one </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55895#post-161608 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 22:51:53 +0000 writinginbsl 161608@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep</p> <p>stars... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906#post-161580 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 20:23:44 +0000 Gerontius 161580@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeni<br /> The Ottowa test is just a guy thing.<br /> I'm not sure what a gay lady might be drawn to musically.<br /> We had best consult Ms Tits and her hot firm breasted lover Akiko over that one.<br /> Guess it depends on whether they're changing a Stella McCartney ball gown or an oil filter. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906#post-161556 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 18:22:42 +0000 Tess Goes 161556@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Surely "Hands up" was a reference to fisting which is mostly a gay thing apparently, although Rampant Rabbits need less lube and you don't need bucket loads of Swarfega to clean up either. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906#post-161545 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:48:10 +0000 Sinnick 161545@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeni, I think it means all women are gay. Explains a lot, frankly. Or does that reflect on me ?</p> <p>G, what has a caged rabbit to do with sex ? Oh, maybe I'd rather not know. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55895#post-161542 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:32:41 +0000 herculepoisson 161542@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If I could be bothered, I'd say I remember this making the ticker the first time round. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906#post-161538 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:17:46 +0000 The All New Jeni B 161538@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gerry, how do those rulings apply to women?<br /> Is a well documented love of cheesy disco incriminating or merely to be expected of those of us of a certain age? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906#post-161529 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 16:49:39 +0000 Gerontius 161529@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Knees up....did someone mention a Knees up?<br /> OK ....let's put you to the test<br /> If you can sit still throughout this video then you are not gay.<br /> A bit of toe-tapping would suggest you are probably bi-curious.<br /> If you are up and dancing....then all bets are off.<br /> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noHlrgPKX5U" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noHlrgPKX5U</a></p> <p>Confused?<br /> See...it's not easy.<br /> Oh, and the guy with the hairy armpits is definitely NOT gay.<br /> Can you imagine !!</p> <p>Gay sex is much the same as any other sex.<br /> You look forward to it all day like a caged rabbit but once its over you wonder why you bothered. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906#post-161525 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 16:43:40 +0000 beau-jolly 161525@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can we throw some trans-gender marriages into the pot to make the whole thing even more sticky?<br /> Can a man who was a woman marry a woman who was a man?<br /> Why not write a good will, get some legal documents regarding property and assets written up, have a good old knees up if you want to and just get on with it?<br /> I am told by my wise daughter that the whole thing revolves around being treated the same not "the same but different". Hmmmm! Doing it gay-wise <em>is</em> different though isn't it? Just like having no legs is different. Not 2nd class, just different to the vast majority of bipeds. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906#post-161520 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 15:56:51 +0000 Titus 161520@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Man demands new law to allow him to become pregnant - claims that doctors are "bigotted" and that the medical profession is denying him his human rights. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55895#post-161513 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 15:23:00 +0000 Sinnick 161513@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@Blake - post it separately if you want stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906#post-161511 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 15:19:42 +0000 Sinnick 161511@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>G, if you know any jokes about homosexual love that don't involve sex, please come out and tell us.</p> <p>In the meantime, I'm still giggling (in a schoolboy way) about a senior government meeting to discuss what legally defines "penetration".</p> <p>Oh, that reminds me. At a recent School Governors' meeting, the rather prim (female) Headteacher accidentally used the word "strap-on" instead of "add-on" when discussing financial planning. I didn't dare look anyone in the face. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906#post-161508 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:57:23 +0000 Dick Everyman 161508@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can nun's annul?</p> <p>i.e. being 'married' to Jesus? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55895#post-161504 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:07:34 +0000 kga6 161504@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice. Both are good </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41960#post-161502 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 13:48:44 +0000 brd888 161502@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ho Hum. There is a joke somewhere in there about your teenage cousin offering to "chip" your dog for free, like your X-Box?</p> <p>"Over-Chipped" dog runs 10% faster??</p> <p>Or ID theft amongst dogs? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906#post-161500 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 13:17:24 +0000 beau-jolly 161500@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What do you mean "were". Some of us still are ...er not crap...oh bollocks.</p> <p>I agree with Sinnick someone must get this together as a sub. I'm still not funny enough but maybe a collaborative effort? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55895#post-161496 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 12:47:59 +0000 beau-jolly 161496@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I notice that andhrimnir's original from over 2 years ago spawned a great thread of intellectual quips. Where are they all now? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55895#post-161491 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 11:23:24 +0000 Blake 161491@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Existence of the Sith is confirmed, as scientists discover Darth Matter. ??? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906#post-161484 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 10:54:49 +0000 Gerontius 161484@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It would appear you lot base your entire relationship/partnership/marriage on the availability of sex.<br /> For you, sex seems to be the only angle worth exploring.<br /> Some people just fall in love.<br /> There is no sex involved.<br /> Just love.<br /> You should try it.<br /> Sounds like the fire went out a long time ago and all you've got left is to poke over some grubby ashes.<br /> I'll bet most of you were crap at it anyway. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55906#post-161480 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 10:16:40 +0000 Sinnick 161480@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Somebody, SOMEBODY must write up this stuff into a proper submission. Make it look like it's from the Govt, and it could even be WoM. The story's got sex, currency, politics and lifestyle. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55895#post-161472 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 09:08:11 +0000 charlies_hat 161472@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Meh....</p> <p>Stars </p>