http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=comedy The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 02:05:11 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=6#post-168447 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 09:23:17 +0000 Titus 168447@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><em>Driving</em> a van? She <em>must</em> have a PhD.</p> <p>With a mere first degree, she would be just loading a van. If she was lucky. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=6#post-168440 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 07:40:34 +0000 Truebiscuit 168440@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sounds about right to me, Yikes. Most people who hide in university for years and years are completely useless in the real world. They just train to teach other people how to hide in university, the pointless twats. But driving vans? Everyone fucking loves parcels. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=6#post-168439 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 07:31:19 +0000 Yikes 168439@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Probably right Perks - the link you gave says she is now available to train them.</p> <p>I find it a bit odd that as a Phd she is offering her services as data entry person and courier driver ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168438 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 06:05:06 +0000 Perks 168438@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I believe there is even a suggestion she was trained as a private detective! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168437 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 03:26:22 +0000 Ironduke 168437@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wow! Pretty comprehensive.</p> <p>Just wonder if the Cardinals considered her? Can't imagine a better candidate for Pope than her. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168436 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 02:31:30 +0000 Perks 168436@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice to see her position of comma abuser has not been lost. Now baaring in mind she has a disability, look at all the stuff she is willing to do! <a href="http://ihubbub.com/pin/serious-satirical-dr-karen-j-stevens-phd" rel="nofollow">http://ihubbub.com/pin/serious-satirical-dr-karen-j-stevens-phd</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168433 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 01:36:10 +0000 reforse 168433@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://stupidamazonreviews.wordpress.com/2012/12/04/dr-karen-j-stevens-phd-the-saviour-of-lives-msc-moaner-of-amazon-ba-aka-proud-scammer-from-the-university-of-life/">http://stupidamazonreviews.wordpress.com/2012/12/04/dr-karen-j-stevens-phd-the-saviour-of-lives-msc-moaner-of-amazon-ba-aka-proud-scammer-from-the-university-of-life/</a></p> <p>She has a diploma in Photography too </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168380 Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:40:45 +0000 Nowherefast 168380@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I heard a rumour that Rebecca may somehow be involved in all of this </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168374 Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:30:53 +0000 Not Amused 168374@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah... Welcome back to an old friend... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168371 Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:25:37 +0000 bonjonelson 168371@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is it two months already? At some point, bumping this will no longer be funny.</p> <p>But not yet. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14218#post-158674 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 10:24:32 +0000 The All New Jeni B 158674@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>But not now, SoB. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14218#post-158669 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 10:04:41 +0000 Son of Barnabas 158669@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I, think, I, need, to, back, up, my, brain, </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14218#post-158659 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 09:48:26 +0000 Midnight Dreary 158659@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>kazytc's posts in their entirety in near-English</blockquote></p> <p>Verbatim, then. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14218#post-158657 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 09:45:48 +0000 waylandsmithy 158657@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like to think spammers are posting kazytc's posts in their entirety in near-English on German satire sites. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14218#post-158649 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 09:32:17 +0000 Lucy4 158649@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely spelling </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14218#post-158634 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 08:56:44 +0000 charlies_hat 158634@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think she was going for a ticker with this one </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14218#post-158633 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 08:56:42 +0000 Yikes 158633@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The first LINE used up seven commas! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14218#post-158632 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 08:53:36 +0000 Titus 158632@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Emergency declared as national comma shortage is caused by entire British supply being consumed by Kazytc in just one massive, unintelligible, rambling post. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14218#post-158603 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 02:30:54 +0000 rickwestwell 158603@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good to see this lump of genius being bumped by the replica handbag spam, especially in view of kaz's recent tragic demise. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-157709 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 15:33:10 +0000 beau-jolly 157709@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fuck me! Is it that time of year again already? Before you know it ramblesid will be coming out of hibernation. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-157706 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 15:22:25 +0000 bonjonelson 157706@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Time for this to make it to the front page? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53461#post-154289 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 19:56:13 +0000 Tess Goes 154289@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is he sewing them together or using glue ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53461#post-154287 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 19:37:21 +0000 MADJEZ 154287@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No the Muppets are funny... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53461#post-154279 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 18:56:57 +0000 victimms 154279@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Too late...he already is one! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134379 Sat, 11 Aug 2012 16:05:19 +0000 Nowherefast 134379@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@b-j</p> <p>There's something sinister about the way she gets inside your head and makes you want to research her isn't there!</p> <p>I actually pity Dr Karen Stevens, Senior Lecturer in Creative Writing at University of Chichester (genuine). I'm surprised Dr.Karen 'poke me I'm a mental' Stevens PhD hasn't claimed that job on her CV too! An Amazon search on the name brings up both women with the former listing a book entitled <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/s?_encoding=UTF8&amp;search-alias=books-uk&amp;field-author=Dr%20Karen%20Stevens">"Writing a First Novel"</a> due for publication next Feb. It's listed immediately above the 'Serious &amp; Satirical' offering of the beloved loony. The shared name cant bode well for sales! My "No Fucking Way!" reaction prompted the research that uncovered the genuine academic Dr Stevens. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134378 Sat, 11 Aug 2012 15:09:57 +0000 beau-jolly 134378@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Picking at scabs again. <a href="http://www.redbubble.com/people/kazytc">photographic model</a> had me!<br /> This lady's CV grows by the minute but still just the one scary picture in dozens of websites </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134319 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 20:08:50 +0000 Nowherefast 134319@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It would be far less painful if she'd gone for Haiku as a style. No better perhaps but at least the reading/pain experience would have been briefer.</p> <p>Summer cafe, cream tea.<br /> Spew twee verse. Done! Lick windows.<br /> All commas now used? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134311 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 16:58:09 +0000 Gerontius 134311@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Glad I could be of help Sid </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134306 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 15:34:41 +0000 ramblesid 134306@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do you know, Geronimo, that the top of the range Tena undergarments, as advertised on Yesterday TV, were not adequate in containing the amount of fluid I expelled during the reading of what you've just written. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134305 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 15:20:47 +0000 Gerontius 134305@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it or not...at least Kaz is putting the effort in.<br /> I was told in all seriousness by a close family member that they much preferred Kaz's offerings to most of the stuff they read on NB<br /> I think it's fair to say Kaz is an acquired taste.<br /> But how many current Biscuiteers have left their mark in such a memorable way.<br /> At one time the trolls said the same about shark's in formaldahyde and unmade beds and graffitti on walls.<br /> Kaz could well be the new Banksy.<br /> I wish I'd had a fraction of the attention that Kaz gets.<br /> It takes time and effort to produce that amount of stuff - and while I agree Kaz should seriously consider changing her dealer - let's give the gal a break. </p>