http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=fart-in-a-colander The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 12:48:25 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39438&page=2#post-177253 Thu, 09 May 2013 10:46:46 +0000 Scroat 177253@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Make sure the local press know about this - The Herts Advertiser and Luton on Sunday have carried stories online. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39438&page=2#post-177243 Thu, 09 May 2013 09:04:57 +0000 NewBiscuit 177243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did these people just get re-elected last week? Even though I'm not local, I would've happily joined your campaign to oust the incompetent arseholes before the election... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39438&page=2#post-177242 Thu, 09 May 2013 09:03:51 +0000 NewBiscuit 177242@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's a pity. After being told by the council leader that you were banned from contact with any employees or members of the council, you could have cancelled your direct debit for their council tax, under the aegis of "no taxation without representation", and saved yourself a lifetime of tax expenditure. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39438&page=2#post-177206 Thu, 09 May 2013 05:46:50 +0000 godly1966 177206@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Today I will be mainly running over all the tossers in Luton Council with a giant steam roller, drying them out in the hot sun and using them as paper to wipe my arse with :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39438&page=2#post-177148 Wed, 08 May 2013 21:33:08 +0000 charlies_hat 177148@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Divine outcome. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39438&page=2#post-177127 Wed, 08 May 2013 20:43:02 +0000 godly1966 177127@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's the obvious one, There is only one god and apparently it isn't me. Personally I don't believe in god so its even more ridiculous that I am impersonating god by having the word god in my surname. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39438&page=2#post-177124 Wed, 08 May 2013 20:35:17 +0000 Yikes 177124@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Awesome effort!</p> <p>BTW, intrigued to know what your blasphemous last name is (or is it the obvious one - Godly??) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39438&page=2#post-177123 Wed, 08 May 2013 20:31:50 +0000 godly1966 177123@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Up Date.<br /> After my last appearance on Three Counties Radio I was informed by a whistle blower from the council that my surname had been deemed blasmious to god and that is why I was getting special treatment.</p> <p>In January I finally had a meeting with Luton Council who told me they knew I was innocent but they wouldn't have the court order set aside and if I died they would get the money from my estate!</p> <p>End of Jan Luton Council told the Local Government Ombudsman they had no record of my complaint, this after 3 appeals, front page of local papper,4 times on local radio and the Independent traffic penalty tribunal.</p> <p>End of Jan I was banned by Hazel Simonds (Toad face) leader of Luton council from any contact with any employees or members of the council.</p> <p>Today I have an email from the Independent Traffic Penalty tribunal stating I lost an appeal over the phone on the 4th of March (I have no knowledge of this) but in another appeal I HAVE WON and Luton Council have been told to remove the court order and review all their procedures and they should of done this a year ago. Basically they have given the racist scum of Luton Council a good kick in.<br /> This was only possible because of my tory MP Andrew Selious, it just goes to show not all MPs are the same. Luton has two labour MPs and 40ish labour councillors. All of them did sweet FA to help me, what a bunch of complete WANKERS. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36653&page=16#post-176391 Thu, 02 May 2013 18:56:03 +0000 AReader 176391@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stuart Hall </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=67&page=2#post-175676 Sat, 27 Apr 2013 07:35:04 +0000 Wrenfoe 175676@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Testing </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36653&page=16#post-172397 Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:50:45 +0000 beau-jolly 172397@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mandella; what a bloody coffin dodging tease he is! </p> <p>I feel a conspiracy coming on. Maybe they are holding back the announcement until Baroness T is off the front page? <em>They</em> must have been doing something between her popping off and 1pm. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=67&page=2#post-172320 Tue, 09 Apr 2013 09:54:53 +0000 815T0 172320@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Testes.</p> <p>By 'eck it's me </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36653&page=16#post-172184 Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:02:28 +0000 Titus 172184@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So: can I have some money on Arthur Scargill please?</p> <p>(Although, politically, he died a long time ago.) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36653&page=16#post-172151 Mon, 08 Apr 2013 14:03:50 +0000 The All New Jeni B 172151@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Most of us. Think we all win 23p. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36653&page=16#post-172125 Mon, 08 Apr 2013 12:59:08 +0000 Oxbridge 172125@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So who had Thatch? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36653&page=16#post-170688 Fri, 29 Mar 2013 11:34:26 +0000 Tripod 170688@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oof, Uncle Monty... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36653&page=16#post-170605 Fri, 29 Mar 2013 01:02:09 +0000 writinginbsl 170605@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>the new pope </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36653&page=16#post-170588 Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:54:31 +0000 Al OPecia 170588@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>NO, I meant "Scroat". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36653&page=16#post-170580 Thu, 28 Mar 2013 22:00:02 +0000 Yikes 170580@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A fiver on Elsie Duggan </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36653&page=15#post-170579 Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:54:35 +0000 sydalg 170579@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No wonder people don't bet on the Royals. I'd say a lot of people got badly burned on the Queen Mum throughout the 80s and 90s. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36653&page=15#post-170574 Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:39:54 +0000 Scroat 170574@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Al OPecia</p> <p>Last I heard he was on the mend. So good news. </p> <p>How about one of the Stones 'live' on stage at Glasto? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36653&page=15#post-170570 Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:48:58 +0000 Al OPecia 170570@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scroat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36653&page=15#post-170568 Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:46:54 +0000 rikkor 170568@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Al, that was funny. Has anyone got N. Mandela yet? </p> <p>Actually, I would prefer to see dead the people who invariably answer "Who living or dead would you most like to have dinner with?" with Nelson Mandela, The Dalai Lama or Buddha. It's a sign for "I'm so much cooler than you." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36653&page=15#post-170564 Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:33:53 +0000 Al OPecia 170564@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Governor of the Bank of Cyprus . </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36653&page=15#post-170517 Thu, 28 Mar 2013 16:09:13 +0000 beau-jolly 170517@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scroat: Fish in barrels/hunting dairy cows. Just refreshed the BBC news page and he's not gone yet, or has he? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36653&page=15#post-170499 Thu, 28 Mar 2013 15:07:12 +0000 Scroat 170499@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nelson Mandela. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26982&page=25#post-170184 Tue, 26 Mar 2013 21:14:36 +0000 The All New Jeni B 170184@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26982&page=25#post-170183 Tue, 26 Mar 2013 21:12:20 +0000 Yikes 170183@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In Harold, if I'm not mistaken. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26982&page=25#post-170182 Tue, 26 Mar 2013 21:05:15 +0000 The All New Jeni B 170182@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Where was that Yikes? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26982&page=25#post-170181 Tue, 26 Mar 2013 21:03:33 +0000 Yikes 170181@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Someone I know once met someone who looked like Paris Hilton </p>