http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=electric The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 21:17:27 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1120#post-2849 Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:42:34 +0000 curry muncher 2849@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What, no pipe rack? You also forgot to mention the ample headroom, enabling hats to be worn at all times. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1120#post-2847 Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:28:30 +0000 MADJEZ 2847@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The new Nissan Micra beloved of elderly motorists will feature a green electric motor to save its elderly devotees fuel on their one trip out for the week. The model features extra load space for all those Lidls carrier bags (‘I’m a pensioner you know’) and a wireless tuned to 1954. Body colours will be limited to black and white only as the license is cheaper.</p> <p><img src="http://www.milkfloats.org.uk/7015MD1.jpg"></p> <p>Performance tests have shown that with a following wind the new vehicle can hit 6 miles per hour in the outside lane of the motorway. The rest of the time the car will stick to a steady 4mph in a straight line, round corners and through red traffic lights.</p> <p>Optional extras will include a tartan rug and a specially shaped cushion for small dogs to sit on. A new safety feature is a sensor which plays the recorded message ‘you won’t get there any faster’ to chastise pushy motorists who overtake on the inside at speeds of up to 30 miles per hour. </p> <p>In other news the AA and RAC have called for drivers over 70 to have a grey flashing light fitted to the roof of their car so other motorists can beware. </p>