http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=footballer The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:46:55 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41758#post-119245 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 07:24:56 +0000 yens123 119245@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>the suns a bit bright. i could do with something to cover my squinting eyes. if only i could find somewhere to buy some cheap oakley sunglasses. oh hang on - all of the comment above is offering links. what a sillybilly.</p> <p>to think that that guy has to sign up, get his complicated password posted to him, cut and paste it in, go onto the the members forum, go into a story, and paste that message - all to reach and audience of roughly 4. what a dumb ****. good luck with you sunglasses business buddy - unless we all decide to buy 10 pairs each, your kids will be going hungry... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41758#post-119230 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 06:11:49 +0000 kga6 119230@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good angle </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41758#post-119213 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 22:45:04 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 119213@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41758#post-119156 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:49:46 +0000 waylandsmithy 119156@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice, although I never comment on football stories. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41758#post-119111 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:31:33 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 119111@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Interesting reversal, liked it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41758#post-119108 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:17:39 +0000 clicktingstampz 119108@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A TRAUMATISED young woman has described the horrifying moment she was treated with dignity and respect by a Premier League footballer.<br /> Wiping away tears, the 19-year-old hairdresser from Preston, who for celebrity reasons can be referred to only by her name, Michelle Granthorpe, told how the footy star, who plays for a top side within a brief helicopter ride of somewhere nice: <strong>DIDN'T </strong> punch her when she spurned his initial advances,<strong> DIDN'T </strong> ply her with alcohol or spike her drink, <strong>DIDN'T</strong> film her performing a sex act on him <strong>AND</strong> remembered her name a whole day after meeting her.</p> <p>Michelle described how she first met the footballer in a swanky South-West London nightspot.<br /> “He spotted me from a distance while I was at the bar. I could tell straight away he was keen.<br /> “But when he came over, I knew immediately that something was wrong. He didn't try and grab my ass, or ask me whether I'd ever fantasised about being roasted by 11 men.”<br /> Despite her initial scepticism, Michelle agreed to meet the footballer in a bar the following evening.<br /> “When he arrived, his first words to me were 'Hi Michelle', which meant he hadn't confused me with another girl he was shagging. I should have realised then that this was a big mistake.”<br /> After taking Michelle out for a three-course meal at a restaurant in Kensington, the soccer ace then invited her back to his apartment.<br /> “He hadn't tried to ply me with alcohol, and I could tell he hadn't slipped anything in my glass of white wine. It was getting weird.”<br /> Back at his flat, the footballer made no advances towards Michelle and later ordered her a taxi home, without having once asked her to perform a sex act on him while he filmed it on his mobile phone.<br /> “The final straw was when he asked if I wanted to come for Sunday lunch with his parents.<br /> “I just ran out of the flat, screaming. No woman should have to go through what I went through.”<br /> Nobody from football was available for comment. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25993#post-70806 Fri, 03 Jun 2011 13:29:44 +0000 Ludicity 70806@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My client wishes to express his thanks for your comments. </p> <p>He has no knowledge of 'shinies' although if he did they would be subject to a 'dulling order' to avoid any unwarranted attention. </p> <p>Yours sincerely, </p> <p>Mr Carter-Ruck </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25993#post-70786 Fri, 03 Jun 2011 11:15:10 +0000 OllieP 70786@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A fantastic sub. And do you think some of them will be shinies? If so how would they be designated? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25993#post-70784 Fri, 03 Jun 2011 11:06:45 +0000 Qoxiivi 70784@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Absolutely brilliant. An fp for sure. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25993#post-70781 Fri, 03 Jun 2011 11:01:08 +0000 ronseal 70781@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant idea</p> <p>I'd buy them </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25993#post-70778 Fri, 03 Jun 2011 10:45:31 +0000 Ludicity 70778@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Panini Superinjunction Collection features the silhouettes of anonymous Premier League footballers that kids can buy, collect and swap in the playground, although for legal reasons they are not allowed to mention any names. </p> <p>‘It’s great,’ said Timothy Ferris, aged 10, ‘nobody knows who any of the cards are for certain; it’s all based on guesswork, supposition and what we can find out on Twitter.’</p> <p>‘There's already a massive demand for this range,’ said Panini’s head of marketing, Gianfranco Farinelli, ‘although under English law the collection is impossible to advertise so we are mostly doing it through word of mouth.’</p> <p>The value of each card or sticker varies depending on the fame of the footballer involved and the level of scandal alleged. </p> <p>Prices are also being massively inflated after many players have been paying their lawyers to go round school playgrounds to buy up any cards or stickers in circulation. Accordingly, children are now being warned to stay away from any strange men hanging around by the school gates claiming to be from Schillings or Carter-Ruck.</p> <p>However, the value of some players can crash. ‘Once a footballer is named in the media they become worthless,’ explained Ollie Jessup, aged 9, ‘I’m now stuck with three Ryan Giggs that I can’t even swap for one John Terry.’</p> <p>Panini have also launched a Celebrity Superinjunction collection featuring the blacked-out faces of well-known actors, chefs, and reality TV stars. ‘We hope to develop a crossover market for this range,’ explained Farinelli, ‘with many sports fans keen to match footballers to the celebrity that they are accused of sleeping with. Ultimately the aim is to collect the stickers of everyone involved in a scandal – stars, wives, lovers, prostitutes – and get them all lined up together on the same page, typically with Max Clifford at the centre.’ </p> <p>The new collection is officially licensed by the High Court and has been warmly welcomed by Lord Justice Eady. ‘This is a great way for kids to learn about the law,’ he said, ‘although if they mention any names I will have them immediately arrested.’ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5190#post-14260 Thu, 27 May 2010 15:13:48 +0000 Ostsee 14260@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I always knew footballers were good for something. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5190#post-14236 Thu, 27 May 2010 12:50:11 +0000 Svendo 14236@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More Soon </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=214#post-637 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:13:48 +0000 virtuallywill 637@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>dressed as Inpector Clouseau... </p>