http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=catholic The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 14:59:18 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56201#post-162281 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 22:23:49 +0000 JoshSpringer 162281@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gina Lollagina the veteran film star has revealed that her relationship with Pope Benedict has reached the point where in the interests of the Universal Catholic Church, he must retire so that they can marry.<br /> In her statement to the press she thanked ex Prime Minister Silvio Berlesconi for acting as a go-between and mentor to His Excellence who it is rumoured is still a Virgin. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24006#post-65349 Tue, 19 Apr 2011 10:52:23 +0000 BewsNiscuit 65349@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nope, but on slippery slope... :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24006#post-65347 Tue, 19 Apr 2011 10:49:21 +0000 beau-jolly 65347@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pope on a rope? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24006#post-65344 Tue, 19 Apr 2011 10:46:05 +0000 BewsNiscuit 65344@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Some...er...."scope" there then...! :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24006#post-65264 Mon, 18 Apr 2011 17:37:51 +0000 rikkor 65264@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Keep it up, you're on the fast track to becoming Donny501, Jr. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24006#post-65236 Mon, 18 Apr 2011 12:44:50 +0000 BewsNiscuit 65236@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We say: Is soap dope? Can pope hope to cope? Mope? Nope! Elope! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=147#post-547 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:54:54 +0000 edward hack 547@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>agreed...there's comedy gold in that there seam Scroat, get your pan out </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=147#post-500 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:05:41 +0000 Scroat 500@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I did try, but I'm afraid the speech impediment took over completely! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=147#post-497 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:53:18 +0000 editor 497@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think you're missing a trick here Scoat. Isn't there a whole sub under the headline 'Catholic Church launches Faithbook' - with all the religious pictures and 'poking' of nuns that that might entail? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=147#post-450 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:08:30 +0000 malgor 450@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey Thcroat, you thpelt 'doethn't' wrong!</p> <p>I thee you like appleth. What about orangeth? Do you take the pith out of them, too? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=147#post-438 Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:22:21 +0000 brownpaperreporter 438@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>thpethially thilly! Have pointth </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=147#post-419 Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:46:15 +0000 Scroat 419@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>FaithBook had been seen as the way forward in sex education. But it soon ran into problems, a spokesman said today.</p> <p>"Everybody theemed to think it wath a huge joke," Sister Cecily Samson said. "I really can't thee what all the futh ith about. It doesn't thound like MyThpace at all..." </p>