http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=divorce The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 14:47:49 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18919#post-74571 Tue, 28 Jun 2011 19:17:21 +0000 Golgo13 74571@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I miss IABP. Best comments of his time. </p> <p>And he used to put several of his subs on the same thread to save space.</p> <p>Class. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21575#post-58308 Tue, 22 Feb 2011 09:55:25 +0000 cuckoowatoo 58308@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for the comments will make both suggested change once I can work out how to edit! Cheers </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21575#post-58279 Tue, 22 Feb 2011 07:30:31 +0000 Gerontius 58279@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely idea...maybe say, Mr.Richards finally found his 'perfect match' through the dating agency and has recently moved in with the love of his life - Paddy McGuinness </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21575#post-58274 Tue, 22 Feb 2011 01:21:04 +0000 Dumbnews 58274@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good, add s to fail in the title. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21575#post-58259 Mon, 21 Feb 2011 22:11:09 +0000 cuckoowatoo 58259@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It is reported that Mr and Mrs Richards had seen the television campaign for the dating site E-Harmony. The adverts claim that a scientific approach using 29 dimensions is adopted to determine compatibility between potential couples. </p> <p>“It was Tracy who first suggested it.” remembers Mr Richards, a plasterer from Essex “It was a Saturday night and we were watching Take Me Out when the adverts came on. She thought it would be a laugh for us to both sign up to the dating site to see if we would be identified as a match based on true compatibility”. </p> <p>Mr Richards went on to explain that his wife said she knew that they would be be matched as they are a perfect couple. Mr Richards said he only agreed to the suggestion as he was desperate for a distraction from “that twat Paddy McGuiness”.</p> <p>The couple logged onto the site that evening and completed the online questionnaire. </p> <p>Relations became strained after two weeks had passed and E-Harmony still hadn’t identified them as a match. Mr Richards recalls that Tracy started to seriously question their relationship. “She would even fly off the handle if I didn’t laugh at the same moments of Miranda as she did. She said it meant we weren’t on the same wave length”. </p> <p>The relationship apparently deteriorated from there on, with Mr Richards walking on eggshells trying to second guess what his wife might be thinking so he could prove that they were compatible. “It was impossible,” he remembers sadly “in the end she left me. She said science is science”. </p> <p>Friends say it is a shame Tracy ended the 15-year marriage and that she has since been on several dates with her “perfect matches” but none have ever called again. </p> <p>Tracey refused to comment. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18919#post-51173 Thu, 23 Dec 2010 18:50:11 +0000 victory V 51173@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@ DiY,<br /> that's not the worst of it, I also have to endure 'sickly dumb prancing' as well. I must really love her.<br /> Delighted to see this made a 'ticker' - one of my first efforts, too.<br /> @IABP, can't afford two tellies. Lend me some cash, will yer, Guv? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18919#post-51091 Thu, 23 Dec 2010 12:46:05 +0000 IABP 51091@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Two TVs is man's greatest invention.<br /> Whoever invented the single TV had a great idea but he never took it forward.<br /> The guy (men are great inventors)who had a dream of two TVs and made it reality saved mankind. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18919#post-51079 Thu, 23 Dec 2010 12:01:28 +0000 DiY 51079@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@victory V, I feel for you mate, how you stayed together for so long beggars belief!<br /> ;o) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18919#post-51074 Thu, 23 Dec 2010 11:28:27 +0000 victory V 51074@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@Skylarking (or anyone else, for that matter) help yourself, mate. My wife insists on watching Copulation Street and Emmeroid-Dale, so I'm exposed to relentless misery on a daily basis. But that's enough about her. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18919#post-51073 Thu, 23 Dec 2010 11:19:27 +0000 Skylarking 51073@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This begs a few more lines about 'just opening presents' and 'singing around the old joanna really'. Somebody do it and I reckon it's be a NiB (let's just say I have a hunch)./ Come on someone... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18919#post-51071 Thu, 23 Dec 2010 11:18:49 +0000 Skylarking 51071@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This begs a few more lines about 'just opening presents' and 'singing around the old joanna really'. Somebody do it and I reckon it's be a NiB (let's just say I have a hunch)./ Come on someone... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18919#post-51056 Thu, 23 Dec 2010 09:53:31 +0000 victory V 51056@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>nah, just kidding. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5087#post-14009 Tue, 25 May 2010 20:06:03 +0000 Mrblacker 14009@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A 38 year old from Coventry has claimed his wife's obsession with a televison show has led to the breakdown in their 13 year marriage.</p> <p>Andy Grissom from Stoke says the E4 programme Glee has become the number one interest in his wife Michelle's life and she's now paying no attention to him or their 2 children.</p> <p>"It's atrocious" he told reporters. "She sits at home all day watching the show on the TV, either live or on Sky Digital, then spends hours discussing the latest 'funny quote' from Sue Sylvester with her new friends on the internet."</p> <p>"And while she's doing that, I'm holding down a job as a bus driver and looking after our two boys."</p> <p>His solicitor Andrea Durden says his assertion that a television show has led to the the breakdown of her client's relationship is unusual, but she's confident of a win in the case.</p> <p>"Everything in the marital home has been paid for by my client and we think that as Mrs Grissom has contributed nothing but 2 extra mouths to the relationship, it's only fair that my client wins the majority of their shared property, including the 48" plasma TV and Sky box."</p> <p>Mrs Grissom was unavailable to comment tonight, but told friends on a Glee message forum that she feels worse 'than Sue did after the Throwdown episode'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2106#post-6629 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 07:35:41 +0000 Scroat 6629@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What was wrong with the Vicar of Dibley? Harmless enough surely? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2106#post-6623 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 06:18:57 +0000 edward hack 6623@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good stuff Rizzo<br /> also : Dawn French drops 20 stone </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2106#post-6233 Wed, 07 Apr 2010 08:19:08 +0000 Rizzo 6233@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry Dawn, that's for The Vicar of Dibley </p> <p>good one Stan, you're probably right....dammit </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2106#post-6221 Wed, 07 Apr 2010 07:44:54 +0000 MADJEZ 6221@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ooh harsh ! but thats what we're here for. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2106#post-6220 Wed, 07 Apr 2010 07:35:20 +0000 Stan Laurel 6220@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Agree very good, but perhaps the additional comedy edge would be in "Dawn French loses 20 stone" </p> <p>.......only a suggestion. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2106#post-6217 Wed, 07 Apr 2010 07:08:45 +0000 Ludicity 6217@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>V.Good </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2106#post-6216 Wed, 07 Apr 2010 07:03:07 +0000 Rizzo 6216@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=987#post-2513 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:34:58 +0000 MADJEZ 2513@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More obvious punnery soon. </p>