http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=custom-wedding-dress The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 14:03:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34743#post-98375 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 18:26:48 +0000 reforse 98375@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Someone tagged a post of mine saltire, I assumed it was some kind of injoke insult, but I can confirm I am not he. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34743#post-98337 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 16:02:53 +0000 greg various 98337@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well bugger me-(not literally Gerontious and Bongo)I mention Sharpehunter and he appears, as if from nowhere. I would just like to add that I haven't seen lottery win in quite some time now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34743#post-98284 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 11:46:49 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 98284@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I’m highly ranked in Rome. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34743#post-98259 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 09:33:18 +0000 Spartacus 98259@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm greg various. And Arrrggghhhhgarry. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34743#post-98256 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 09:30:24 +0000 dvo4fun 98256@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Right! Both of me. Outside now! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34743#post-98250 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 09:17:57 +0000 Scroat 98250@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong>I'M</strong> me, not you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34743#post-98247 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 09:13:58 +0000 riesler 98247@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm me! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34743#post-98234 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 08:45:26 +0000 greg various 98234@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And you can get stuffed an' all waylandii. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34743#post-98233 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 08:38:45 +0000 waylandsmithy 98233@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are you Waylandsmithy? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34743#post-98231 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 08:28:15 +0000 greg various 98231@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A few months ago I was accused of being RRRRGarrry by Bongojohnson and his little mate. Now some brave, anonymous tagger is accusing me of being Saltire. Saltire hasn't been seen on here for a while but from what I can remember he used to stagger on for a bit, passing the odd pithy comment then call a few random people Sharpehunter, which I think must be an ancient Celtic curse. Anyway, it seemed to work on at least Doylem and Be Reasonable as they haven't been seen for months either.<br /> Let me assure everyone that, although I am an eighth Scottish, according to Ancestry.com, I do eat vegetables, I know a salad doesn't include chips, I am not Saltire and am not going to call anyone a Sharpehunter. Other curses I may and probably will use but not that one. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33056#post-93947 Wed, 02 Nov 2011 08:52:06 +0000 Perks 93947@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers, although much improved by ed </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33056#post-93940 Wed, 02 Nov 2011 08:44:10 +0000 writinginbsl 93940@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>missed it before-made me laugh </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31336#post-89241 Thu, 06 Oct 2011 08:20:06 +0000 godly1966 89241@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31294#post-88575 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 06:43:57 +0000 dvo4fun 88575@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Iron. - bang on and the brevity of your first line above puts me to shame. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31294#post-88565 Sun, 02 Oct 2011 21:37:10 +0000 Quaz 88565@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm a big fan of the Withnail line "Monty, you terrible c*!"</p> <p>Other than that there is the curse from Black Adder 1 "Dear Enemy: may the Lord hate you and all your kind, may you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment". Might not work in the boardroom unless you are Rowen Atkinson. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31294#post-88564 Sun, 02 Oct 2011 21:35:35 +0000 Ironduke 88564@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, I see. You're so lousy, you couldn't even excel at being a cunt.</p> <p>Perhaps 'you are a mediocre cunt' is the sentiment we are after </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31294#post-88543 Sun, 02 Oct 2011 20:19:15 +0000 dvo4fun 88543@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not sure if there's a really sustainable train of thought, one that would be sufficient to withstand the rigours of cross examination by one of the best QCs in the land but [ takes a breath and a good run at it] ..... I've always read it to mean that 'you're such a C you're not even the world's biggest C'. i.e. you're too much of a C even to be the worst / best C. There being some sort of status attached to being the world's worst. </p> <p>Hmm, the more I write, the less I am able to understand it myself.... Let me know if the above is of any assistance, otherwise I'm going to have to go back to the source material for further inspiration/ enlightenment. Or Al's interpretation seems good.</p> <p>Hope this is proving cathartic for you. It is to me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31294#post-88535 Sun, 02 Oct 2011 19:04:46 +0000 bonjonelson 88535@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Son of an animal food trough washer </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31294#post-88527 Sun, 02 Oct 2011 15:54:39 +0000 Al OPecia 88527@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It means that you are the world's biggest <em><strong>and</strong></em> second biggest cunt, etc. to suit the object of insult. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31294#post-88524 Sun, 02 Oct 2011 15:11:19 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 88524@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Here’s one from the army:<br /> Sergeant Major to (male) officer cadet: Do you have a clitoris, Sir?<br /> OC: No, Sergeant Major.<br /> SM:I see. Then that explains why you’re not a complete cunt, doesn’t it, Sir?<br /> OC: Yes, Sergeant Major. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31294#post-88509 Sun, 02 Oct 2011 13:03:48 +0000 Ironduke 88509@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I apologise for putting my hand up again...I still can't work it out (blush of shame).</p> <p>If the person you are insulting, you are calling the second biggest cnut, who is the biggest? Yourself? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31294#post-88505 Sun, 02 Oct 2011 11:48:48 +0000 dvo4fun 88505@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just a variation on the straightforward "You're a C/an utter C/a Komplete C" line of insult.</p> <p>Person A says. Person B replies. Person A applies the killer line. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31294#post-88464 Sat, 01 Oct 2011 20:32:35 +0000 Ironduke 88464@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wise words, DVO...but forgive me if I appear a fool...I don't get the me-him-me bit? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31336#post-88462 Sat, 01 Oct 2011 20:16:34 +0000 Runestone Cowboy 88462@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31294#post-88458 Sat, 01 Oct 2011 19:30:11 +0000 dvo4fun 88458@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Strange how some who wouldn't ever put their hand in your wallet and nick a crisp twenty appear (or maybe they do that too Ironduke) appear to have no such scruples when it comes to you doing all the work whilst they share the wedge. </p> <p>I've got an old article (Guardian??) somewhere on the correct use of the C word. It includes something along the lines of </p> <p>Me "You're the second biggest C that I know. </p> <p>Him (it could be her) "Why only 2nd biggest C?" </p> <p>Me "Because you're a C" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31294#post-88456 Sat, 01 Oct 2011 18:28:31 +0000 Ironduke 88456@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Now I do have access to a pretty much inexhaustible suppply of shit, species variable. Might need a pretty big bag for some flavours though... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31294#post-88454 Sat, 01 Oct 2011 17:20:20 +0000 Gerontius 88454@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Game we used to play when kids<br /> Put a fresh dog-shit in a paper bag.<br /> Go to the house of person who has pissed you off most.<br /> Put paper bag outside front door.<br /> Set fire to paper bag.<br /> Ring door bell.<br /> Leg it.<br /> But be sure to look back as your victim stamps furiously on the paper bag to put out the flames.<br /> Hopefully wearing slippers.<br /> Go to pub.<br /> Have drink.<br /> Feel much better. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31294#post-88442 Sat, 01 Oct 2011 14:44:36 +0000 Ironduke 88442@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I am humbled by your wonderful responses. I am already familiar with 'you really are a terrible cunt' which a colleague once shared with me.</p> <p>Yes, there is a little rockiness in our business world. We can be divided into noble people who wish to run, graft for and develop a successful business, and free-loading skiving b*stards who want to scratch their lazy arses whilst coining in the pennies. Previous suspicions confirmed by thorough accounting report, and startled inaction and evasion from el skivo's.</p> <p>Ooooh, the catharsis. I shall garner 'cockweasel' and 'pissworm' for our next meeting, but perhaps retain 'your mother is a whore and your father refused to pay' for a little mental imagery. And I assure you, somehow, somewhere, I will get a mention of self-harm with a spork in there.</p> <p>Thank you all. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31294#post-88378 Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:31:09 +0000 The All New Jeni B 88378@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cockweasel is my insult of choice at the moment. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31294#post-88376 Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:11:32 +0000 Al OPecia 88376@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pus-faced scabs, all of them. </p>