http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=fox-news The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 17:09:25 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31866#post-90240 Wed, 12 Oct 2011 11:25:27 +0000 apepper 90240@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fox News has exclusively revealed that Liam Fox had a friend sleeping at his house during a burglary. The headline writer is subject to a doctor's report. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1931#post-5731 Sun, 04 Apr 2010 07:00:20 +0000 rfreed 5731@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There is a man whose birth certificate should be given a lot of scrutiny. No, he is not Obama. This guy is whiter than Wonder Bread. He has done more to influence American policy in the last 10 years than possibly anyone else. And he is not an American. And he influences it in whatever way is advantageous to himself.<br /> Say “Hello” to Rupert Murdoch, Australian born and raised media giant who is the brains and the motivator behind FOX News and their insistent anti-everything banter. He is one of the major owners of media outlets in the English speaking world, owning top television stations and newspapers in England, the U.S., and in his homeland of Australia.<br /> Once a labor supporter who was born into a media magnate family, Murdoch's politics changed as he realized where his bread came from. Now an ardent arch conservative, Murdoch is a key power game player. One of his latest ventures is propping up Sarah Palin as a key possibility for the 2012 Presidential elections. He is the motivator behind the vitriol spewed out by FOX News. And behind those demanding Obama's birth certificate.<br /> Why don't we ask for THIS guys birth certificate?<br /> And for his green card while we are at it?<br /> If the people who are so against Obama knew that it was a foreigner pushing for his ouster they might send Murdoch packing instead.<br /> Actually, in all truth, Murdoch did become an American citizen. Which means he renounced his Australian citizenship. Which means the conservatives have a traitor to his own country of birth leading them and dictating their policies. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=802#post-2123 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:27:53 +0000 Ostsee 2123@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mary Magdelene for First Lady! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=802#post-2100 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:40:36 +0000 rfreed 2100@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jesus Christ Himself announced His candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012. Rather than commencing with the long awaited Second Coming, the Big Three changed game plans and decided that the political path was a better way to reach modern man. Following Obama's success of accomplishing the seemingly impossible by getting a black man nominated to the world's largest alleged democracy, the Holy Ones thought they could pull off a miracle and get a provenly ethical man nominated as well.<br /> At first Republicans greeted the newcomer with open arms as one of their own thinking He would be aligned with their ways of thinking. However, once it became obvious that Christ was in support of such 'socialist' activities as free healing of illnesses, control of money lending institutions (including casting money lenders out of the temple), taking a passive stance with enemies, understanding and forgiving sinners, supporting gun control and other 'un-American' leanings, they changed their minds. Now, as a solid block, they have begun a pogrom of character assassination on their former Saviour. Ignoring their centuries long support of Jesus, they now paint Him as a weak individual who is soft on crime, is against war, and who does not love America and is dragging it down. FOX News has taken the lead on this with all the pundits taking turns defaming their former Lord and giving Him the Judas kiss.<br /> Such statements as these were forthcoming:<br /> Bill O'Reilly “Look who this Jesus hung out with back in Israel- prostitutes for god's sake! And simple fisherman. Will he be bringing his buddies into the Cabinet with him? What sort of a government will we have then? A loser convention? Of course that would fit in well with the Democrats. He also seemed to be a little too much into wine too if you ask me.”<br /> Karl Rove- “The Nazarene has no political depth at all. He would be perfectly happy forgiving every criminal in America and trying to straighten them out. This would cost oodles more money than just electrocuting the bums.”<br /> Ann Coulter- “This guy has Liberal written all over him. Just look at his hair and clothing! Do we want this man representing America? He looks like an Indian fakir!“<br /> Rush Limbaugh- “There is no way this man is fit to run a country! He might be good at making high and mighty speeches but you didn't see him getting tough with the Romans did you? When the subject of taxes came up what did he say? 'Render unto Rome that which is Rome's.' There would surely be no room for him in the Republican party with that attitude.”<br /> Dick Cheney smirked snidely- “This wimp Jesus thinks we should turn the other cheek with the terrorists? What sort of a son of a vengeful God is that?”<br /> Michael Savage- “Jesus! I can see why people say 'Jesus' all the time. I imagine the Jews and the Romans were saying 'Jesus!' a lot when he was around. Seems like a slacker to me. Hanging out with the boys and bumming around the countryside.”<br /> Sean Hannity- “Someone like this becoming President would be disastrous. If he goes around chasing money lenders out of the temples he's probably a communist. Who is to say that he might start chasing the capitalists out of the banks as well?”<br /> The tirade kept up for days until Jesus cast their souls into swine and they ran off a cliff and died. Then the world was very peaceful for a while. </p>