http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=emmerdale The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 08:04:33 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26997#post-74252 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 08:38:48 +0000 Sinnick 74252@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Must be related to Katsick.</p> <p>Pass the stick, someone ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26997#post-74215 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 22:25:39 +0000 Ironduke 74215@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>By the way...Guevara? Right pile of Bonjo, if you ask me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26997#post-74214 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 22:24:38 +0000 Ironduke 74214@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bonjo, I think, (perhaps only on a technicality, but nevertheless a happy happenstance) you have copyrighted your own Complete and Utter Shite ©BonjoNelson.</p> <p>Therefore, not only can you now be accused of writing complete and utter shite, you can never deny it.</p> <p>Finally, any time anyone wishes to accuse someone else of writing complete and utter shite, they must cite your name.</p> <p>I think I'll be hearing your name on my subs for many years to come... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26997#post-74199 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 21:42:25 +0000 bonjonelson 74199@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Complete and utter shite</p> <p>© BonjoNelson </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26997#post-74198 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 21:39:56 +0000 waylandsmithy 74198@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's the trouble with teachers these days: just not enough acid casualties left. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26997#post-74189 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 21:23:29 +0000 Al OPecia 74189@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And she appears absolutely nowhere on the website she has posted. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26997#post-74187 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 21:21:05 +0000 Al OPecia 74187@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If there was ever a candidate for psychic stalking by "Liverpool Lil" or Katcyc, this is it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26997#post-74185 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 21:18:02 +0000 The All New Jeni B 74185@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do you think that the soothing colours of the site are drawing them all here, in the same way mental institutions had a particular shade of green to calm the patients? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26997#post-74183 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 21:14:31 +0000 Al OPecia 74183@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Another Nutter:</p> <p><a href="http://www.cevivecheguevara.zoomshare.com/" rel="nofollow">http://www.cevivecheguevara.zoomshare.com/</a></p> <p>"I worked as Senior Teacher/Community Education Director for U.K. Government as my life's work and saw how, in fact, Government actually destroyed real Education and led to the breakdown of worthwhile life culture under Tony Blair and cohort sycophants. I left it all in despair, frankly. I now run my own Theatre projects to keep Justice- Truth and sanity dynamic."</p> <p>Yeah, right, bollocks. Please bring someone sane back, like Aargharry. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26997#post-74182 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 20:41:21 +0000 Golgo13 74182@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have seen about half a dozen who have felt the need to make their copyright explicit at the end of the sub. </p> <p>It's the equivalent of green ink. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26997#post-74169 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 19:21:16 +0000 Qoxiivi 74169@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What in shuddering fuck is all this about? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26997#post-74166 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 19:12:08 +0000 JohnA 74166@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"NURSE - THE SCREENS!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26997#post-74138 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 17:22:50 +0000 GuevaraUK 74138@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Two Eastend Kids – Tanya Grotter and Terry Blotter- breaking into the home of JK Rowling found her in a trance - puffing on a spliff whilst dancing round a pot of gold. She had fled from her bit-part in UK Soap Opera : Emmerdale - in which she was playing Ella - a sour rich bitch - who had been written out of her own control over Aaron - boyfriend of her daughter. Being very upset that scriptwriters would no longer allow her to stiffen Aaron's Wand - she took revenge by walking off set and returning to London to cook up another plan on how to milk Kids. She shook her bare breasts at the Soap Director and Casting agent – warning : “I will revenge…read all : a bow-Tit …HA-HA-HA-HA-” A spokesperson said :"she will not be missed.. she was always a pantomime dame... a closet Willy-W#nker..feel the rub ....(dub)"<br /> When the Kids stumbled across the dishevelled Rowling she was dancing round the Golden Pot - puffing on her spliff - chanting : "POT-AM-ORE.....POT-AM-ORE...yes! yes! yes! POT-AM-ORE ...I'll give'em POTTERmore....HA-HA-HA-HA-HA...that’s the way to do it … that’s the way to do it HA-HA-HA-HA-…yummy …more money … HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-money can’t buy me Love…but it can buy ME!! Tee-hee-hee-hee" she then fell on the floor grasping her Golden dildo tightly - which she called Harry - in hysteria as she plunged it deeper and deeper chanting in a sweat : "come for me Harry...screw for me Harry ... feed me ...yes!yes!yes!" and words to that effect then as her legs trembled violently she next grabbed her pogo stick with Daniel Radcliffe’s head on it. – marked “LAUD OF THE FLIES!” " Equus.. Daaaarling…” she drawled….”between my legs I fix thee…I made you everything you own…” before humping it up and down as she circled the room – like Witch on broom..-much to the horrified Kids' amazement. . Gobsmacked - They didn't wait for the story of her next Climax but promptly fled in fear, ditching their own rollover ideas - crying "freaking hell! Bad smell! Stuff that! and we don't think????"<br /> The kids are allright - and trotted home merrily clutching a cheque for £25,000.00 after selling the story of their nasty experience to Wapping. So - Who says Brit kids are thick? They found that in this case : the crime didn’t pay – but Truth did. Clever Kids!<br /> Eve Guevara-Sansom © </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2502#post-7515 Wed, 14 Apr 2010 10:27:16 +0000 jp1885 7515@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>With my fashion sense, who wouldn't want to dress up as me? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2502#post-7507 Wed, 14 Apr 2010 10:06:05 +0000 nealdoran 7507@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have you thought of dressing up as JP 'round the house? He seems to be catnip to the subbers around here at the minute. Woof! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2502#post-7488 Wed, 14 Apr 2010 09:28:55 +0000 The All New Jeni B 7488@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>S'pose it must be.</p> <p>At home, they're so used to seeing it, they just don't respond anymore. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2502#post-7460 Wed, 14 Apr 2010 08:33:42 +0000 nealdoran 7460@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's the power of the catsuit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2502#post-7408 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:14:57 +0000 The All New Jeni B 7408@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bless you Neal.<br /> Now, if only the men in my real life fulfilled my wishes so willingly... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2502#post-7406 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:11:30 +0000 nealdoran 7406@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Jeni. Your wish, is my command... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2502#post-7404 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:07:23 +0000 The All New Jeni B 7404@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, but what about having the leaders debating policy over a pint of bitter in 't'Woolpack? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2502#post-7403 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:06:37 +0000 The All New Jeni B 7403@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>By 'eck Neal lad, tha's done it again. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2502#post-7398 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 21:59:37 +0000 nealdoran 7398@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tombola Bingo, sponsors of ITV soap opera Emmerdale, have expressed anger at the replacement of its usual highly-rated sponsored programme on Thursday with the first televised leadership debate in the UK election, and demanded that the channel take steps to ensure their usual key demographic is maintained throughout the highly anticipated political discussion. Drinking pints of bitter in a set replicating The Woolpack, the three party leaders will be required to couch all their answers in terms of how it will affect the residents of the village of Emmerdale, and will also be expected to use the local accent of the principal characters in all responses. </p> <p>The Labour Party was bullish about the development, with a spokeswoman claiming that ‘public-private partnerships were what Gordon is all about, tha knows’ and that the Prime Minister was ‘happy to work with major beneficiaries of Labour’s relaxed gambling legislation to explain the benefits of a fourth Labour term to hard-working families like the Dingles, and make sure number 10 remains Gordon’s Den’. </p> <p>The Conservative party hit back claiming that it was a sign of how out of touch with ‘t’people’ the Labour government was if their main ‘big government’ idea was ‘to keep giving handouts to that loverat Cain Dingle’ while also promising that David Cameron could return the country to ‘the glory days of iron lady Annie Sugden’. A spokesman for the Lib Dems wondered if anyone had noticed that Nick Clegg bears a certain resemblance to brooding ex-Emmerdale hearththrob Frazer Hines ‘who was also in Doctor Who, you know, which is pretty cool, um, pet’.</p> <p>However, the deal to clear the live debate on the country’s main commercial channel doesn’t end with guarantees that answers would be peppered with plot details from Emmerdale, and an agreement for Alistair Stewart to call Tombola’s big money full house game before questions are taken from the floor. Tying in with ITV policies on programme cross-promotion, the three leaders are to re-appear on the channel on Saturday tea-time, when Harry Hill, on an election special TV Burp will ask the big question, ‘Who’s better, Gordon or David?’ In time-honoured fashion, the presenter’s call for a ‘Fight!’ will see the PM and leader of the opposition wrestle on the studio floor while Harry and Louie from Pineapple Dance Studio egg them on, and Nick Clegg marches in the background with a placard saying ‘Don't you know who I am?’ while dressed in a badger suit.</p> <p>‘It’s all about our remit at ITV News bringing politics into the world of the ordinary voter in as dignified way that they can understand,’ an ITV insider said. </p>