http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=dark The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 05:11:34 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131748 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 20:34:22 +0000 waylandsmithy 131748@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I don't think this is a good area to explore frivolously. If you're going to satirise a gun massacre, gun culture or the media's attitude to the incident are areas that could work. Just saying 'a phone is more annoying than being shot dead' is targeting the wrong subject. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131747 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 20:20:46 +0000 Textbook 131747@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Confuzzled: Feel free to re-submit or edit with a "tip of the hat to Textbook etc" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131716 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 15:04:56 +0000 Oxbridge 131716@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Holey cinema queue Batman!</p> <p>Sorry, sorry.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131657 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 08:12:27 +0000 Cliveyb 131657@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was going to see the new Batman folm this week but my ammunition didnt turn up on time. Bloody Amazon! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131646 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 07:07:18 +0000 confuzzled 131646@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>that's a good line but I figured I would be ripping you off if I posted it or some not as good variation on it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131638 Mon, 23 Jul 2012 05:16:33 +0000 Textbook 131638@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah, there's a good setup here, but it isn't executed right. I would probably just leave it as a headline with no article- "Outrage As Man's Ringing Phone Ruins Batman Premiere - "He Deserves To Be Shot"". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131623 Sun, 22 Jul 2012 23:55:18 +0000 confuzzled 131623@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>what would you recommend, I made it less subtle as possible so it would be obvious so it might stay relatively current. Also thanks for the feedback it's really appreciated. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131607 Sun, 22 Jul 2012 20:11:29 +0000 FlashArry 131607@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can see what you are trying to do, but doesn't quite work for me - possibly needs to be more sensationalist / less obvious ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131605 Sun, 22 Jul 2012 20:04:08 +0000 confuzzled 131605@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many were looking forward to watching the latest installment of Christopher Nolan's Batman, but in a cinema in Portsmouth film lovers had there experience tragically ruin when an inconsiderate cinema goer left their phone on. When med school drop out John Micheal left his phone on, what was a typical trip to the cinema for many turned into tragedy, as the Micheal's ring tone reach the ear drums of 71 men, women and children. 12 say there cinema going experience was completely ruined. Many say this is the worst thing to happen during a screening of the <em>Dark Knight Rises</em>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3744 Wed, 24 Mar 2010 00:40:37 +0000 Quaz 3744@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Talking of "People I'd like to have dinner with": 'Back in the day' I was at a musician friend's place in Islington and spent a nice afternoon chatting with my friend and a chap he knew through a recent tour, just shooting the breeze. When the Friend's friend had left, my mate said "Oh, he's left me a couple of records he's just made, fancy a listen?". I had a look and blow me if the bloke didn't turn out to have been the man behind one of my favourite (obscure now) techno acts of the time. If I'd have known who he was I'd have spent the afternoon pumping him for tips and asking about the album he made (I was into making music then and wrting for a local mag). On reflection it was nice that I didn't know and he didn't let on, so we had a great natter without any pressure on either side, and I have a happy memory of someone whose work I liked. I later heard that the chap was tickled that I was so chuffed when I found out who he was. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3495 Mon, 22 Mar 2010 19:02:44 +0000 ramblesid 3495@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There should be a spokesman(woman) for all people famous who could come on and say, it wasn't anyone famous. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3494 Mon, 22 Mar 2010 18:58:32 +0000 PluckyMunky 3494@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ithink i would like jordan. but i may be wrong. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3492 Mon, 22 Mar 2010 18:55:00 +0000 The All New Jeni B 3492@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It seems almost churlish to not include "National Treasure" Stephen Fry in that list of dream dinner party company.</p> <p>But I think we need some balance, so can I request Johnny Depp, Paul Walker and Keanu Reeves?<br /> I don't particularly want to talk to them, apart from maybe Johnny, but I'd need something to look at. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3474 Mon, 22 Mar 2010 18:01:49 +0000 John Square 3474@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is that a list of sexual predators? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3471 Mon, 22 Mar 2010 17:56:31 +0000 edward hack 3471@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bill Bailey<br /> Andy Hamilton<br /> Dara O'Bother<br /> Can I add Fred McCauley and Jo Caulfield in there too </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3466 Mon, 22 Mar 2010 17:49:46 +0000 John Square 3466@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Was he the Cash for Questions MP? Lord, it's all coming round again.</p> <p>In other news, I think Dara O'Braiaiaiain may also be a personification of the perfect dinner guest. Very funny, likes a drink, and has a degree in advanced mathematical brilliance with physics and an MPhil in scepticism. Perfect.</p> <p>Unless he's a sexual predator, and I didn't know about it. That would be bad. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3464 Mon, 22 Mar 2010 17:45:24 +0000 theumpire 3464@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>... along with Andy Hamilton, who gets my vote every time. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3374 Mon, 22 Mar 2010 07:33:56 +0000 sauce 3374@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He'd be one of the few "personalities" I'd think it might be fun to actually meet at dinner or something like that: intelligent polymath. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3367 Mon, 22 Mar 2010 00:55:49 +0000 Quaz 3367@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I still chuckle to myself at BB's musical skit about how continental police sirens are more musical. I saw him as one of the rubber bishops at Glasto years ago, fantastic. Keep catching "Black Books" reruns on TV of late, shame that one petered out. He's a bit multi faceted really. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3320 Sun, 21 Mar 2010 14:58:56 +0000 sauce 3320@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hang on, I do smut and cynicism and totally fail to be funny. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3301 Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:07:49 +0000 edward hack 3301@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>many thanks for kind words.<br /> I think BB is a sort of 'peoples' comedian - liked by all sorts - fine musician too.<br /> I had wondered about the 'dark' thingy too - but I reckon DB is female (lack of smut and cynicism, just very funny) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3184 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 08:03:12 +0000 Scroat 3184@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You reckon? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3177 Fri, 19 Mar 2010 22:32:57 +0000 fun and games 3177@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It isn't such a shock really that BB saw it. He's quite a "dark" horse, if you get my drift. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3147 Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:33:20 +0000 jp1885 3147@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Coolio!<br /> Cracker of an FP Ed - you're getting rather good at this sort of thing... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3084 Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:11:19 +0000 sauce 3084@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yay! Excellent FP and great that the splendid BB noticed it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3083 Fri, 19 Mar 2010 11:55:09 +0000 MADJEZ 3083@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fantastic, now if we can just get Oxbridge to wear a Newsbiscuit tshirt on Mastermind. Think of the publicity. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3075 Fri, 19 Mar 2010 11:01:01 +0000 Scroat 3075@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done Mr Hack. Excellent stuff. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3074 Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:59:00 +0000 The All New Jeni B 3074@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ooh, I'm al of a flutter!! <em>The</em> Bill Bailey reads NB (or at least the FP). I bow before his comedy genius. Who can forget the "Kraftwerk" rendition of the Hokey Cokey, and the techno BBC News theme. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3067 Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:41:30 +0000 John Square 3067@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes- good one Edward.</p> <p>Should someone let Mr. Bailey know it's a spoof, and that he is free to do whatever he likes with his beard? I find it hard to tell what's genuine news these days, and I live here. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1192#post-3066 Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:39:39 +0000 Ludicity 3066@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just looking on Twitter and the great man has just tweeted a link to this very story.</p> <p>Jolly good work Mr Hack. </p>