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Forum » Tag: Get your Jew jokes here - Recent Posts http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=get-your-jew-jokes-here The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:51:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php AdrianJ on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-10260 Sat, 01 May 2010 00:06:22 +0000 AdrianJ 10260@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Cohen's Jewish? Really? Well I never! Bastard's making a play for May's WoM as well now I see. The All New Jeni B on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-10255 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 23:38:32 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10255@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I do believe you have got it Rikkor. rikkor on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-10250 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 22:53:11 +0000 rikkor 10250@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ My guess is that "Cohen ahead by a nose" is a Jew joke. Mary Evans on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-10232 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 19:21:41 +0000 Mary Evans 10232@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Ahem. I believe my record will show I have had more terms in WoM office than any of these young pretenders. I am the Maggie Thatcher of NB. Once voted for by millions, now a washed-up hate figure. And I'm taking that milk back. Zadok the second on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-10173 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 14:32:58 +0000 Zadok the second 10173@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Is Mary Evans the new Nick Clegg? Discuss. AdrianJ on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-9804 Wed, 28 Apr 2010 18:17:04 +0000 AdrianJ 9804@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Why thank you for your vote of confidence Mr. Cohen, but I fear that it may be misplaced, and that you could well end up out of pocket - regardless of the voting system used. However, you may take solace in the fact that, in a few days time, there's a pretty good chance that you'll have increased your NB dinner service to the tune of one additional shiny new mug. Good luck! Genghis Cohen on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-9582 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:45:36 +0000 Genghis Cohen 9582@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ My money's on AdrianJ under a proportional representation system. First past the post is so last month. And Mr Hack, thank you for the lovely comments, but 'oozes off the pages like a squashed caterpillar'?! You're mixing me up with Martin Amis. His books always made me want to kill insects. The All New Jeni B on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-9578 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:42:06 +0000 The All New Jeni B 9578@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ What an excitable bunch you all are! I'm pretty much on a par with Adrian above, except for the fact that he has talent, actually posts subs, and is enthusiastic. Me? I just sit and watch. AdrianJ on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-9569 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 12:58:18 +0000 AdrianJ 9569@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ What are the odds of an outside bet coming from behind, overtaking GC and Ludo in the final furlong, and pipping them both at the post? By my calculations, all I need is a concerted effort and at least a hat trick of FPs in the next four days, then I'll be in with a shot at the title. I'm not going to let mere laziness and a distinct lack of talent hold me back! On second thoughts, sod it! Mary Evans on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-9546 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 11:07:50 +0000 Mary Evans 9546@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Yes, where are you Ichabod? Knee-deep in Pampers I expect. A Baby Ich was due shortly after Christmas - hope all well with you all. Scroat on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-9543 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 10:48:30 +0000 Scroat 9543@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Don't worry - come Christmas I suppose I'll probably make another reference to the holly and the oy vey. life goes on already. nealdoran on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-9539 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 10:27:55 +0000 nealdoran 9539@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Oh Lord, have I inadvertently offended myself by making a snide anti-semitic reference to Jewish noses? I'm administering a pompous telling off and sending myself right back to the 70s where I belong. I'll get me petard. edward hack on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-9534 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 09:32:17 +0000 edward hack 9534@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Mary - GC is a fine example of the point I was (awkwardly) trying to make about 'it's in the writing'...he oozes off the page like a squashed caterpillar. Always a joy to read both for humour content and structure The difference betwen we foot soldiers and the generals. The boy Cohen is a class act. Where is Ichabod, he's really good too?????? fun and games on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-9533 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 09:26:12 +0000 fun and games 9533@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Seeing as though we have hailed three Marys, another Gengo brick in the wall is probably overdue. Was that Ludic enough? Mary Evans on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-9529 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 08:57:36 +0000 Mary Evans 9529@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Oh dear God - is Cohen finally on for his second WoM? Someone stop him, quick... I don't have the energy to find something else to ridicule him for. Scroat on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-9523 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 08:47:58 +0000 Scroat 9523@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ And he's not even taking part. He can do no wrong it seems. Scroat on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-9522 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 08:47:28 +0000 Scroat 9522@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Nick Clegg will probably win the snooker too. Scroat on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-9521 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 08:46:25 +0000 Scroat 9521@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I'll never forget a recruitment advert in the UK Press Gazette for the Jewish Chronicle. Among the bullet point requirements was "a good nose for a news story." Ludicity on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-9520 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 08:44:53 +0000 Ludicity 9520@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I've got my money on Nick Clegg. nealdoran on "And we're into the final furlong with Cohen ahead by a nose..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3318#post-9518 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 08:41:21 +0000 nealdoran 9518@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Have I got my maths wrong, or are we looking at a genuine two horse race for WoM for the first time in living memory? (Well, since last year, which is about as far as my memory goes back...). Ludicity had looked like he was taking it at a canter, but GC has come up off the rails and galloped into the lead. Can Ludo spur himself on to take it to a photo finish? Will either of them get in trouble for too much use of the whip? A couple of thoroughbreds stepping up to the oche, duking it out toe-to-toe in a game of two halves with plenty of balls still on the table -- it's what WoM is all about...