http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=council-tax The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 02:32:42 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-17048 Sat, 12 Jun 2010 13:25:32 +0000 rikkor 17048@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Whoever added "shining wit" to the tags is a genius. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16972 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 19:41:34 +0000 The All New Jeni B 16972@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, I knew I'd gotten mixed up somewhere... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16971 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 19:40:46 +0000 PluckyMunky 16971@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You are thinking of Mississippi Mud Pie, Jeni. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16968 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 19:36:05 +0000 The All New Jeni B 16968@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They should never have built their houses on a muddy slide.<br /> I'm sure there's something in the bible about that... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16961 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 19:00:44 +0000 brownpaperreporter 16961@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>See! Needed more raffle ticket stubs! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16945 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 17:59:21 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 16945@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>BTW, the day you all complained it rained, 12 houses in the UK collapsed in a mudslide. They were houses of the desperately poor and...well. There you are: shit happens. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16733 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 19:01:11 +0000 brownpaperreporter 16733@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If they took all the raffle ticket stubs and those left over, they could <em>make</em> an entire church roof! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16583 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 01:07:44 +0000 Quaz 16583@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Book of Rita is not to be confused with the book of Raffle tickets, which remains unfinished, although it sold enough to help fix the church roof. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16427 Tue, 08 Jun 2010 22:57:48 +0000 rikkor 16427@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The apocryphal "Book of Rita" has some very fine recipes in it, no matter what the raging theological debates surrounding its autenticity eventually decide. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16340 Tue, 08 Jun 2010 15:22:05 +0000 andhrimnir 16340@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Newsbiscuit is as good as google. The bible code, as Rikkor alludes, is similar to crapola and brown shite. There is a whole load of bollox about equidistant letter spacing producing messages of prophecy. Someone has even written a book on it. I have some software running at the moment looking for a convincing number sequence in any of the texts for "Tithe your monies to Andhrimnir for he is the chosen one's mate on earth." Which, oddly enough is in plain text in the book of Rita, but as you know the vatican are still sat on that one. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16335 Tue, 08 Jun 2010 15:14:36 +0000 shitsu_tonka 16335@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>See now part of me really wants to know what the Bible Code is, but not enough that I can be arsed to Google it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16325 Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:46:47 +0000 AdrianJ 16325@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What are you on about? Jeez, your paranoia knows no bounds! Just remember that not everything written on this site pertains to you. So, just chill out, and as the Romans once said, "Eid tsum rokkir." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16319 Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:09:52 +0000 brownpaperreporter 16319@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Damn fine looking GSD! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16226 Tue, 08 Jun 2010 07:19:51 +0000 Dickens or Shakespeare 16226@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><font size="15">More bloody attention seeking.</font> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16215 Tue, 08 Jun 2010 06:41:50 +0000 sauce 16215@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rikkor, shut the fuck up. </p> <p>(Was that oblique enough, hon?) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16193 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 22:44:08 +0000 Quaz 16193@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rain, I Know, Kept On Raining. Some Unnecessarily Constant Killer Showers. Alright Soon, Sunshine.</p> <p>I don't know what Rikkor is talking about. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16172 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:44:00 +0000 QorbeQ 16172@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Desperately dripping. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16169 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:41:13 +0000 The All New Jeni B 16169@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Positively monsoon-like here. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16168 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:37:11 +0000 rickwestwell 16168@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Frankly moist. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16167 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:36:48 +0000 Zadok the second 16167@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quite humid today, wasn't it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5896#post-16165 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:32:49 +0000 rikkor 16165@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I am certain that it is a direct or implied insult to me. The insults are only clear when I employ the "Bible Code" or various Masonic cabbalsitic crapola elucidated in the novels of Dan Brown. So, stop it, cnuts! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=235#post-717 Sat, 27 Feb 2010 07:49:18 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 717@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Saved at the 11th hour by their biggest money-laundering client, er... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=235#post-699 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:06:19 +0000 Mrblacker 699@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bosses at the Royal Bank of Scotland are heading to Westminster tonight, to beg for more money.</p> <p>It's after the firm received a final demand for non-payment of rent from the owner of their Edinburgh headquarters.</p> <p>"We've had a really tough time and all the money we'd been given has just been spent of other important things like red braces, champagne, bonuses and paying off our other credit cards." the bank's Chief Executive Stephen Hester said.</p> <p>"We just assumed the rent was being paid and now it turns out we've not been doing that. And while it's only a matter of a couple of million, we don't have that kind of cash just laying around. Not even down the back of the sofa."</p> <p>The delegation is to visit the Citizens Advice Bureau in London on Monday and are taking their final demand with them.</p> <p>"We hope the experts there will be able to help us write a repayment plan for our landlord, but if they can't help, we'll have to talk to our largest shareholder to see if they can help us out." Mr Hester told reporters as he begged for loose change at Edinburgh Haymarket.</p> <p>It's understood the landlord is unwilling to accept anything less than the full arrears and the current largest shareholder, identified tonight as a Mr J. Public of no fixed abode, is thought to be unwilling to lend more money to the greedy bastards.</p> <p>It's also understood the City of London Council is preparing to issue a court summons over RBS's council tax application on their london home, as they allegedly indicated on their form that RBS was a single occupier, eligible for a 25% discount when in fact theyare in multiple occupancy. </p>