http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=cock The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 19:48:06 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54932#post-158935 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 23:15:15 +0000 deskpilot3 158935@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lance Armstrong's bicycle found to contain horse DNA? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54932#post-158730 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 12:45:55 +0000 FlashArry 158730@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>make it 'Algerian hostage horse DNA' and you're cooking .... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54932#post-158718 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 12:15:30 +0000 Spartacus 158718@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>See what I did there? I've cleverly combined two popular stories into one incoherent headline. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49119#post-141716 Thu, 04 Oct 2012 20:59:18 +0000 Stanleys Dad 141716@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Comedian, entertainer and 70’s television personality Freddie Starr is today facing serious allegations that he has once again eaten a fury mammal…this time a cat owned by a 12 year old girl from Runcorn.</p> <p>According to reports, Starr had been staying at the home of friend David Clifford and his 12-year-old daughter Maxine in Runcorn, Cheshire when the incident took place. </p> <p>Starr is claimed to have returned home from a performance at a Manchester nightclub in the early hours of the morning and demanded that Mr. Clifford make him a sandwich. When he refused, he went into the kitchen and put his daughter’s pet cat, Jimmy, between two slices of bread and proceeded to eat it.</p> <p>After devouring the poor pussy, Starr, it is alleged, then began licking Maxine’s pet beaver, an odd pet granted, but fully domesticated and quite popular in Runcorn.</p> <p>Starr though is furiously denying the allegations of eating a 12 year old child’s pussy and licking her beaver. </p> <p>He says that the only time that he ever stayed at Mr. Clifford’s house was two weeks ago and that the incident is a complete fabrication. </p> <p>Starr said "I have never eaten or even nibbled a live hamster, gerbil, guinea pig, mouse, shrew, cat, beaver, vole or any other small mammal". </p> <p>Asked repeatedly by gathered press if he had ever eaten anything else, other than a small mammal, that may or may not be construed as ‘worrying’ Starr replied “I did once suck on a young boys cock. I had permission though, I didn't swallow anything, merely put the prize rooster in my mouth to dampen down his feathers prior to entering the cock into.....hold on......fuck off......I know where this is going......” </p> <p>Did the young boys cock? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115617 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 18:12:58 +0000 godly1966 115617@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did he get through to the second round? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115601 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:09:35 +0000 RickH 115601@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Her manners are impeccable. Never speaks with her mouth full.</p> <p>Probably never goes for bukkake - too many 'thank-you' letters to write </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115521 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 09:45:32 +0000 Oxbridge 115521@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bizarrely enough, I did a 'gagging order' joke on Sickipedia and it died (or as things work there, got too many 'suck' votes) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115433 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:27:11 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 115433@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I saw her on TV last night, all dressed up and no one to blow! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115432 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:18:46 +0000 rustad 115432@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Much like her concerts - no-one comes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115413 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:12:03 +0000 Oxbridge 115413@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Her music sucks, but doesn't look she does </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115401 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:56:17 +0000 cinquecento 115401@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>gagging order? I'd give her a gagging medal </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115388 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 12:29:32 +0000 pere floza 115388@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>what a blow for her career.... </p> <p>the gagging line was the clear one - but half the population of facebook seemed to come up with it too.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115360 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 08:51:56 +0000 Sinnick 115360@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Doesn't she have such a small face ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-115358 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 08:49:12 +0000 Oxbridge 115358@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tulisa? Tooleater more like... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-114831 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:13:53 +0000 nostra da mouse 114831@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Must be a bit hard to swollow </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-114827 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:00:16 +0000 Sinnick 114827@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It must have been really hard for her. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-114819 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 15:25:13 +0000 bonjonelson 114819@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She should just keep her head down and wait for it to blow over </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-114815 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 14:41:37 +0000 gregle 114815@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Poor girl. She makes one mistake and she's been having it rammed down her throat ever since. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-114775 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:39:37 +0000 ianrbland 114775@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>FFS what WAS she thinking? Stars. Has to be a FP. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-114772 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:35:49 +0000 charlies_hat 114772@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep - that's the one we've all been trying to think of !! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40350#post-114767 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:23:46 +0000 medici2471 114767@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>- </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40300#post-114654 Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:23:56 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 114654@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"British tourist arrested at JFK for asking where he can buy fags" would make it fit as a ticker.</p> <p>I still can't see how it involves Cameron though, was he arrested? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40300#post-114653 Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:20:53 +0000 bonjonelson 114653@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Please note: When submitting a submission for Newsbiscuit it should be in one of the following formats:</p> <p>a) 'Ticker' - A single line of text in the title, with no follow-on text in the body, excepting a line such as "more soon".</p> <p>b) News In Brief - A heading along with a story containing two or three paragraphs of text.</p> <p>c) Main Submission - A heading along with a longer story of three or more paragraphs.</p> <p>Your submission did not fit into any of these categories. Additionally, it was not funny.</p> <p>I hope this will help you in your future submissions! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40300#post-114646 Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:02:10 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 114646@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've read this a few times now and I'm confused as to what it has to do with Cameron. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40300#post-114639 Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:51:21 +0000 Jesse Bigg 114639@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...."Just cos I asked an immigration bloke, where abouts can I buy some fags?" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24098#post-65543 Wed, 20 Apr 2011 13:34:07 +0000 rikkor 65543@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tag! You're it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24098#post-65487 Wed, 20 Apr 2011 08:11:07 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 65487@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought I read on here recently that we were supposed to be seeing an end to anonymous tagging. Well some joker has been through everything I've posted and tagged it with 'No tags yet'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6543#post-17789 Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:36:06 +0000 Mr.3374 17789@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fuckin 'ell.<br /> Wot's with the pissin swearin'<br /> Innit.<br /> Like , bastard kids could be readin, if they went to bleedin school.<br /> Fuckin horseboxes and friggin tractors too.<br /> Bollocks.<br /> Safe bro. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6543#post-17772 Wed, 16 Jun 2010 15:33:04 +0000 Doctor Moptop 17772@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's because I couldn't be faffed writing the How To Speak European post I'd intended.</p> <p>Shameless plug and shameless admission of shameful idleness.</p> <p>Try Inkyfool as well - he's fab. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6543#post-17744 Wed, 16 Jun 2010 12:29:54 +0000 Des Custard 17744@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, sometimes the swearing's the whole effing point. I have been reduced to helpless laughter by Alexei Sayle's 'Say Hello Mr Sweary' routine on the 'Cak!' album, admittedly usually after a couple of drinks.</p> <p>I liked the link Dr M, and I found an interesting entry about the universe being made of custard while I was there. </p>