http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=fashion The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 09:27:09 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47703#post-136954 Tue, 04 Sep 2012 14:14:08 +0000 Miss Hegas 136954@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>For all budget-conscious fashion-lovers in these tough recessionary times, this has been the news you've all been waiting for but never dared believe would ever come.</p> <p>Fashion gurus from around the world, meeting just last weekend in a secret mountain-top lair, have issued a decree that in Autumn/Winter 2012, black has been confirmed as the new black.</p> <p>Believe it, sister.</p> <p>We can confirm that black will remain as slimming as before.</p> <p>Black will still make us look slightly more intelligent and, worn en masse, help us to pretend we work for an exciting Madison Avenue ad agency. (Rather than our regular yellow-blue combo that's more Lidl to be honest.) </p> <p>When worn in conjunction with a Gitanes, we can feel a little a member of John-Paul Satre's outer circle. (But adding a beret would be pushing it.)</p> <p>Colours suck. Black rocks our world!</p> <p>Respect, brother.</p> <p>On the downside, mayo that slips from lunchtime sandwiches will still leave a stain that is hard to remove, even with the aid of a babywipe. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46927#post-134808 Thu, 16 Aug 2012 11:08:42 +0000 Mother 134808@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>‎2012 shows a 0.4% decline in the height jumped by celebrating A-Level students when posing for newspaper photographers. Most students jumped 26.6% of their body height, down from 27% last year. However this still compares favourably with the 1970s and early 1980s when students could only achieve an average 8% jump. Critics have claimed that jumping was much harder in the late 70s, mainly on account of the compulsory platform shoes and wide flared trousers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42419#post-121285 Thu, 03 May 2012 16:08:37 +0000 victimms 121285@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Peg more like </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42419#post-121261 Thu, 03 May 2012 14:03:02 +0000 MizAnnieG 121261@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Featuring the moving story of one woman's daily battle with what to wear, set in the rolling expanse of her walk-in wardrobe. The hard-hitting story highlights the plight of fashion victims on both sides of the catwalk,with Victoria Beckham as the eponymous wooden filly. 'Clothes Horse' - previously brought to life on the stage at the National Theatre with stick-figure puppets - is soon to be brought to life on screen with a stick-figure person. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38742#post-110229 Mon, 20 Feb 2012 11:12:45 +0000 Major Clanger 110229@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Only just seen this. Better late than never. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38742#post-110047 Sat, 18 Feb 2012 20:10:42 +0000 rikkor 110047@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent. Je pense it's "Gaultier". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38742#post-110001 Sat, 18 Feb 2012 12:46:07 +0000 beau-jolly 110001@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I alway thought it was "the only water flowing was the bitter taste of beer" Your version is more poignant through. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38742#post-109998 Sat, 18 Feb 2012 11:06:53 +0000 Gary Stanton 109998@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>shameless *bump* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38742#post-109844 Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:13:07 +0000 Gary Stanton 109844@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks all . This story is a morph of two articles from the New York fashion week, links I forgot to provide earlier </p> <p><a href="http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG9084375/New-York-Fashion-Week-Marc-Jacobs-hires-underage-models-for-catwalk-show.html" rel="nofollow">http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG9084375/New-York-Fashion-Week-Marc-Jacobs-hires-underage-models-for-catwalk-show.html</a></p> <p><a href="http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG9084436/New-York-Fashion-Week-Victoria-Victoria-Beckham-autumnwinter-2012.html" rel="nofollow">http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG9084436/New-York-Fashion-Week-Victoria-Victoria-Beckham-autumnwinter-2012.html</a></p> <p>A more concise title would have been<br /> <strong>Victoria Beckham denies using famine victims in NY fashion show</strong></p> <p>And a line that occurred later was something along the lines of '..the two hundred seater venue where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears ' but it's in pretty shocking taste as it is already. Still, what's new? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38742#post-109773 Thu, 16 Feb 2012 13:55:34 +0000 dvo4fun 109773@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It wasn't the cat - you've just been upgraded </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38742#post-109763 Thu, 16 Feb 2012 13:13:59 +0000 cinquecento 109763@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>love it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38742#post-109760 Thu, 16 Feb 2012 12:55:47 +0000 Golgo13 109760@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38742#post-109759 Thu, 16 Feb 2012 12:46:46 +0000 waylandsmithy 109759@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can see the scene, using my 'mind camera'. Brilliant! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38742#post-109755 Thu, 16 Feb 2012 12:30:54 +0000 dvo4fun 109755@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"a larger number of flies than are normally present at a major fashion gathering" lovely</p> <p>It's just four from me at the moment Gary. I'm a bit hungry just now or might have laughed out loud and triggered the full set. </p> <p>Still, I can hear mrs4fun chopping up something in the kitchen. Assuming that it's not the cat I'll pop back and re-read after some lunch. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38742#post-109752 Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:50:44 +0000 Gary Stanton 109752@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Victoria Beckham’s New York fashion show was mired in controversy last night after claims that the models she employed were victims of the recent famine in Ethiopia. It is believed the pop-star turned fashion guru has tired of the fees charged by professional anorexics and their agents and has looked to cheaper sources of malnourished labour to combat the economic downturn. </p> <p>Tongues began to wag when attendees noticed a larger number of flies than are normally present at a major fashion gathering. Moments later, a size-zero girl in a revealing number from Mrs Beckham’s Autumn/Winter 2012 collection slipped into a coma before reaching the end of the catwalk and performing a sexy turn. Guests’ worst fears were confirmed when a number of models mistook a vending machine in the foyer for a UN helicopter and began beating their fists against the glass.</p> <p>As the glass gave way, lead clothes horse Floella Ndogo, 11, clambered on top of the machine, a Vendimax 230X series, and began handing out the few remaining Lion bars to her famished colleagues below in a scene which will surely prove embarrassing for the former Spice Girl . </p> <p>Mrs Beckham, criticised in 2008 after her ‘Autumn in London’ exhibition failed to provide adequate toilet facilities to bulimics, resulting in a fractious two hundred yard queue and the resignation of six cleaners, immediately used her snazzy I-phone 4S with snakeskin cover to contact police as the impromptu picnic threatened to escalate into a full scale riot. Astonished punters including three of Sir Paul McCartney’s ex-daughters, looked on in horror as police fired off rounds of tear gas at the urchins, who were by then locked in a bloody brawl. </p> <p>This morning BBC newsman, Michael Burke, in a moving commentary on the spectacle, said ‘Dawn breaks over Victoria Beckham’s Fifth Avenue fashion extravaganza and lights up a famine of biblical proportions. Only this time the victims are extraordinarily well-dressed. Will you look at the arse on that Jean Paul Gautier ? ‘ Ms Ndogo, meanwhile, insisted that she is still a bit peckish. </p> <p>She added ‘I’ll tell you what I want - what I really really want - I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna - I really really really really want a sandwich. ‘ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34274#post-96842 Sat, 19 Nov 2011 14:44:49 +0000 mpaterson 96842@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ticker. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27019#post-74284 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 10:44:37 +0000 Oxbridge 74284@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks all. And a hat tip to whoever it was did the Laura Robson story last week. Great minds etc. etc. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27019#post-74283 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 10:43:35 +0000 charlies_hat 74283@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do you think the luverly Victoria P would be any good at tennis ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27019#post-74281 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 10:38:26 +0000 Zen 74281@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just finished watching the womens tennis at Wimbledon.All that heavy breathing and grunting.<br /> I hope my neighbour didn't hear me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27019#post-74275 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 10:28:36 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 74275@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Spot on. </p> <p>I hope they don't give in to pressure from TV companies to have prettiness scheduled for the middle Sunday like the French Open for example.</p> <p>Last night, in the shower, as I was soaping up my super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko's firm breasts, teasing her erect nipples with my finger-tips, we agreed that we needed a day off for the chafing to heal a bit before the big match-ups of the second week. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27019#post-74268 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 09:16:32 +0000 saltire 74268@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A biased 5* Think dreaming spires Oxy..dreaming spires. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27019#post-74266 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 09:12:33 +0000 Ludicity 74266@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>V Good, especially 'tennis analyst Tim Henman'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27019#post-74261 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 09:04:44 +0000 waylandsmithy 74261@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Five from me! Funny stuff! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27019#post-74260 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 09:01:06 +0000 Des Custard 74260@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Spot on, Oxo. Have a bwahahahaha and some *s. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27019#post-74253 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 08:39:33 +0000 Oxbridge 74253@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tension is growing among fans of attractive women in short white pleated skirts as the annual Ladies Prettiness Championship entered its second week at Wimbledon. And, despite complaints in some quarters that the standard of gorgeousness is not what it used to be, there have been plenty of surprises along the way.</p> <p>Long-time no-hoper Venus Williams surprised many observers by getting to the second round by means of an unusual style of dress, while plucky Brit Laura Robson managed to outscore Italy's Francesca Schiavone on face, legs and shape alike, before inevitably succumbing to the honey-toned loveliness of Serbia's Ana Ivanovic in round three.</p> <p>Meanwhile, five-time champion Maria Sharapova, who breezed past several excessively muscular also-rans in the first week, barely scraped through to the quarter finals over her compatriot Alona Bondarenko. Sharapova forged an early lead with her searing blonde strokes but was pegged back by Bondarenko's superbly tanned legs and only won on a tie break after her orgasmic shriek was decisively preferred to Bondarenko's guttural moan.</p> <p>Many Prettiness observers believe that this could be the year of pony-tailed Danish stunner Caroline Wozniacki. However, some say that whilst she has often flattered to deceive in brightly coloured clothing, Wozniacki's body simply does not suit the all-white dresses required to take Wimbledon. China's Li Na is also not given much chance, her recent victory in a French beauty tournament dismissed as a typically perverse French preference for skinny legs.</p> <p>'It's anyone's contest now,' said renowned sports analyst Tim Henman, who happened to be in town to cover a mens' sporting contest. 'I quite fancy Jankovic, or Maria Kirilenko, or Jelena Dokic - actually I just fancy them to be honest. Except Simona Halep, obviously. I'm told she actually had a breast reduction so that she could play tennis better. Honestly, what was the silly mare thinking of?' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26825#post-73776 Thu, 23 Jun 2011 14:49:00 +0000 Basil_B 73776@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'God. This is so boring. I thought this was the 450,000 BMW Owners thread'. </p> <p>Just before you drift off to sleep Rikkor. Just have a look at the latest NIB. </p> <p>'Basil's not going to be happy when he sees the latest NiB...' </p> <p>Getting used to it. I'm about as credit worthy as Greece at the moment. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26825#post-73740 Thu, 23 Jun 2011 13:47:45 +0000 rikkor 73740@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>God. This is so boring. I thought this was the 450,000 BMW Owners thread. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26825#post-73694 Thu, 23 Jun 2011 11:58:06 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 73694@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Basil's not going to be happy when he sees the latest NiB... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26825#post-73675 Thu, 23 Jun 2011 10:47:30 +0000 Basil_B 73675@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You've probably caught me at a bad time after having one of my stories hyjacked relating to DLT and Sui Kyi which made NIB (mine didn't)</p> <p>Not everyone is of the same opinion as you on the crediting front.</p> <p>Good luck with this one though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26825#post-73670 Thu, 23 Jun 2011 10:33:09 +0000 Rizzo 73670@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <br />