http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=c3p0 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 13:43:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=158#post-658 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:03:40 +0000 Rohaq 658@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A bit short, but loving this one! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=169#post-473 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:14:47 +0000 ED209 473@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Director of Public Prosecutions has confirmed that new suicide guidelines will be based on how annoying the deceased is, and how inventive the method of killing. Examples used to develop the guidelines also include suffocating Jordan with an a pair of enormous fake breasts and chocking Alistair Darling on his caterpillar eyebrows.</p> <p>"These guidelines give us a unique opportunity to have a general clear out of people who we're all a bit sick of," he said. "We believe that killing irritating people in amusing ways is in the public interest." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=159#post-459 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:09:14 +0000 jp1885 459@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep - nice little sub this! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=159#post-455 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 06:59:31 +0000 sauce 455@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good one, Ed </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=159#post-451 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:18:13 +0000 ED209 451@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The BBC was today accused of excessive cutbacks, as news on the Falklands War and the Ethiopian famine was repeated nearly 30 years after it was first broadcast.</p> <p>The director-general claimed that the organisation was committed to delivering "classic and modern bulletins in its News programmes", and denied that repeating items every 30 years was excessive. Supporters of the repeats have pointed out that re-runs of the Germans invading Europe provided the mainstay of the BBC's news agenda in the 40's, and that US channels had been repeating news of Americans invading random countries every 5 years without complaint. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=158#post-449 Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:59:23 +0000 ED209 449@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The anti-bullying charity which had foolishly grassed up the Prime Minister got its head "properly kicked in", a spokesman for number 10 said today. "We'd all just had about enough of them grassing us up, so we waited for them down the bus stop and proper smashed them in."</p> <p>The action represents a new, tougher line on grasses from Number 10, which has previously let them off with a dead arm and a shouting directly in their ear. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=157#post-447 Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:51:32 +0000 ED209 447@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Immigrants from around the UK have held a press conference to call on White chavs to make more effort to integrate into British society. "Quite frankly, we think it's time they started mixing outside their own communities," said Sanjay, an IT manager from Islington. "We find that their strange customs of benefit scrounging, fighting for no reason and being sick on pavements are incompatible with British values," added Gregorsz, a builder from Reading. </p>