http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=george-galloway The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 17:11:30 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47572#post-136544 Fri, 31 Aug 2012 19:12:07 +0000 Reg Herring 136544@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Voters are perplexed as to why they voted in incompetent public schoolboys to ruin the UK economy, then they realised it was to get rid of Gordon Brown, so now don’t feel quite so bad.</p> <p>Onto Showbiz news now and the extraordinary breaking story that George Galloway is back on Big Brother. Due to falling ratings and despite the best innuendos Julian Clary can muster, gorgeous George is to be given another outing for a fee believed to be in the region of £2 million. “I am sworn to secrecy” said George “but I am working on my new catchphrase ‘would you like to taste my pussy?’” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47207#post-135600 Thu, 23 Aug 2012 18:19:40 +0000 Miss Hegas 135600@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thrilling new installment of the 50 Shades sensation.</p> <p>Serialised all next week.</p> <p>In which new antihero George Galloway, dressed in his lycra gimp outfit, tempts women to have sex with him, thereafter insisting that they did it once, so they must be his sex slaves for ever more.</p> <p>Not be read by those with too vivid an imagination or too weak a stomach. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47135#post-135327 Tue, 21 Aug 2012 23:44:17 +0000 Miss Hegas 135327@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Uncle George is pleased that his favourite '70s prog rock group, Yes, is still on tour, though a little baffled at how the current line-up looks nothing like any of the many previous ones. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47135#post-135326 Tue, 21 Aug 2012 23:20:31 +0000 FlashArry 135326@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like the style - *****</p> <p>I'm sure the crassness of Uncle George could keep this sub running for months ..... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47135#post-135324 Tue, 21 Aug 2012 22:44:10 +0000 Miss Hegas 135324@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes is always yes, explains our new advice columnist, Agony Uncle George.</p> <p>So when you say, 'yes, dear, of course I love you,' that will always be the case. So says 4-times married Uncle George.</p> <p>When you say 'yes' to visiting genocidal dictators and kowtowing to their propaganda stunts, that will always be the right thing to have done, no matter how many of their subjects they sent to their death. So says Uncle 'Friend of Saddam' George.</p> <p>When you say 'yes, I will support you in the forthcoming election', that means that you will always support the candidate, no matter how crass their subsequent podcasts will be. So says serial constituency carpet bagger Uncle George.</p> <p>When you say 'yes, I do seem to have the same views on women as the most antediluvian Daily Mail reader', that will probably always be true, too. Uncle George didn't say that, that was the rest of us. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40928#post-116445 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 12:13:12 +0000 HenroPlod 116445@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4002#post-11356 Fri, 07 May 2010 13:36:32 +0000 Skylarking 11356@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>(otherwise business as usual...) </p>