http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=dadaism The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 18:15:42 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1624 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:44:13 +0000 sauce 1624@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll nominate him every week until someone twats him from the shadow cabinet, if you like. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1619 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:33:06 +0000 Scroat 1619@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I shall be seeking new nominations on Friday. This is all so last week.</p> <p>Sauce please nominate this twat on Friday. He is beyond belief. Horrendous. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1602 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:43:12 +0000 sauce 1602@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>New nomination: Gove, for his shadow education policies - mind-bogglingly backward. About the only sensible bit is to reduce testing and proscriptive early years curiculum. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1592 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:27:49 +0000 Grunties 1592@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How about "Voters don't care as long as it's not Labour, the Conservatives, Liberal Democrats, Greens,BNP, UKIP, Socialist Worker, Real Labour, or a coalition of any of these"? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1591 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:27:17 +0000 John Square 1591@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Done! <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=585#post-1590" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=585#post-1590</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1589 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:10:01 +0000 John Square 1589@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>I'd vote for Ashcroft - for twat this week.</p> <p>Quite unbelievable that there were Qs being asked about his status yet Cameron - or his close team - did not demand to know the truth, given it was bound to come out at some point.<br /> </blockquote></p> <p>Agree wholly, but the big problem for both main parties is that Ashcroft isn't unique- I think Lord Paul has donated more to Labour than Ashcroft. Also Ashcroft is the lone significant Tory non-dom donator, wheras Labour have at least three. </p> <p>Finally, thanks to the parlous state of party funds, Labour is more reliant on people like Paul than the tories, especially since the New Labour project sought to limit the involvement of unions in their funding arrangements so they could present a less loony-leftie face to the public post '97.</p> <p>A further fly in the ointment is the fact that Paul is politically a bit dodgy, what with his money coming largely from asset stripping british industries (oh, and opening up a 14m pound hole in his company pension scheme ("Robert Maxwell? Is that you?"))- which Labour is duty bound to protect. Ashcroft, on the other hand founded Crimestoppers, which most non-criminals would argue is a force for good. Oh, and Ashcroft doesn't claim expenses, unlike Paul, who has so far taken £281,263 off us (2001-2008).</p> <p>So, Aschcroft is a bit of a prat, but Paul is apparently a bit more loathesome, but neither mob come out of this well. The Tories- as ever- look incompetant, Labour look morally crocked, and who cares what the Lib Dems look like, because, well- they're the Lib Dems.</p> <p>I thoroughly agree with you, sauce, on the general despair concerning the populace and our innate resistance to giving two hoots about politics. If only there was a viable alternative to all of the above. And no, UKIP don' count, as they're madder than the BNP.</p> <p>Maybe there's a sub in the above: Sommat like "Voters sigh deeply and wish the whole bloody thing would just go away", or "Voters unsure which bunch of crooks less morally bankrupt"</p> <p>Bugger it, I'll do one. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1464 Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:30:55 +0000 Scroat 1464@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think it may have to be our Tony. He will make a phenomenal amount of money from his book, adding to his existing fortunes. Compare this with criminals, who are not allowed to make money out of their wrongdoings by writing about them.</p> <p>And he's a smarmy git. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1459 Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:43:45 +0000 Scroat 1459@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think Carlos Enriquez-Gonzales deserves a mention for creating the Vagina Brain Monster above. It wouldn't go in our front room, I know that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1446 Sat, 06 Mar 2010 10:43:52 +0000 edward hack 1446@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What about the asteroid that killed off all the dinosaurs.<br /> Twat<br /> Wouldn't it be great if dinosaurs still roamed the earth </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1429 Sat, 06 Mar 2010 05:26:48 +0000 sauce 1429@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'd vote for Ashcroft - for twat this week.</p> <p>Quite unbelievable that there were Qs being asked about his status yet Cameron - or his close team - did not demand to know the truth, given it was bound to come out at some point.</p> <p>As for the war .... ugh. Remember having an argument with Mr Sauce at the time over if it was worthwhile or not - me against, him for - and he has often snarled about how the public were conned since then. </p> <p>What disturbs me is WHY is there no grass roots movement to replace the LOT of them? Did Thatcher break the back of the "common populace" that sucessfully? How can we complain about spineless politicians when no one gives a damn? </p> <p>We get what we deserve. At this rate it'll be Simon Cowell for PM. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1419 Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:16:00 +0000 Quaz 1419@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It really is a joint Brown / Hague / Cameron win simply for all of them being too spineless to stand up for their decisions or admit they were wrong, choosing instead to hide behind "plausible deniability" in one shape or another. Hague and Cameron seem to have chosen not to ask too many questions about Ashcroft lest they have to admit to knowing the answers. Brown seems to be claiming "The war wasn't me gov, I was too busy doing sums, it was that Blair bloke and he's done a runner".</p> <p>I really don't know who's left to vote for come May 6th Now that Screaming Lord Such is dead. (I think the lib dems may still have a leader, not sure, don't hear much about him. Vince Cable still seems to be alive and quite plausible, but they sacked him) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1415 Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:09:09 +0000 rikkor 1415@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The person who is responsible for spelling and continuity on this site. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1410 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:34:36 +0000 malgor 1410@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's 'Toy Art', Mr S, all explained here:</p> <p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00r5ylr/The_Man_with_the_Golden_Gavel/">The Man With The Golden Gavel</a></p> <p>(worth watching, if you've got an hour to spare) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1403 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:29:03 +0000 Scroat 1403@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What the fuck is this Mr G?</p> <p>I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but wearing your c**t on your face is taking it to a whole new level.......... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1395 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:14:57 +0000 malgor 1395@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u313/malgor_bucket/holy_vagina_4_full-558x431.jpg"></p> <p>Contender for 'Twat of the Decade' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1379 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:44:50 +0000 Scroat 1379@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think Boris was suitably buffoonish last night on Question Time. Definitely made a prat of himself. Being Mayor of London hasn't done his ego any good. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1377 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:17:24 +0000 John Square 1377@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Seconded on Sean Lennon.</p> <p>Dad would be turning in his grave.</p> <p>Mind you, I get the feeling Yoko and co would allow Arms Manufacturers to use his image if the price was right.</p> <p><img src="http://irom.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/johnlennon1.jpg"><br /> \<br /> "Hi, I'm John Lennon, and I think the world should give 'Peace a Chance'. Until it does, however, try the new M16 Assault Rifle: because 'Happiness is a warm gun'" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1374 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:09:26 +0000 virtuallywill 1374@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How about Sean Lennon, for defending that awful advert.<br /> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8551661.stm" rel="nofollow">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8551661.stm</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1372 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:58:00 +0000 Iscariot 1372@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I don't think safe rules for stranglewanking have ever been discussed on NB. Perhaps you'd care to start us off with some of your favourites MrB? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1367 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:45:05 +0000 Mrblacker 1367@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Kristian Digby - for not understanding the rules of safe stranglewanking </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1366 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:43:31 +0000 riesler 1366@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think Wee Willie never recovered from his time as a hard-drinking drayman. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1352 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:35:25 +0000 Scroat 1352@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How about Wee Willie Haig? He's been a twat this week. Above mentioned are twats all the time... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1348 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:38:36 +0000 andhrimnir 1348@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jonathan Ross. No, Ricky Gervais. No, both, every week. Oh, and Gordon Brown "Iraq war was right" my arse. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=483#post-1337 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:51:44 +0000 Scroat 1337@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Any nominations? Not me please. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=262#post-760 Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:52:23 +0000 malgor 760@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>more soon </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=80#post-286 Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:51:05 +0000 malgor 286@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An exhibition of stunning ice sculptures designed by artists in Yakutsk, East Russia, was ‘wantonly ruined by philistine Ethiopian vandals’ claim the touring exhibition organisers. The incident occurred during the equatorial leg of the tour, with responsibility being claimed by the Make Water Not Art Group, boasting on facebook they had ‘licked them smooth and bottled the rest.’</p> <p>An MWNAG statement described the sculptures as ‘an insult to a people whose language has no word for snow.’ One exhibit depicting a fountain flowing fresh water was so offensive to the drought-burdened dusty dry community, they ‘hacked it to pieces’ and served iced tea.</p> <p>Unconfirmed reports, however, say it was nothing to do with the Ethiopians and the consignment had already ‘disappeared’ somewhere in the Indian Ocean, where it had been on display on the deck of a Russian aircraft carrier. The captain said he would look into it. </p>