http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=drink The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:53:00 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29059#post-81423 Wed, 10 Aug 2011 14:17:27 +0000 Oxbridge 81423@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's recycled from the last two Augusts, of course. Thought it was worth one last go. Looks like Jazzer's one from before my time said it all really. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29059#post-81415 Wed, 10 Aug 2011 13:18:30 +0000 rikkor 81415@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Or, has time re-written every line? If we had a chance to do it all again, tell me, could we, should we? Me-hem-ories...</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10785#post-29477" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10785#post-29477</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29059#post-81411 Wed, 10 Aug 2011 11:53:24 +0000 Midnight Dreary 81411@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Unfortunately, "Pretty girls get A levels" is only just behind "Andy Murray reverts to being Scottish" in the list of all-time most popular submissions here.</p> <p>Here's one at random:</p> <p><a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2007/08/18/newspaper-hacks-celebrate-prettiest-a-level-students-ever-180/">pretty girls get A levels</a></p> <p>Oh, and Mary Evans has <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7720#post-20883">bagged</a> the next time this joke is allowed to come up.</p> <p>Strange that this got five stars, though - I guess someone must have liked it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29059#post-81392 Wed, 10 Aug 2011 09:43:46 +0000 Oxbridge 81392@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Up and down the country, thousands of attractive girls have performed a traditional British summer coming-of-age ceremony by looking happy for the cameras as they celebrate their A’level results. The Department for Education said that radiance grades among A’level students have reached an all-time peak this year.</p> <p>'I’ve got four A*s and I’m going to do Medicine at Cambridge,' squealed willowy blonde Gillian Atkinson, as she read her results outside Cheltenham Ladies College. Her pert young breasts bobbed under her thin flowery blouse as she ran to hug her best friend Charlotte Connors in a faintly erotic but still wholesome way.</p> <p>Connors, a lissome brunette, 18 - so it's OK, she's legal - also had cause to rejoice. She giggled coquettishly, her long, shapely legs gleaming in the morning sunshine, as she revealed to watching camera crews that three As and a B would be enough for her to study English Literature and Sociology at the University of Durham.</p> <p>It was also celebration time for pretty girls at state schools. In Manchester, Laura Smallwood, a foxy redhead from Corbetts Hill College in figure-hugging jeans, beamed with delight as she opened her results to show two Bs and two Cs, more than she needed to get into her Drama course at Salford University. </p> <p>Meanwhile in Sheffield, Sally Lumb smiled shyly – but you know what they say about the quiet ones, eh? – as she told waiting journalists about the row of four Bs she had achieved. 'I’m on my way to St Andrews to study Politics,' she said.</p> <p>Critics have claimed that standards have been ‘uglied down’ in recent years and that this has made it all too easy for girls to look lovely on Results Day. However, the government rejects this, saying that the girls deserve full credit for all their hard work in getting their lithe young bodies in perfect shape for mid-August.</p> <p>According to unconfirmed reports, some ordinary-looking girls also got their A’level results yesterday. And some boys, apparently. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6059#post-16579 Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:51:19 +0000 Peter749400 16579@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Apple_iPad_Back-580x385.jpg"></p> <p>Apple CEO Steve Jobs today unveiled the latest in his company's popular series of small aluminium drinks trays. The new product, known as the I-pad, is larger than previous models and can be used to carry up to four cups of tea or coffee around the home or office, and comes with an easy clean matt silver finish.</p> <p>Introducing the product, Steve Jobs said: "The I-pad is revolutionary, but you already know how to use it - you may even have something like it in your kitchen". He went on "There's no up, no down, no right or wrong way to use it. It's the best cup carrying experience, the best glass carrying experience, the best bottle carrying experience there is". The I-pad is the long awaited successor to the I-pod, which although popular was criticised by some because it could only accommodate one cup, leading some coffee drinkers to simply carry their drink by its purpose built handle. </p> <p>Early reviews have praised the I-pad's greater cup capacity, but have already criticised Apple for failing to correct a flaw which has long plagued its products - the smooth, highly polished surface which can lead to drinks simply slipping off the side and smashing onto the floor, often scalding the user in the process. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5958#post-16363 Tue, 08 Jun 2010 16:47:55 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 16363@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shouldn't that be "Gay Genetically Modified Immigrant Foxes Terrorise Our Towns"? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5958#post-16358 Tue, 08 Jun 2010 16:21:55 +0000 Svendo 16358@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've heard...</p> <p>It has claws as big as cups;<br /> It has four ears, two for listening and two "are sort of back-up ears". Some might be on the inside of its head;<br /> It has a retractable leg so it "can leap up at you better";<br /> It has magnets on its tail, so "if you're made out of metal, it can attach itself to you";<br /> It lights up at night;<br /> It has a tremendous fear of stamps;<br /> Its yawn sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel;<br /> It has no mouth, but instead has four arses;<br /> It only has eyebrows on Saturdays;<br /> It lives "on the place where there should be moors";<br /> The locals think it is some sort of giant fox;<br /> It makes a "terrible howling noise";<br /> It is the size of a jaguar [the cat not the car];<br /> It has got big white teeth, as sharp as knives;</p> <p>/Stops ripping off Father Ted </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5958#post-16351 Tue, 08 Jun 2010 15:59:51 +0000 Dun Dunkin 16351@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The 'Super Fox' has thumbs so it can turn keys and open doors and windows at night. Originally escaped from a research lab breeding more cunning foxes for the hunt they now form organised gangs in some towns. A security spokesman said its understood the lab has received funding from Iran. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=149#post-431 Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:33:11 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 431@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>the pickie isn't posted, old son. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=149#post-430 Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:32:04 +0000 virtuallywill 430@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <br />