http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=dawn-french The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 21:59:56 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48260#post-139133 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 07:52:32 +0000 button 139133@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it</p> <p>Not sure about funnyman, I don't know why but it jarred:</p> <p><a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/08/15/commission-for-racial-equality-rule-its-not-racist-to-find-lenny-henry-unfunny/" rel="nofollow">http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/08/15/commission-for-racial-equality-rule-its-not-racist-to-find-lenny-henry-unfunny/</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48260#post-139096 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 22:40:17 +0000 dvo4fun 139096@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"her ex-husband, funnyman Lenny Henry..." '...ex-funnyman', surely? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48260#post-139095 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 22:31:33 +0000 Anonymous 139095@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In all fairness to Dawn French she has recently lost a substantial amount of dead weight recently....I see he gets a mention.</p> <p>5 just for "I will play Mrs Humpty Dumpty a frumpy dumpy woman married to an accident prone egg.” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48260#post-138928 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 20:53:20 +0000 Dawn 138928@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Agreed. Edited. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48260#post-138881 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 15:54:53 +0000 waylandsmithy 138881@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like it, except for the 'ethnic minority funnyman' bit: I don't know why, but it jarred.</p> <p>Great idea, I reckon she should do a video, where she puts on a wetsuit and is lowered into a swimming pool of custard. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48260#post-138868 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 15:13:36 +0000 Dawn 138868@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cuddly funny gal Dawn French has finally revealed how she maintains her “full-figure” look which has help the chubby comedienne to be regularly cast as a fat, overweight, obese or frumpy middle aged woman for the last 30 years.</p> <p>“Quite simply I eat as much junk food, chocolate and calorie laden shit as I can muster” beamed the moon faced star “I am addicted to Terry’s Chocolate Oranges, Cadburry’s crème eggs and curly wurlys. What I do is gorge on sweeties and confectionary non-stop, until I can eat no more!”</p> <p>French also claims to have a strict exercise regime which she adheres to everyday.</p> <p>“I roll out of bed at around midday and I then go downstairs via my Stannah Chair Lift before being carried by my staff to the kitchen. I try and not expend any energy as not to burn off calories. It is important that I maintain the ‘friendly frumpy French persona!’" </p> <p>The Vicar of Dibley star told me “It isn’t easy you know, stuffing my face all day and not moving” as she crammed a chocolate éclair into her mouth, French paused and reflected on the cost of her stringent regime. Referring to her ex-husband, funnyman Lenny Henry, she said “Lenny would beg me to relax and not stress myself eating. He said it didn’t matter if I lost weight, that he would still love me, even if I lost ten stone." </p> <p>And her commitment to her harsh and strict regime is paying dividends. </p> <p>“I have just being offered several new roles, including Kat and Mike, where I will play a frumpy dumpy housewife, Dr Edwards – where I will play a frumpy dumpy GP, Fletcher’s Follies – where I will play DI Polly Fletcher, a frumpy dumpy North London cop and of course a Christmas panto, at Worthing, where I will play Mrs Humpty Dumpty a frumpy dumpy woman married to an accident prone egg.” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2106#post-6629 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 07:35:41 +0000 Scroat 6629@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What was wrong with the Vicar of Dibley? Harmless enough surely? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2106#post-6623 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 06:18:57 +0000 edward hack 6623@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good stuff Rizzo<br /> also : Dawn French drops 20 stone </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2106#post-6233 Wed, 07 Apr 2010 08:19:08 +0000 Rizzo 6233@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry Dawn, that's for The Vicar of Dibley </p> <p>good one Stan, you're probably right....dammit </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2106#post-6221 Wed, 07 Apr 2010 07:44:54 +0000 MADJEZ 6221@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ooh harsh ! but thats what we're here for. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2106#post-6220 Wed, 07 Apr 2010 07:35:20 +0000 Stan Laurel 6220@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Agree very good, but perhaps the additional comedy edge would be in "Dawn French loses 20 stone" </p> <p>.......only a suggestion. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2106#post-6217 Wed, 07 Apr 2010 07:08:45 +0000 Ludicity 6217@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>V.Good </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2106#post-6216 Wed, 07 Apr 2010 07:03:07 +0000 Rizzo 6216@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2073#post-6133 Tue, 06 Apr 2010 17:20:35 +0000 TerribleTim 6133@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More soon </p>