http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=colander-tax The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 10:51:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3624#post-10556 Mon, 03 May 2010 18:23:32 +0000 Scroat 10556@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Following Tony Blair's sound bite about the hand of fate on his shoulder, Gordon could counter this with "I feel the fickle finger of fate up my ar*e..."</p> <p>Or not, as the case may be. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3624#post-10551 Mon, 03 May 2010 17:59:17 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10551@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fnar fnar. You can't believe everything Salty says Des, you know that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3624#post-10495 Mon, 03 May 2010 10:36:10 +0000 Des Custard 10495@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Feel free to add to the list...</p> <p>There's a large one for you in the snug, Jeni. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3624#post-10469 Mon, 03 May 2010 00:17:37 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10469@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Y'see, it's because of this kind of inspired, talented, brilliant sub that I just don't bother.</p> <p>Have five you bastard. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3624#post-10455 Sun, 02 May 2010 18:51:43 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 10455@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>The French don’t have a word for bigot. George W Bigot</blockquote></p> <p>Actually, they do: "<em>con</em>". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3624#post-10433 Sun, 02 May 2010 16:25:03 +0000 fun and games 10433@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are you sure this isn't some dreadful mistake and that he actually said "big hearted"? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3624#post-10414 Sun, 02 May 2010 13:49:49 +0000 MightyBlair 10414@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Absolutely inspired! My favourites is the Lester Bigot entry. Stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3624#post-10392 Sun, 02 May 2010 09:15:29 +0000 Des Custard 10392@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Beware the bigots of Rochdale. <em>Soothsayer ('Soo') to Julius Caesar</em><br /> Blessed are the bigots, for they may have a point. <em>Jesus</em><br /> And now abideth faith, hope and bigotry, these three; but the greatest of these is bigotry. <em>St Paul</em><br /> Who will rid me of this troublesome bigot? Is it Sue? <em>Henry II</em><br /> To be a bigot or not to be a bigot, that is the question. <em>Hamlet</em><br /> Is this a bigot I see before me? <em>Macbeth</em><br /> Some are born bigots, some achieve bigotry, some have bigotry thrust upon them. <em>Malvolio</em><br /> I have nothing to declare but my bigotry. <em>Oscar Wilde’s arresting officer</em><br /> The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. <em>Winston Churchill</em><br /> We hold these truths to be self evident, that some men are created bigots. <em>Martin Luther King</em><br /> Bigot, what bigot? <em>James Callaghan</em><br /> Bloody taxmen, coming over here and taking all our money. <em>Lester Bigot</em><br /> This is not a time for sound bites, but I feel the hands of these feuding bigots on my shoulder. <em>Tony Blair</em><br /> The French don’t have a word for bigot. <em>George W Bigot</em> </p>