http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=gerontius The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 19:53:28 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863&page=2#post-50981 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 21:15:47 +0000 Basil_B 50981@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You know Ram, for a second there I thought the last word you typed at the end of that sentence was shite.<br /> I thought, yes I can agree with that, although i've tried to lift the quality by purposely not posting anything recently. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863&page=2#post-50959 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 17:51:39 +0000 ramblesnake 50959@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hate Christmas, children, flowers and humour, which is why I keep coming back to this site. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50950 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 17:14:09 +0000 Basil_B 50950@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>To be fair a good one liner in totally the wrong context is even better. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50948 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 17:04:46 +0000 gaijintendo 50948@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In fairness, a good one-liner is worth a million one liners spread over a million lines.</p> <p>Should there be a ticker forum or something? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50947 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 17:00:55 +0000 Gerontius 50947@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fair point Malcum, my stuffs is shite too.<br /> Let's face it, most of the stuff on here is shite these days - but then that's because most of it is yours.<br /> You have posted 24 of the most tiresome pieces crap since I posted my last piece of tiresome crap.<br /> You're not really doing the place any favours.<br /> It's OK people, I didn't read them, just counted them<br /> The cream can't rise to the top if you keep shoving your dick in the milk bottle. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50945 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 16:59:01 +0000 Basil_B 50945@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What a surprise it didn't make it. That said it would of been a bit like turkeys voting for christmas. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50940 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 16:48:13 +0000 victory V 50940@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50939 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 16:44:09 +0000 DiY 50939@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can we stop now please? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50888 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 14:07:11 +0000 bonjonelson 50888@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I just posted my candidate for shortest ever sub(mission). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50883 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 14:02:06 +0000 ramblesnake 50883@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OK only Sunni ones from now on Gerry<br /> The Sunni's got his hat on<br /> hip hip hip hooray </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50872 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 13:50:12 +0000 Rowly 50872@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very deep </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50868 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 13:32:47 +0000 riesler 50868@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think this may be the shortest sub ever</p> <p><img src="http://trendsupdates.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/micro-mini-submarine-1.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50862 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 13:10:33 +0000 Rowly 50862@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@ sir Bon<br /> yes, most succesful, perhaps one word, could be a long one </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50860 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 13:07:20 +0000 Doylem 50860@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>what was the shortest sub ever?</blockquote></p> <p>Gary twat. Not very funny, but apparently mine don't need to be... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50858 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 13:04:44 +0000 bonjonelson 50858@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>H</p> <p>Maybe you mean the shortest successful sub? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50857 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 13:02:47 +0000 Rowly 50857@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Out of curiosity, ?what was the shortest sub ever?<br /> 0ne word? or two </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50856 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 13:00:16 +0000 bonjonelson 50856@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>liners. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50855 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 12:59:37 +0000 bonjonelson 50855@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's not the one-liners that are the problem, it's the awful two </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50854 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 12:58:19 +0000 Malcum eggs 50854@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I just checked out Gerontiums subs and it is obviously a piss take ,they are even worse that Doylems.So back to knocking out those shite one liners ,de scrinbe. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50848 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 12:44:52 +0000 the coarse whisperer 50848@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You want to try Lake Oldbiscuit, mate, where all comedy is above average. Apparently. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50844 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 12:39:29 +0000 Malcum eggs 50844@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Moylem I think he is referring to you as mine are 1.5 liners.<br /> and to shite してin japanese is part of the verb to do する　suru so carry on してing. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50841 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 12:17:52 +0000 IABP 50841@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Shirley </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50840 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 12:17:09 +0000 DiY 50840@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Five </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50839 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 12:04:36 +0000 Basil_B 50839@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This one is gold. The irony of this one getting up on the ticker had me in stitches when I first read it, hence me begging to have it put up. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50828 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 11:40:15 +0000 IABP 50828@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Some of them are gold<br /> It can incense some people<br /> Myrrh to come, I suspect. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50823 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 11:26:33 +0000 De-scribe 50823@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>but whats rong ,with my 1-liner's?</p> <p>Love Garry </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50820 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 11:22:07 +0000 bonjonelson 50820@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>[more soon] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50818 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 11:11:31 +0000 pinxit 50818@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>You're dragging the place down.</blockquote></p> <p>Impossible, surely?</p> <p>Besides, mine is Shi'ite. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50815 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 10:59:21 +0000 rickwestwell 50815@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Agreed. 5*. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18863#post-50805 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 10:28:02 +0000 Basil_B 50805@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Please, please put this up on the ticker board. Surely the ticker of the century. </p>