http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=germans The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:32:12 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22532#post-60964 Tue, 15 Mar 2011 16:32:26 +0000 beau-jolly 60964@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Take the piss out of the Germans from the war, but for God's sake don't say anything bad about the Japanese at the moment. NB mentioned it but I think they got away with it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22532#post-60950 Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:34:42 +0000 Anonymous 60950@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've never liked Brawn. Used to be given it to eat with buttered brown bread. Traditionally eaten with sugar and a little vinegar. EEewwwe. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22532#post-60935 Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:48:55 +0000 rikkor 60935@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Greg, that was Blondy, my 7-times grandmother. In fact, she unwillingly went to the grave with Adolf and dear Eva. If given the choice, she would have much rather become attached to a nice Russian liberator with dog treats. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22532#post-60927 Tue, 15 Mar 2011 13:49:00 +0000 Anonymous 60927@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ejoyed that greg. The thing is, how could a little chap like that bang on about a perfect tall, blond super race? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22532#post-60924 Tue, 15 Mar 2011 13:31:50 +0000 greg various 60924@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hitler was very kind to his dog, Rikkor I think it was called, as well as having his fun side: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iHfhKgOSJE" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iHfhKgOSJE</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22532#post-60918 Tue, 15 Mar 2011 13:12:17 +0000 Anonymous 60918@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Greg - sorry but they shot Grandpa and Father, though obviously not fatally. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22532#post-60893 Tue, 15 Mar 2011 09:33:01 +0000 greg various 60893@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't let's be beastly to the Germans </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22532#post-60891 Tue, 15 Mar 2011 09:01:35 +0000 Anonymous 60891@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just as Germans come to terms with their WW2 conduct, newly commissioned findings indicate that, far from being blameless in the appalling conduct, most Germans were "A Shower of Bastards". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=11903#post-32614 Thu, 09 Sep 2010 07:18:04 +0000 Oxbridge 32614@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'"Thank you cows",' snorted Nancy, a three-year-old Friesian at Grove Farm near Bridgewater, Somerset. 'What, for forcing us into a concrete shed twice a day, nabbing the milk we make for our young who you shoot through the head at birth and turning us into mince at the end of it? Oh you're very welcome. Not.'</p> <p>Nancy is leading bovine protests at what she calls the 'deeply patronising and offensive' TV advertising campaign by Muller Dairies in which cows are featured in a variety of unusual contexts.</p> <p>'I know you Germans have a rather strange sense of humour, but for the record we don't want to run along beaches,' she said. 'A nice open field with lots of grass is all we want. And there aren't any beaches in Shropshire where you claim we come from. Stick to custard pies and genocide from now on, eh?' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5308#post-14533 Sat, 29 May 2010 18:51:15 +0000 Greenianman 14533@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Flowers have been laid and candles lit on the pavement outside Broadcasting House today to mark the solemn moment when, on this day 30 years ago, senior broadcasters first mapped out the schedule for increasing the rate at which they would mark wartime anniversaries.</p> <p>With a calm fortitude, an uncharacteristically sober and meditative journalist said, "I'm here to remember one of my closest friends who was at that meeting. So few of the original participants are still alive — it's important we mark this day before it passes completely out of living memory."</p> <p>Anniversary Day gained a new momentum when, in 2005, the German Ambassador said, "The British behave as if they had conquered Hitler's hordes single-handedly. And they continue to see us as Nazis, as if they have to refight the battles every evening."</p> <p>When confronted with this quotation, an enthusiastically patriotic Englishman simply said, "1966 - 4-1. What more can I say?" </p>