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Forum » Tag: drunk in a duvet - Recent Posts http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=drunk-in-a-duvet The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 15:25:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Scroat on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7316 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:09:56 +0000 Scroat 7316@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Watch this space! Next month we're offering "Fuck off you wanker" with a free "Bugger off you <insert regional description here> pillock. Also watch out for more Buy One Get Stuffed Free offers in June!! Des Custard on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7311 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 12:41:51 +0000 Des Custard 7311@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Dear Mr 1885 Thank you for your completed questionnaire and direct debit mandate. This month's personalised pop is: 'Toss off, you pisser'. Zadok the second on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7270 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 08:53:37 +0000 Zadok the second 7270@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Surely 'west midlands sex god' is an oxymoron? edward hack on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7268 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 08:46:57 +0000 edward hack 7268@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ west midlands sex god **?+*&"*?#**???????? is that in Tipton or Gornall jp1885 on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7243 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 07:10:49 +0000 jp1885 7243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Ah, that's more like it - 'fuck off', 'wanker', 'shopping list' - thanks all, I feel included now :-) <blockquote>JP, how could you forget what Oxy and I did to you in Ledbury?</blockquote> With the help of expensive therapy and strong medication Sauce. The All New Jeni B on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7158 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:16:28 +0000 The All New Jeni B 7158@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Oh for fuck sake! Haven't you taken the hint yet jp? The reason no-one had taken a pop at you was because we were all hoping you'd just fuck off. Now fuck off. (x) Scroat on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7157 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:04:49 +0000 Scroat 7157@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Sure I had my shopping list here somewhere sauce on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7141 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:34:33 +0000 sauce 7141@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ JP, how could you forget what Oxy and I did to you in Ledbury? Mary Evans on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7139 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:20:57 +0000 Mary Evans 7139@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I think you're an incredibly sweet man, JP. Ya wanker. jp1885 on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7138 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:14:31 +0000 jp1885 7138@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ That'll do nicely - though I'm more of a savory (pizza and kebab) than sweet (doughnuts) man. fun and games on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7132 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:56:34 +0000 fun and games 7132@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Lardy Attention Seeking Twat. I actually refer to a kid I teach as an AST (most of the aforementioned), but he doesn't look to be as keen on doughnuts as you. Will that do? Des Custard on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7118 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 12:19:22 +0000 Des Custard 7118@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I need a bit more to go on, stereotype-wise, before I can take a proper pop. Please fill in the questionnaire and I'll get back to you asap. jp1885 on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7105 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 11:13:13 +0000 jp1885 7105@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Damn those tags - why do they have to be so piercingly accurate? andhrimnir on "A comment...for what it is worth..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2328#post-7099 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:47:13 +0000 andhrimnir 7099@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ There may come a point, Plucky, when you realise that the rest of us are just bulletin board code. The Rikkor subroutine is a renowned standard "Rile innocent knuts, keep on riling". The routine only runs at with a taunt factor 3 here, default install is TF 7 many boards run at 10 or above. Zadok the second on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7094 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:38:51 +0000 Zadok the second 7094@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Ah. allmyownstunts on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7093 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:38:05 +0000 allmyownstunts 7093@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I meant a whole new Chat Topic to honour the Antipodean Coming, rather than scrolling to the bowels of this one. Zadok the second on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7092 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:35:50 +0000 Zadok the second 7092@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ What's a nice thread? Scroat on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7091 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:33:49 +0000 Scroat 7091@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Reet allmyownstunts on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7090 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:33:30 +0000 allmyownstunts 7090@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Did you not buy a round, Scroat? Gosh. Mary and I often talk about how we didn't notice. Atonement beckons when lovely Rick hits town. Any chance of this happy prospect being re-posted on a NICE thread? x Scroat on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7089 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:31:25 +0000 Scroat 7089@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Or the tabs rickwestwell on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7088 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:29:10 +0000 rickwestwell 7088@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I see Rikkor's been at the tags again... :-) rickwestwell on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7087 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:27:37 +0000 rickwestwell 7087@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I'll certainly bring precautions, Fernando. Very excited about seeing fellow biscuits in the flesh - I'll post the dates I'm back as soon as my fiancee reminds me of them, and we can arrange some shenanigi. <blockquote>So that will be halves of mild all round then..? </blockquote> Happen it will, lad. fernandomando on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7085 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:20:58 +0000 fernandomando 7085@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ What excellent news. I have already purchased an only recently out of date copy of the good pub guide (mine is the 2008 version)and therefore saved enough pennies to go out for a drink again. However, on the two occasions that I have been out with newsbiscuiteers, pregnancies or birth have soon followed. Scroat on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7082 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:55:14 +0000 Scroat 7082@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Excuse me if I don't sidle up to my accuser, roll on my back, whimper, and wave my arms and legs in the air while waiting to have my tummy tickled and maybe, if I'm lucky, get a pat on the head... But I was gardening at the weekend and can't move today. However... *POP* if that helps. QorbeQ on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7080 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:44:22 +0000 QorbeQ 7080@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I'll say it to his face, or if his face isn't available I'll at least leave him a hastily-scribbled note before he gets back and sees who it's from... Scroat on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7079 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:38:25 +0000 Scroat 7079@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Beg to differ Ricky my son, but the first round's mine - I neglected to buy one at the Chandos gig, much to my shame. So that will be halves of mild all round then..? He said stereotypically. Mary Evans on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7078 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:38:08 +0000 Mary Evans 7078@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ This is joyous news Marj! I will still just about be able to waddle out the door by then and few sherbets should help Baby Maz relax for the big day. Let us know your dates and we'll do an NB shindig - what fun!!! rickwestwell on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7077 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:32:51 +0000 rickwestwell 7077@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Back in June for 3 weeks, Scroat, and having a beer with the NB crowd is on top of the list of things to do, just ahead of "get married". I'm buying. (The beer, not my beautiful bride.) Mary Evans on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7072 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:16:03 +0000 Mary Evans 7072@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Don't worry JP. We're all saying it behind your back. Zadok the second on "I'm feeling rather left out and quite peeved that no-one's had a pop at me yet" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7068 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:06:51 +0000 Zadok the second 7068@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ *pop* There you go.