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Forum » Tag: fishy fingers - Recent Posts http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=fishy-fingers The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 20:08:36 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Username on "'Prune-like' wet fingers evolved to wank off dolphins, reveals scientist" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-157411 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 03:42:14 +0000 Username 157411@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ 5* charlies_hat on "'Prune-like' wet fingers evolved to wank off dolphins, reveals scientist" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-157157 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 13:50:46 +0000 charlies_hat 157157@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Excellent, missed it yesterday. The last blow hole line is brilliant. waylandsmithy on "'Prune-like' wet fingers evolved to wank off dolphins, reveals scientist" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-157130 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 11:48:21 +0000 waylandsmithy 157130@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ This sub is crying out for an anus. reforse on "'Prune-like' wet fingers evolved to wank off dolphins, reveals scientist" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-157038 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 20:13:20 +0000 reforse 157038@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I remember a court case about 20 years ago when a Mr Alan Cooper was cleared of molesting a dolphin , apparently he was just holding on to the penis as it was a handy appendage, I guess kind of like bestial water skiing. For those looking for some fun off the North East coast, the Dolphins name was Freddie. rikkor on "'Prune-like' wet fingers evolved to wank off dolphins, reveals scientist" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-157019 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 16:36:30 +0000 rikkor 157019@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Title made me laugh. It is true that those cute little (huge!) dolphins sometimes try to aggressively mount any human dumb enough to do one of those "swim with the dolphins" deals. Oxbridge on "'Prune-like' wet fingers evolved to wank off dolphins, reveals scientist" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156991 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 14:00:56 +0000 Oxbridge 156991@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Bad, bad man. 5* Idiot on "'Prune-like' wet fingers evolved to wank off dolphins, reveals scientist" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156990 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:53:56 +0000 Idiot 156990@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Another treat. Vertically Challenged Giant on "'Prune-like' wet fingers evolved to wank off dolphins, reveals scientist" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156985 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:47:47 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 156985@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Wonderful pinxit on "'Prune-like' wet fingers evolved to wank off dolphins, reveals scientist" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156979 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:22:46 +0000 pinxit 156979@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Phew! At least it didn't end in 'bum sex' for once. Unless... ...unless - you didn't mention chocolate starfish in there... did you? Disgusting! Bourbon on "'Prune-like' wet fingers evolved to wank off dolphins, reveals scientist" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156977 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:17:29 +0000 Bourbon 156977@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ The only reason not to laugh would be a guilty conscience! Us biscuits don't like water, but there's always a laugh in the aquawank Not Amused on "'Prune-like' wet fingers evolved to wank off dolphins, reveals scientist" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156976 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:14:23 +0000 Not Amused 156976@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I'm not sure I should have laughed but I did .. Perks on "'Prune-like' wet fingers evolved to wank off dolphins, reveals scientist" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156975 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:11:00 +0000 Perks 156975@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ The headline alone had me laughing Stars DustyBinLaden on "'Prune-like' wet fingers evolved to wank off dolphins, reveals scientist" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156974 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:06:22 +0000 DustyBinLaden 156974@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Pretty sure Philippa Forrester already covered this on an episode of Tomorrow's World. Dawsons creek on "'Prune-like' wet fingers evolved to wank off dolphins, reveals scientist" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156973 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 12:55:01 +0000 Dawsons creek 156973@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ A scientist who specialises in aquatic mammal research has discovered that 'prune-like' human fingers 'almost certainly evolved' to better provide hand relief to dolphins. Dr Gert Schneider tested his theory on a wide-range of near-water animals, including a hippo, three otters and a lifeguard called Martin. Of all the creatures Schneider got to grips with, the dolphin 'appeared to be the most grateful'. Schneider suggested his experiment explains the affinity between humans and the tuna-breathed show-offs, and why they always appear to be smiling. "The grip provided by a pruned fist is a natural match for a slick porpoise penis", insisted Schneider. "It's the perfect symbiosis, if you look at all the data I've collected. We developed wrinkly fingers, and in turn they evolved those saucy little blow holes."