http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=celebrity-big-brother The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 15:41:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46947#post-135001 Fri, 17 Aug 2012 13:06:44 +0000 and another one 135001@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A bit dull to be honest!</p> <p>The first half would probably make a good News in Brief, I suspect the author got a bit bored after that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46947#post-135000 Fri, 17 Aug 2012 13:05:10 +0000 button 135000@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Really funny, especially love the wolf bit in the second half, which is not at all dull. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46947#post-134997 Fri, 17 Aug 2012 12:51:06 +0000 Midfield Diamond 134997@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliantly written as ever. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46947#post-134961 Fri, 17 Aug 2012 07:43:45 +0000 Sinnick 134961@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fine piece of work, Ludo </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46947#post-134914 Thu, 16 Aug 2012 22:18:25 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 134914@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46947#post-134909 Thu, 16 Aug 2012 21:28:13 +0000 ianslat 134909@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Would be a good move for him. If there's one way of getting everyone to forget you even exist, go into the Big Brother house. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46947#post-134901 Thu, 16 Aug 2012 19:42:34 +0000 dvo4fun 134901@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Made oi chuckle </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46947#post-134878 Thu, 16 Aug 2012 17:20:01 +0000 Ludicity 134878@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In a last ditch attempt to avoid extradition Julian Assange has sought refuge in the Celebrity Big Brother house and will now live under the protection of Coleen Nolan, Martin Kemp and Julie Goodyear.</p> <p>The founder of Wikileaks is already fitting in well, carefully listening in to the conversations of fellow housemates before immediately running off to The Diary Room to reveal all of their most intimate secrets. </p> <p>‘The people have the right to know everything,’ said Assange, ‘and I have some pretty amazing revelations about Julie Goodyear’s involvement in starting the Iraq War, how Julian Clary isn’t even gay and how Samantha Brick is part of an elaborate CIA plot to upset everyone on Twitter.’</p> <p>The decision has wrong-footed the British government because under international law the Celebrity Big Brother house is protected by ‘undiplomatic immunity’ and cannot be entered by anyone other a publicity-seeking egotist seeking to revive their flagging career.</p> <p>‘Obviously we are watching the situation very carefully,’ said Foreign Secretary William Hague, ‘which, to be honest, is pretty tedious viewing.’</p> <p>‘Personally I would love to send in the SAS to shoot the lot of them, but we must be patient and rely on the rule of law. I have every faith that the British people will use their votes to evict Mr Assange, but only after they have removed that horrendous Brick woman first.’</p> <p>Mr Hague refused to rule out using an obscure piece of UK legislation that allows the status of ‘special constable’ to be conferred upon Wolf from Gladiators. Wolf would then be free to enter the house, jump around a bit and drag Mr Assange out by his hair. </p> <p>Human rights lawyers are perplexed by the latest move. ‘Mr Assange is naturally concerned about being sent to the USA where he may face the death penalty,’ explained Geoffrey Robertson QC. ‘But that may not seem such a bad option compared to spending the rest of one’s life locked up with a bunch of vacuous Z-list celebrities endlessly degrading themselves. Still, Julian insists that nobody was forced into doing it and that the whole thing is consensual.’ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29985#post-84094 Sat, 03 Sep 2011 19:48:22 +0000 rebel not taken 84094@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Irish traveller Paddy Doherty will soon to be told he has "30 minutes to pack his bags and leave the Celebrity Big Brother house."</p> <p>But the star of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding claims he has nowhere to go and has erected chicken wire around the programme to keep gay interviewer Brian Dowling out.</p> <p>The traveller has assured fellow contestant Kerry Katona that he has bought every television in Essex 'for cash' and has a legal right to occupy the show.<br /> But Big Brother has lost patience with Paddy after he stripped all the lead from the roof and dumped a broken fridge freezer in the outdoor jacuzzi.</p> <p>Celebrity Big Brother producers have warned Paddy that unless he leaves the house they will send in Ant n Dec and he will be physically removed from the programme.</p> <p>But Paddy Doherty is desperate to avoid being evicted and has promised to tarmac the drives of all other contestants at a knock down price.</p> <p>Ex Celebrity Big Brother contestant Sally Bercow, whose old man is Speaker of the House of Commons, is backing the Irish traveller's right to stay in his home and has told Daily Mail readers:<br /> "Paddy is a real man, unlike my ponce of a husband."</p> <p>The Only Way Is Essex star Amy Childs has also bonded with the traveller and told him and millions of viewers:<br /> "I sunbathed naked by the swimming pool and I burnt my flange. It looks like a slice of watermelon."</p> <p>But Australian paparazzi snapper Darryn Lyons has questioned Paddy Doherty's intelligence:<br /> "The wheel's still turning but the hamster's dead" claimed pink haired Darryn in the Diary Room.</p> <p>Now Celebrity Big Brother producers are growing increasingly concerned that Paddy's underhand tactics are winning the public over.</p> <p>The traveller has challenged the scriptwriters to let him settle the dispute 'the gypsy way' by having a televised bare knuckle fight with Jedward:<br /> "I will smack them in the gob and then the whole country will vote for me to stay in the Celebrity Big Brother house" said Paddy Doherty. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29427#post-82618 Fri, 19 Aug 2011 13:05:16 +0000 charlies_hat 82618@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Simple, obvious, and above all, quite funny....stars.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29427#post-82606 Fri, 19 Aug 2011 11:52:07 +0000 butagirl 82606@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More soon </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=350#post-1034 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:47:02 +0000 ronseal 1034@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Peter Sutcliffe, Broadmoor's most successful talk show host, had a record number of responses yesterday, when he asked his audience 'what was your first restraining order'?</p> <p>Sutcliffe's cerebellum lit up, witnesses said, as voices flooded into his head, jamming lines into the hypothalamus.</p> <p>'I've never seen anything like it,' said the show's producer. </p> <p>But Sutcliffe didn't have everything his own way. Although most voices offered supportive messages - 'it's political correctness gone mad' said one - there were some shocks for the notorious killer. Some voices, it seems, were unable to forget Mr Sutcliffe's gruesome past.</p> <p>'Hello, I'm a researcher for Celebrity Big Brother,' said one voice, 'and we'd love to have you on the next show. We think it would be your chance to put your side of the story. It's in the public interest, and we're not exploiting you, or your victims, in any way at all.'</p> <p>Another voice claimed to be a producer for a BBC soap opera, who was looking to cast 'The next Dirty Den'. </p>