http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=complete-shit The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 22:00:35 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56378#post-162853 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:33:38 +0000 topfotogmw 162853@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49086#post-141590 Thu, 04 Oct 2012 10:25:23 +0000 philthefunk 141590@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Randy Old Bugger stood by the spinning decks<br /> His fingers full of jinglers<br /> He had one hand down his shorts<br /> And the other up a teenagers</p> <p>J. Savile </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34528#post-97476 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 19:41:48 +0000 Al OPecia 97476@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh I really did chortle at this one. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34528#post-97474 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 18:40:07 +0000 waylandsmithy 97474@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>US President Barack Obama has been forced into an embarrassing climb-down on border policies, after a Mariachi band was found inside the Rock n' Roll hall of fame. Hiding deep inside a philosophical construct at the centre of a Pink Floyd album, Border Protection agents had to tear down a wall to get at the desperados.</p> <p>The Mariarchis were later seen cowering in Led Zeppelin, having got in through an out door. But the temptation to improvise a musical tale of their plight soon gave them away, as officers tracked the source of the immigrants' song. </p> <p>The seige ended in tragedy, the last members of the troop making a mexican stand-off in a deadly Deguello. The bodies of the band were recovered from a pile of furry guitars and long, square-cut beards: pathologists believe they may have ZZ Topped themselves. </p>