http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=catherine The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 16:06:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52733#post-151832 Tue, 04 Dec 2012 10:26:48 +0000 HenryMJUK 151832@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>New Royal Baby to be named ‘Your Highness’ – a Palace Spokesperson explained – “The choice of name for the new Royal Baby is vitally important, both Wills and Kate recognize how things have changed since the Victorian era. Traditional names are very difficult to justify, now we are in the 21st century. Furthermore, it is well known, neither Wills nor Kate are enthusiastic about the adoption of place names (representing the conceiving location), although Princess Môn does have a certain je ne sai quoi! – Secretly, the likelihood of Môn being corrupted and the colloquial use of ’Man’ being adopted (with greetings such as ‘Hey Man’ or ‘Yo Man’ becoming commonplace), scares the living daylights out of the Queen. </p> <p>So, in a complete break with tradition, yet as an acknowledgement of tradition, and in adopting the modern parlance of using ones first name only (as if that individual was born completely out of parent hood), the Royal couple have settled on the name of “Your Highness” for the new Royal Baby". </p> <p>Tracey, the peoples spokesperson from Thorpe Bay, read a prepared statement ….. “it’s awesome man, such a kool name, ones immediately on first name terms with the new royal, yet it is RESPECT, wikk’eeed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23875#post-64958 Fri, 15 Apr 2011 08:24:34 +0000 riesler 64958@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There's lovely. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23875#post-64938 Thu, 14 Apr 2011 22:11:54 +0000 smalley_smalls 64938@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wouldn't you be depressed if you were married to Michael Douglas?</p> <p>Bi-winning! Classic. Maybe she's shagging a porn star too - god knows how MD still manages to get it up! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23875#post-64924 Thu, 14 Apr 2011 17:43:54 +0000 Johnny_Mack347 64924@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In a move to capitalise on the headlines that have followed Catherine Zeta Jones' admission of being a Bi-polar sufferer, she has quickly moved to launch a state wide one woman stand up show entitled "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Death is Not an Option Tour". Zeta Jones also hit out at critics claiming she is in fact "Bi-Winning, not Bi-Polar". </p> <p>Laughing off the bi-polar revelation, Zeta Jones quickly moved to point out that she was in fact married to multi-millionaire internationally known movie relic Michael Douglas and therefore by association very wealthy herself. "Not bad for a girl from Swansea isn't it? Its called Bi-Winning it is! See!" </p>