http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=elton The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 06:20:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36434#post-102083 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 12:26:34 +0000 delightfullyodd 102083@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...and it seemed to me, you lived your life,<br /> With your family all called kim. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36434#post-102079 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 12:08:02 +0000 Sinnick 102079@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Goodbye Kim Jong-Il<br /> Though I never knew you at all<br /> You had the grace to hold yourself<br /> While those around you crawled ...</p> <p>I'm sure someone can fill in the rest ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36434#post-102072 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 11:26:52 +0000 delightfullyodd 102072@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ELTON John has confirmed that he will fly to North Korea to play at the funeral of Kim Jong-il who died this week. </p> <p>Elton has also revealed that he has re-written his Candle in the Wind classic for the occasion. Speaking from his New York penthouse apartment, he said: "I was approached yesterday by someone from the North Korean Government and was told that Kim loved my music and that his son Kim Jong-un wanted me to perform a version of Candle in the Wind at the service." </p> <p>An official statement from The North Korean Government read yesterday:"Our Dear and Great Leader was a fan of Mr. Elton John and it would be a fitting tribute to the wonderful contribution and leadership by having Mr. John sing at the celebration of life. As you are already aware, Elton John was born in North Korea and is a wonderfully happy North Korean man and is proud to serve his country again." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3847#post-11349 Fri, 07 May 2010 13:19:47 +0000 riesler 11349@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>:-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3847#post-11341 Fri, 07 May 2010 13:04:29 +0000 Adam Ice Rink 11341@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3847#post-11010 Wed, 05 May 2010 21:23:26 +0000 fernandomando 11010@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A post that made me groan. It was not unpleasant however. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3847#post-11007 Wed, 05 May 2010 20:43:38 +0000 Adam Ice Rink 11007@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>... 'cause Surrey seems to be the hardest ward. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=129#post-379 Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:08:14 +0000 regdwight 379@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Goodbye sad old queen,<br /> Though I never knew you at all,<br /> I always used to love your songs,<br /> Now you make my flesh just crawl.</p> <p>You came out of your closet<br /> And you seemed to use your fame<br /> To try and convince the world<br /> That we should all be the same</p> <p>And it seems to me you lived your life<br /> In a dark, disgusting sin,<br /> And I hope you seek forgiveness<br /> When the end begins.<br /> And though your sins be scarlet<br /> Or a shade of pink,<br /> Jesus loves you anyway,<br /> Just not the way you think.</p> <p>You really went too far<br /> When you criticised the Son of God,<br /> But still he can forgive you,<br /> Though you said he was a sod.</p> <p>Jesus is the Lord,<br /> He’s the one who’s really in control -<br /> See him as something more than sexual,<br /> He’s the saviour of your soul.</p> <p>And it seems to me you lived your life<br /> In a dark, disgusting sin,<br /> And I hope you seek forgiveness<br /> When the end begins.<br /> And though your sins be scarlet<br /> Or a shade of pink,<br /> Jesus loves you anyway,<br /> Just not the way you think.</p> <p>Yes, Jesus loves you anyway,<br /> Just not the way you think. </p>