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Forum » Tag: crucifixion - Recent Posts http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=crucifixion The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 16:57:44 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Son of Barnabas on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-101392 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 09:53:34 +0000 Son of Barnabas 101392@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Do I detect the spirit of joanbloggs past? Major Clanger on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-101381 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 09:30:08 +0000 Major Clanger 101381@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Surreal. Tried to read through it, lost the will to live. FlashArry on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-101309 Thu, 15 Dec 2011 22:38:15 +0000 FlashArry 101309@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ If tossing refers to hoick, lob or whang, no. Otherwise, express one way ticket brownpaperreporter on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-101302 Thu, 15 Dec 2011 22:03:17 +0000 brownpaperreporter 101302@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Ive got Christ Whirling and Dwarf Tossing in my head now - if Im drawing a parallel will I go to hell? malgor on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-101292 Thu, 15 Dec 2011 21:47:40 +0000 malgor 101292@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ LOL. Toilet Humour Rules. The All New Jeni B on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-101289 Thu, 15 Dec 2011 21:42:31 +0000 The All New Jeni B 101289@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ This caused my brain to backup in much the same way as a clogged outlet backsup a u-bend. bonjonelson on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-101279 Thu, 15 Dec 2011 20:39:10 +0000 bonjonelson 101279@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I bet you are glad you backed up your brain before reading this. nickb on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-88981 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:50:20 +0000 nickb 88981@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ stop this foolishness Al OPecia on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-88980 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:36:25 +0000 Al OPecia 88980@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Ah - an Anglophobe. Ironduke on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-88979 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:35:20 +0000 Ironduke 88979@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Yuri, Yuri...you see what you can do with a little brevity and a hitherto undemonstrated capability with the English language? IronDuke's personal resonance for me stems from an amalgamation of the Duke of Wellington's nickname, the Dukes of Hazard and West Ham's nickname. I was unaware there was a good ship of Her Majesty's Navy that bore the name, and indeed I now find there were three, including a frigate still serving. So thank you for that, I've learned a little from you. I'm afraid your original sub, however, remains utter bilge and the 5 stars I awarded you were sheer mischief to annoy dvo. Soz. borednow on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-88977 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:26:01 +0000 borednow 88977@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ oh great he's turned into lord fucking haw haw. No hang on minute it's the anti English prattling of Mel Gibson You've more chance of getting the nobel prize for literature than getting 2 more stars so give it up as a bad job Rowly on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-88975 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:24:55 +0000 Rowly 88975@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ That was almost a coherent sentence Yuri, Keep working on it yuri_nahl on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-88961 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:56:58 +0000 yuri_nahl 88961@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Tally ho, Bristols, arse, Rogering, pip-pip, bollocks, 'arf a mo'. Faw fa faw faw faw faw faw. Fa faw faw faw. H.M.S. Iron Duke was scrapped in 1946, and the steel was hammered into sheets by British servicemen so that Morris Minors could be made from it. Faw fa faw faw faw. Rowly on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-88947 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:24:26 +0000 Rowly 88947@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ "it felt like I was having my soul sucked out through my eyes." Amazingly accurate description,Al like being forced to listen to all the speeches at all the party conferences.... Al OPecia on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-88931 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 16:22:40 +0000 Al OPecia 88931@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I tried reading it through, but I had to stop as it felt like I was having my soul sucked out through my eyes. Drylaw on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-88914 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 15:36:06 +0000 Drylaw 88914@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ No place for that sort of stuff here. Good luck to him though! May he never get buffered having a screen wank. dvo4fun on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-88907 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 15:17:36 +0000 dvo4fun 88907@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Sorry. I did go back and try to read it right through. I really did. But I couldn't manage it. Anyway, as I am supposed to be clearing out the shed this afternoon, I've decided to open a tin of Dulux and paint something. Anything really, except the cats of course, and then over a nice cup of coffeee see just how long it takes to dry ................ bonjonelson on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-88898 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 14:33:21 +0000 bonjonelson 88898@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Who the fuck let Dan Brown in here anyway rikkor on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-88879 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:29:39 +0000 rikkor 88879@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Sorry, wasn't me. I like "even more boring than the Bible". beau-jolly on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-88877 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:22:16 +0000 beau-jolly 88877@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Quick someone give him stars. I can't because I couldn't be arsed to read it but the comments and tags are wonderful and justify the bollocks. "Jesus wants me for a roof beam" made me burst out. If that was you Rikkor, I salute you. John Ffitch-Rucker on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-88865 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 12:33:24 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 88865@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Thank fuck he’s gone. yuri_nahl on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-88776 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 05:13:15 +0000 yuri_nahl 88776@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Unless I receive two more stars, the chances of me posting a new story are about the same as a foreskin's chance of survival in the newborn ward of Tel Aviv hospital. Ironduke on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343&page=2#post-88771 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:33:38 +0000 Ironduke 88771@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <snicker> dvo4fun on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343#post-88770 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:29:13 +0000 dvo4fun 88770@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Right Class. Pay attention. Whilst I was out of the room somebody, and I'm sorry to say that it must be somebody from this very class, somebody has awarded a star for this sub. Now, I'm going to leave the classroom again for a short while and when I come back I shall expect whoever is responsible to own up. If not then the whole class will have write out five hundred lines each. And if you look waaaaaay up above you'll get some idea of just how long five hundred lines is. You've let the school down, you've let me down, you've let the class down but most of all you've let yourself down I'll get my blazer. John Ffitch-Rucker on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343#post-88697 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 18:47:07 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 88697@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ "Pick out the best couple of lines & see if you can knock up a small paragraph about one topic, which has some element of humour, then build up from there”. Rowly, THAT is genius. Perks on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343#post-88693 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 18:33:01 +0000 Perks 88693@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Change the word "Christ" for "tornado" and this becomes a fucked up weather report. Rowly on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343#post-88686 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 17:41:07 +0000 Rowly 88686@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Not too bad for a draft version Yuri, needs some revision though, there are elements of Eskimo Nell, the old testament, Gone with the (whirl)wind, wind in the willows and clockwork orange. ?have you considered shortening it a bit?. I think you are trying to do too much at once. Pick out the best couple of lines & see if you can knock up a small paragraph about one topic, which has some element of humour, then build up from there. Screenie on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343#post-88649 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 14:47:35 +0000 Screenie 88649@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ This could be the Fp and Bp, and all the pages inbetween. Possibly not a Nib, unless 'b' stands for bollocks. bonjonelson on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343#post-88648 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 14:45:37 +0000 bonjonelson 88648@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Dear yuri_nahl I want to thank you for taking the time to write this submission and post it here. Unfortunately it's utter bollocks. But thank you anyway. Scroat on "THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST"" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31343#post-88647 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 14:37:59 +0000 Scroat 88647@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ All we need now is for him to team up with SugarTits69... Heaven forfend.