http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=dogging The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 12:13:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30237#post-85038 Sun, 11 Sep 2011 09:59:08 +0000 Al OPecia 85038@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Golgo - they already have "intellectual Companionship Areas" in Pubs. Viewing Galleries for them too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30237#post-85036 Sun, 11 Sep 2011 09:19:39 +0000 Golgo13 85036@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@glib. </p> <p>Using the chat room or the writer's room to promote anything, but especially ones own blog, is seen as being the mark of a Cunt. It'll earn you nothing but opprobrium. </p> <p>I do like the idea of "platonic dogging", though. </p> <p>Could there be parking areas where I could go to watch couples enjoy one another's company? Perhaps I could peer into their car and view them deeply respecting, admiring and intellectually pleasuring each other, while I slowly stroke my chin. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30237#post-84973 Sat, 10 Sep 2011 10:06:25 +0000 Al OPecia 84973@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If you get caught without one, do they fit you with an electronic dog-tag? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30237#post-84936 Fri, 09 Sep 2011 23:23:50 +0000 Glib Hemingway 84936@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A Dogging Licence would be like a cross between a dog licence and a driving licence. Issued to people who plan to drive very seldom except to attend dogging events. Learning a basic level of driving appropriate to their needs, such as reverse parking, the three-point turn… but mostly parking skills. Plus there’s be a requirement to recognise certain signs appropriate to their driving experience like ‘Have you paid and displayed?’ </p> <p>While you’re learning the ropes trying for the standard driving licence, you’re issued with what’s called a Provisional Licence. It allows you, legally, to kangaroo hop and stall at road junctions on the Queen’s highways. A similar thing could be done with the Dogging Licence. A Provisional Dogging Licence would allow you to learn the dogging basics. There wouldn’t be any sex. Just a kind of Platonic dogging, sitting in the back of a car in a carpark for a chat. Perhaps enjoying a flask of tea; more of an introduction to dogging: </p> <p>‘Peter? There’s a man looking in through the window. What’s he doing? Looks like he’s trying to warm himself up.’ </p> <p>Most of the rules on the Provisional Dogging Licence will be lifted from the Full and Provisional Driving Licences. Just so you could avoid something like the following situation:</p> <p>‘You do know sir that you this licence doesn’t permit you to drive on the motorway? The hard shoulder is strictly for breakdowns and restricted use if other lanes have been closed.’</p> <p>The policeman closes his notebook and pockets his pen.</p> <p>‘I’ll let it go for now sir, but if you’re partner would like to put away the Battenberg…’ he says straightening up to conclude the business, but just then spotting perhaps another infringement.</p> <p>‘Hello sir, warming ourselves up were we?’</p> <p>[For more articles please go to <a href="http://www.tinybangtheories.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.tinybangtheories.com</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30089#post-84506 Wed, 07 Sep 2011 09:13:08 +0000 dvo4fun 84506@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>£6m? For that amount I'd have expected them to tarmac the site before leaving. Not properly of course. And they'd have come back next week with some ugly mates to demand more wedge with menaces.</p> <p>Wonder if this would read better without the funny Essex names. But as my success rate runs to a only couple of tickers, probably best you go with your own thoughts. Stars anyway </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30089#post-84483 Wed, 07 Sep 2011 07:06:07 +0000 rebel not taken 84483@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Travellers living illegally on the Ugley Green caravan site in Essex have demanded £6million of taxpayers' money to leave.</p> <p>The request was made by the gipsys' representative Paddy Pikey during a secret meeting with Ugley Green council leader Basil Don:<br /> "We were determined to get rid of those thieving bastards for good" said Basil Don's Human Resources manager Col Chester.</p> <p>More than 400 travellers squatting illegally in 5 caravans on the site were told they would get their hands on the money once they had buggered off.</p> <p>Council chiefs were so keen to end the 10 year stand-off that they were prepared to pay £6million pound in cash to Paddy Pikey:<br /> "Those crooked inbreds have been making life hell for local residents" claimed angry Public Relations Officer Harold Hill.</p> <p>But after investigations carried out by Essex journalist Ben Fleet, it emerged that council officials had planned to convert the caravan site into a dogging venue for local residents:<br /> "It had been a popular dogging site for centuries before the diddycoys moved in" declared Ugley Green vicar Brent Wood.</p> <p>But the deal fell through after the Government refused to fund the payment of £6million compensation from the council to the travellers:<br /> "The value of the pikey's land was nowhere near £6million and we already have several dogging sites in Ugley Green" said Essex MP Leon Sea. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23356#post-63356 Fri, 01 Apr 2011 16:58:28 +0000 Scroat 63356@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Unexpected item in dogging area" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23356#post-63354 Fri, 01 Apr 2011 16:46:04 +0000 Mrblacker 63354@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Prostitutes, massage parlours and doggers say they'll start advertising in the Financial Times after the Sport Media Group, confirmed it was going into administration.</p> <p>The company, which published the Daily and Sunday Sport titles, made the announcement after seeing sales plummet.</p> <p>However, the whores and perverts who rely on the down-market soft porn papers to earn money or get their kicks, say their determined to keep its spirit alive by going up-market.</p> <p>"We see this as an opportunity." Marcia Sutherland from the British Sluts Society told reporters at her massage parlour and brothel in Winchester.</p> <p>"I think we've been complacent for too long and have been happy to pick up the rough trade garnered through advertising in the Sport. Now, with it's closure, we have the chance to earn more money, increase our prices and service a richer clientele by advertising in the FT. After all, going with the Pink One seems appropriate for what we do."</p> <p>However, welfare groups say they've concerns for the topless models featured so heavily in the Sport titles.</p> <p>"We fear that the young, mainly blonde girls the paper kept in a basement in London, just so they could be photographed, will now be unleashed on a world that they're totally unprepared for." Darren Harris from the charity Recovering Models said.</p> <p>"That's why we're appealing for people to come forward and help adopt these young women and teach them everything they need to survive in the real world, including how to wear clothes."</p> <p>It's understood that doggers have already turned to The Spectator as their organ of choice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3836#post-10998 Wed, 05 May 2010 19:48:11 +0000 brownpaperreporter 10998@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Indeed, and I muust take heed that when I am flashed to pull out at the roundabout, it doesnt mean I can change lanes in my car </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3836#post-10994 Wed, 05 May 2010 19:25:26 +0000 Zadok the second 10994@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think we should offer a collective vote of thanks to AJ for his tireless efforts to clear this up. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3836#post-10993 Wed, 05 May 2010 19:10:10 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10993@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'Dogging Iratum' perhaps. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3836#post-10990 Wed, 05 May 2010 18:25:16 +0000 QorbeQ 10990@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'd imagine that 'Dogging Erratum' is just the kind of depravity that gets Daily Mail readers very irate indeed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3836#post-10979 Wed, 05 May 2010 16:27:27 +0000 AdrianJ 10979@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In light of the plethora of posts relating to the unofficial dogging sign in Gloucestershire, I thought I'd just clarify a few points, both for the sake of journalistic accuracy, and to obviously save some of you from a wasted journey.</p> <p>The site in question, Barrow Wake, is nowhere near Stroud, and despite being on the main road to the town, is indeed still a fair lick (excuse the pun)from Cirencester too. Barrow Wake is in fact pretty much equidistant between Cheltenham and Gloucester - maybe marginally closer to Cheltenham actually - towards the top of Birdlip hill, just outside the villiage of the same name. Just a little way up the hill from The Air Balloon pub and eponymous roundabout to be precise...<br /> ...err...<br /> ...I mean...<br /> ...I'd imagine. </p>