http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=dawsons-crevice The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 10:50:53 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156454 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 15:11:39 +0000 Idiot 156454@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Agreed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156453 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 15:10:44 +0000 beau-jolly 156453@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I really hate to say this but it probably worked better with the unexpected bum sex. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156442 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 13:46:45 +0000 Idiot 156442@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, well done, though it's a shame it had to be boringed-up to make the front page. I quite like the random madness of your subs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156440 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 13:37:10 +0000 dvo4fun 156440@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scrubbed up into a nice little NiB, Dawsons </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156370 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 22:10:21 +0000 Tess Goes 156370@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hilarious reading through...<br /> Just the sort I like before bum sex on the twelfth day of Christmas. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156352 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 20:47:49 +0000 beau-jolly 156352@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You could mention a car wash. Only so you could finish with a soapy hand job. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156309 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 17:19:03 +0000 pinxit 156309@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like the idea. Think you've become waylaid. But not by wayland...</p> <p>How about a lay-by? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156192 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:47:07 +0000 Idiot 156192@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent stuff. I don't know what's funnier - the sub itself or some of the (presumably serious) comments. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156185 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 21:51:34 +0000 Yikes 156185@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very funny! 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156170 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 19:42:01 +0000 Dick Everyman 156170@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I dunno Dawson. Bit late now to think clearly. How about ending on a quote from the Duchess of York? "I was delighted to be invited to Mr Mole's opening.....</p> <p>Er...hang on, we're back to bum sex. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156168 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 19:31:24 +0000 Dawsons creek 156168@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hello Dick! How about if it is changed around a bitot:</p> <p>Some of Mole's neighbours are reluctant to use the service, despite it being only about 15 feet longer than the original route. "Mr Melrose next door said he 'didn't have to pay for it'", said Mole, "but that's not what he said to that prostitute he's always knobbing in the back of his Fiesta."</p> <p>Still racey but it has a car init now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156164 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 19:20:30 +0000 Dick Everyman 156164@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hi Dawson as I said in your previous post if in doubt use a knob joke to end on. There's too much bum sex going on lately...are your Dawson's Creek or Crack? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156151 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:39:01 +0000 Dawsons creek 156151@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hi Tripod! Is that a anusless pushyou-pullit? </p> <p>I did change it up in the last of the paragrarph but thought it impotant to make it clear to people who were expecting a bottom joke but then it wasn't there so I didn't want to disappointment. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156150 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:33:32 +0000 Tripod 156150@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>mutually enjoyable back door shenanigans</blockquote></p> <p>Rewritten? You've just dived into the thesaurus... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156149 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:28:10 +0000 Dawsons creek 156149@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've rewroten it, thanks for all the feedbacks / ideas!</p> <p>An 80 foot toll road has been opened by the Duchess of York, on a housing estate just outside Swindon. Featuring a shed, some petunias and a gnome with a fishing rod, the route shaves vital seconds from the journey between Acacia Gardens and Huxbury Crescent.</p> <p>"I've always dreamed of building my own little slice of highway infrastructure", said Jeremy Mole, who not only owns it, but works in the toll booth. "And with up to three cars an hour making use of my premium transport solution, I'll soon pay back the cost of the gravel, and the 50 foot matrix signs."</p> <p>Mole hopes to encourage more people to use his road, and has a deal with the local radio station to let the public know when his road is flowing freely. "The matrix signs report 'toll road clear' even when there's no-one in Acacia Gardens", explained Mole. "And I've taken to leaving my works van in Holly Drive in the evenings, to incentivise greater public/private transport investment."</p> <p>Mr Mole refused to confirm that his road was somehow linked to mutually enjoyable back door shenanigans. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156147 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:13:09 +0000 Tripod 156147@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>I'm not sure ending with anal sex really works.</blockquote></p> <p>A motto we could all live by... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156146 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:11:03 +0000 waylandsmithy 156146@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is a good idea again, I think. Have to agree with Beau: I'm not sure ending with anal sex really works.</p> <p>Perhaps you could have it ending in a denial by Mr Mole that he was deliberately clogging up Holly Drive with wombles, just to force people to pay to use his bypass? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156118 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:53:39 +0000 beau-jolly 156118@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Once again you've sort of let yourself down with the final words.<br /> Its a lot like the game played in the chat room last year where the words Bum Hole are added to a film title. I imagine its hilarious when you are pissed but you have to be there. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156116 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:43:27 +0000 Dawsons creek 156116@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Isn't it not on the cards for this with it being a ring road though? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156114 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:34:34 +0000 Tripod 156114@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>considerate anal love</blockquote></p> <p>Has the record stuck? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156113 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:33:20 +0000 Squudge 156113@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>there seems to be a theme developing here... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54095#post-156110 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:26:00 +0000 Dawsons creek 156110@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An 80 foot toll road has been opened by the Duchess of York, on a housing estate just outside Swindon. Featuring a shed, some petunias and a gnome with a fishing rod, the route shaves vital seconds from the journey between Acacia Gardens and Huxbury Crescent.</p> <p>"I've always dreamed of building my own little slice of highway infrastructure", said Jeremy Mole, who not only owns it, but works in the toll booth. "And with up to three cars an hour making use of my premium transport solution, I'll soon pay back the cost of the gravel, and the 50 foot matrix signs."</p> <p>Mole has a deal with the local radio station to let the public know when his road is available and flowing freely. "If you do suffer a breakdown, motorists are encouraged to put their hazard lights on and make their way to the safety of my kitchen diner", said Mole. "24 hours a day, there you'll find an emergency phone, a packet of hobnobs and the offer of well-lubricated, considerate anal love." </p>