http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=donny501 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 03:56:47 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15375#post-44297 Sun, 21 Nov 2010 22:08:20 +0000 arrghgarry 44297@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That should be shot,I am changing into the policeman from ,allo allo </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15375#post-43920 Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:25:07 +0000 arrghgarry 43920@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I used to work with a Belgian and he told me of a story where a group of people went into asupermarket and shit a load of customers .turns out it was the local police trying to get more money for their "members" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15375#post-43911 Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:12:52 +0000 A Crooked MP 43911@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And the article on the BBC last week about "Quantas finding engine problem on A380". Well fuck me they're bloody great things hanging off the wing, it should be easy to spot I thought. really had to stop and check which site I was on. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16195#post-43865 Fri, 19 Nov 2010 11:11:41 +0000 Griffin 43865@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll go with Daniel on this one. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16195#post-43778 Fri, 19 Nov 2010 05:54:16 +0000 arrghgarry 43778@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>when told the latest harry potter is not doing so well </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15375#post-42087 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 08:50:07 +0000 arrghgarry 42087@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She has a pet wasp ,and takes it to work </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15401#post-42073 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 07:45:55 +0000 Gerontius 42073@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It wasn't a 'bag for life' then?<br /> Silly boy.<br /> On the other hand, don't knock it unle </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15375#post-42066 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 07:08:49 +0000 sauce 42066@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There was that supermarket on jersey in the news yesterday yesterday that over-charged someone a fiver on their fruit n veg because the checkout assistants waps were resting on the scales. I had to check to make sure I was on the beeb and not NewsBiscuit. And that it wasn't April 1st. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15422#post-42060 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 05:15:26 +0000 arrghgarry 42060@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>the Decider . </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15401#post-42057 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 02:56:29 +0000 arrghgarry 42057@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I guess that stranglwank is not the same as chokin the chicken </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15401#post-42046 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 01:22:38 +0000 fernandomando 42046@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I suppose that this is not actually a case of Stranglewank. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15401#post-42044 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 00:58:11 +0000 IABP 42044@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>William Hague? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15375#post-42043 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 00:43:05 +0000 arrghgarry 42043@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well at least the weapons of mass destruction story was true. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15401#post-42042 Wed, 10 Nov 2010 00:40:53 +0000 arrghgarry 42042@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I agree with Ricky gervais ,if you are into that stuff ,let a fellow hobbyist have a spare key to tidy you up if you don`t turn up for work.I think it was the bent tory MP that got the ball rolling </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15401#post-42015 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 23:07:31 +0000 IABP 42015@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've never understood the pleasure aspect of putting a plastic bag over your head. It's kind of up there with jumping out of a plane without a parachute or drinking paraquat. Whatever turns people on (or permanently off). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15375#post-42012 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 22:36:50 +0000 The All New Jeni B 42012@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Golgo, I'm the same. I have to remind myself that I am about to read/watch 'real' news otherwise I can end up snorting with inappropriate laughter, sure I'm about to here a killer punchline only to remember I'm watching the 6 o'clock news. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15375#post-42009 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 22:34:00 +0000 Golgo13 42009@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've had the opposite thing, arrghgarry. I've started looking at 'straight' news sites and forget it's NOT satire...just started laughing, or thinking 'well that's not very funny' depending on the story.<br /> Because I don't check in on The Onion nearly as often as I do here, I tend to have long catch-up sessions there. After 20 minutes or so, I then flip over to BBC or Guardian and just sit there with a grin on my face waiting for the punchline... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15401#post-41993 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 21:18:07 +0000 arrghgarry 41993@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>himself ,has been declared "Wanker of the year" he beat out competition from George Bush and Tony Blair .They had to console themselves with the doubles title </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15375#post-41963 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 16:54:18 +0000 IABP 41963@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You can't on some things but you get a lot of unedited footage elsewhere. It's amazing how much is cut out in the UK and what they don't show and therefore it gives them license to not even report it, which they frequently decide not to. </p> <p>It's fascinating how the same incident is reported with different slants around the globe. Bias can be either way so neither have to show a totally accurate picture and I don't think any of them try to be impartial anyway. Trying to find what is accurate is not easy and not worth the hassle to find out on most things.</p> <p>You also get a lot of public videos now due to modern technology, which news agencies and the string-pullers can't control as of yet but I'm certain the net will eventually be controlled but maybe not in our lifetime. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15375#post-41959 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 16:22:51 +0000 MC One R 41959@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sounds like a late night drinking conversation. How can you be sure that the story you are reading is the biased one? Can you believe anything written on this website? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15375#post-41938 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 14:24:22 +0000 IABP 41938@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is real news the real news?!?<br /> You should read the same story around the world. The bias from various continents is quite breathtaking. Our news reporting is a bit of a disgrace to be honest. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15375#post-41937 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 14:06:07 +0000 riesler 41937@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>is it????? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15376#post-41935 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 14:00:30 +0000 arrghgarry 41935@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rooney </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15375#post-41933 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 13:56:25 +0000 arrghgarry 41933@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>forget it is a satire , and feel as though it is the real news you are reading </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15372#post-41926 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 13:41:49 +0000 arrghgarry 41926@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If it had been britain that thought would have crossed my mind. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15372#post-41925 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 13:39:14 +0000 IABP 41925@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are you sure it wasn't just a suicide? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15372#post-41924 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 13:37:13 +0000 arrghgarry 41924@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was traveling through Korea many years ago and tthrough the train window I could see a dog being hung from a tree ,they treat them　like pheasants.I liked the joke from dumb and dumber (not Blush and Blair) </p> <p>the cross between a shitzu and a bulldog </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15372#post-41923 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 13:37:04 +0000 IABP 41923@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't order the Shih Tzu </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15372#post-41921 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 13:33:26 +0000 De-scribe 41921@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Snort. Have stars.</p> <p>"These Korean Meatballs Really are the Dog's Bollocks" (Hugh Dennis, Mock the Week c 2009) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=15372#post-41919 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 13:31:15 +0000 arrghgarry 41919@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>they can being eaten any day of the year ,sandwiches ,on a stick or get their mommy and have a roast. </p>