http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=fanny The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 00:56:26 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5766#post-16478 Wed, 09 Jun 2010 08:47:26 +0000 riesler 16478@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't you think he's a bit like Niles? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5766#post-16428 Tue, 08 Jun 2010 23:01:51 +0000 rikkor 16428@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rick, your Boston wedding plans bring tears to my eyes. Traditional with a twist. I know just the church, Unitarian/Wiccan with a significant prison outreach program. It's called Most Holy Recidivist. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5766#post-16312 Tue, 08 Jun 2010 12:36:46 +0000 QorbeQ 16312@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Words of the day - bulbous, girth and redender. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5766#post-16307 Tue, 08 Jun 2010 12:18:35 +0000 andhrimnir 16307@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"engorged member" **snigger** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5766#post-16166 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:34:26 +0000 rickwestwell 16166@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's OK - we'll just have to have a third ceremony in Boston. </p> <p>Nothing fancy, just a quiet chapel blessing with me, my lovely wife, and your good self standing behind us waving a giant placard featuring a huge photo of your engorged member. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5766#post-16164 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:29:22 +0000 rikkor 16164@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tres, tres amusant (maybe?) Very much wish that I could be at your "do", not going to happen this time, though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5766#post-16163 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:27:37 +0000 rickwestwell 16163@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It was ramblesid's attack on Scroat, accusing him of something like "Rolling on your back while waving your arms and legs in the air" and waiting for a tummy tickle, or similar. It was so good I made a new "ROFL" out of it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5766#post-16156 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:12:41 +0000 rikkor 16156@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rick, don't know or can't remember what the ROMB...etc. thing is. L'ass de moi hurtez. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5766#post-16144 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:47:41 +0000 rickwestwell 16144@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And of course, nice to see ROMBWWMAALINTAWWTHMTTAMIILGAPOTH back.<br /> Whatever happened to whatsisname? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5766#post-16142 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:45:50 +0000 rickwestwell 16142@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Kudos for "Rikkor a un pain dans son ass; c'est une baguette" - wasn't me, promise. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5766#post-16069 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 14:18:25 +0000 rikkor 16069@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Flounce! I almost feel that some of these tags are veiled references to me. Blah, blah, blah, blah be-de blah, blah, blah. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5766#post-15945 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 07:15:53 +0000 Scroat 15945@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5766#post-15938 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 06:45:19 +0000 Des Custard 15938@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5766#post-15796 Sun, 06 Jun 2010 14:17:10 +0000 rikkor 15796@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>is often seen in the tags. Like haiku and tweets, brevity is the soul of wit. (It also gives a person a chance to anonymously taunt someone.) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3359#post-9758 Wed, 28 Apr 2010 13:08:21 +0000 Des Custard 9758@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Probably gazing on you with awe from afar, Oxo. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3359#post-9756 Wed, 28 Apr 2010 13:06:55 +0000 Oxbridge 9756@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oddly enough HFW was at Oxford with me, one year below. And no-one but no-one from our time there remembers him. What was he up to for three years? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3359#post-9743 Wed, 28 Apr 2010 12:17:19 +0000 Stan Laurel 9743@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks all. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3359#post-9708 Wed, 28 Apr 2010 09:20:41 +0000 Des Custard 9708@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A classic, Stan, and a Stan classic. Sharing fags indeed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3359#post-9691 Wed, 28 Apr 2010 07:30:55 +0000 Ostsee 9691@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought she was called Cranny Faddock, but I may be showing my age. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3359#post-9686 Wed, 28 Apr 2010 07:06:26 +0000 Scroat 9686@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely stuff. FP if ever I saw one.</p> <p>And yes Ostsee. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3359#post-9685 Wed, 28 Apr 2010 07:01:45 +0000 Dickens or Shakespeare 9685@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ostsee, if your Army Game comment is anything to go by, you're probably still in the era of Fanny Craddock. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3359#post-9673 Wed, 28 Apr 2010 06:17:12 +0000 Ostsee 9673@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Am I the only one who never watches food programmes? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3359#post-9668 Wed, 28 Apr 2010 05:28:54 +0000 edward hack 9668@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bonkers - 'behind the Rolls shed'is worth 5 alone </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3359#post-9662 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 21:46:41 +0000 Stan Laurel 9662@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, celebrated TV chef, smallholder, and real food campaigner admitted last night his “entire professional life had been a sham”, after being outed as a rampant meat hating vegetarian by a disgruntled Channel 4 cameraman who had been refused an extra helping of Hugh’s classic “home slaughtered steak and kidney pudding” after a long day’s filming at River Cottage.</p> <p>Fearnley-Whittingstall, whose no nonsense back to basics approach to rearing livestock from birth to dinner plate has made him a foodies’ favourite, was forced to confess his vegetarianism after the cameraman revealed that Hugh was so repulsed by eating meat that the TV production company had to employ both mouth and stomach doubles for the shots when Hugh appears to consume and enjoy the product of his labours.</p> <p>Writer Jane Fearnley-Whittingstall, the celebrity chef’s mother, confirmed that the allegations were true. “Even as a child, Hugh was a picky eater.” she said. “As a three year old, his staple diet was cottage cheese and spam. He wouldn’t eat anything else until he was five, when he dropped the spam and replaced it with cheesy wotsits; which he is still passionate about.”</p> <p>The scruffy old Etonian reflected that he had never really enjoyed flesh since his school days when he used to share fags with future Tory leader David Cameron behind the Rolls sheds. “My vegetarianism is something that I’ve managed to hide quite well over the years. I used to pretend to myself that I could keep my carrot crunching characteristics at arms length. But it’s not been easy. I must admit that I was physically sick when we filmed the sequence of me teaching that slummy city girl to wring the neck of a chicken and that was just at the sight of the chavvy girl.”</p> <p>Fearnley-Whittingstall’s new series ‘Return to Cottage Cheese’ starts on Channel 4 next month and features Hugh extolling the virtues of good courgette husbandry and showing viewers how to humanely pick a cabbage. A spokesman for Channel 4 said “There will be no change to the format of this ever popular show. Hugh will be cooking the same classic meat and two veg dishes. But without the meat bit, obviously.” </p>