http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=busty-substances The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 16:38:47 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16768 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 23:07:31 +0000 rikkor 16768@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ump: thank God you didn't call me a tag fag. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16759 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:39:08 +0000 theumpire 16759@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rikkor,</p> <p>Was that Dag Tag a Gag, you Wag? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16755 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:27:19 +0000 brownpaperreporter 16755@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Our 74 goes to the biggest council estate </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16752 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:15:37 +0000 The All New Jeni B 16752@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Personally, I'd rather look like the 33 than 74... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16746 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 20:33:26 +0000 Mr.3374 16746@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What's scary about 3374?<br /> Other than, ah Ok.<br /> Not that bad.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16742 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 20:15:12 +0000 Quaz 16742@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't bother playing "the numbers" in the lottery Jeni. So many people use them that if they do come up then the pot will be split umpteen different ways. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16611 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 08:30:12 +0000 riesler 16611@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16608 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 08:20:33 +0000 Stan Laurel 16608@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Phew! That's me detagged for another day. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16602 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 07:59:52 +0000 The All New Jeni B 16602@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought they were your lottery numbers.</p> <p>I was going to put a line on with them for Saturday. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16585 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 01:20:48 +0000 Quaz 16585@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>4 8 15 16 23 42</p> <p>Pretty disapointing numbers if you spent 6 years watching 'Lost' only to find out that every one is dead and that Jacob has no more idea than anyone else what is going on. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16576 Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:36:34 +0000 The All New Jeni B 16576@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>But not as scary as 3374 then? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16574 Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:28:55 +0000 Mr.3374 16574@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I see 1664 has been tagged.<br /> This is an unfortunate phenomena when a lady , at a distance appears to be 16, but up close turns out to be 64, though still safely legal, if not to everyone's taste.<br /> Type of opposite of an 1812.<br /> If you get my drift. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16159 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:21:51 +0000 rikkor 16159@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Reveal votre self. If any person here is truly Donny501, it is time to come out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16087 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 15:11:43 +0000 andhrimnir 16087@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How about the book of tags? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-16082 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 14:52:57 +0000 Scroat 16082@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This bears out what Rikkor says about some of the best writing on this site. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2819#post-8365 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 19:33:59 +0000 Gary Stanton 8365@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Evenin' all. Many thanks Mr Chigley, Stunts, Mazza and Sauce and to all the lovely people who voted for me. </p> <p>Time for my bath... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2819#post-8311 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 15:21:41 +0000 sauce 8311@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And well done for your careful historical research. He wasn't called Pepys for nothing. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2819#post-8265 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 12:24:31 +0000 Mary Evans 8265@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gazza! Good to see you back. This made me laugh my well-covered tatty bojangles off. Lovely stuff. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2819#post-8252 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 10:21:53 +0000 allmyownstunts 8252@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Be better if it was called Tat Monday up here, given the amount of tattoos that get unleashed when the sun comes out.</p> <p>Nice work Gaz, just the right mix of brains and puerile smut. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2819#post-8246 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 09:49:00 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 8246@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant.<br /> I believe the French say of a woman in a low-cut dress something like "tout le monde c'est sur le balcone" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2819#post-8241 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 09:18:17 +0000 Gary Stanton 8241@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Climate Scientists seeking to explain the extraordinary lateness of this year’s Tit Monday, the first monday of the year on which women deem it warm enough to shed those extra layers, believe they have fingered the sun as the likely cause. </p> <p>By plotting the number of sun spots on the x axis versus historical kit-off dates on the y axis, John Tyndall, tit-obsessed Professor of Meteorology at Reading University, claims he has found a clear correlation between low sun spot counts and colder winters. </p> <p>Professor Tyndall believes the sun was also responsible for the period known as The Great Breast Drought, a period that ran from 1450 to 1850 during which winters were harsh, tops stayed on and frost fairs were regularly held on the Thames. Such conditions were reported by the noted diarist and dirty bastard Samuel Pepys:</p> <p><em>‘The thirteenth day of May in the year of our Lord 1642. Alas, while the wind doth remain in the east, the arryval of Tit Mondaye is to the goode people of London nought but a dream. Verily, not a single cleavage could I spy on my perambulations twixt Whitehchapel and Stepney Green. Though as I came within earshot of Bow Bells, a girl of some ill repute did take it upon herself to raise her skirts skyward affording me an ample view of her cunny. After stopping to engage my tumescence, I was moved on by the Parish Constable.’ </em></p> <p>Despite this misfortune, Pepys’ day was not entirely ruined as he later found himself at a gentlemens’ club sitting across from an old portrait of Queen Elizabeth I in a low cut dress, which , according to Pepys :</p> <p><em>‘..shewed just enough tit as to reinstate my former proudness. Indeed, such was my desire for the virgin monarch and so lifelike her image, I was able to confirm that a bit did leake out. In my defence, her depyction hath impressed upon me that she was clearly gagging for it..’ </em></p> <p>Tyndall has warned breast fans that as solar activity continues to dip, we could be heading into a prolonged period known as a Maunder Minimum characterised by fewer sun spots, bitterly cold winters and long roll-neck jumpers which leave far too much to the imagination.</p> <p>‘While this may provide some respite from anthropogenic global warming, it’s very bad news for those with a penchant for big melons. Red-blooded fellas should seriously think about moving to the south of France.’ </p> <p>‘At this latitude warmer temperatures coupled with a liberal beach policy mean you don’t have to walk very far without copping an eyeful, whereupon one might be prompted to ask <em>' Si vous vendez ces chiots, Je voudrais celui avec le nez rose! '</em></p> <p>'Or - if you're selling those puppies, I'll have the one with the pink nose' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-7399 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:00:51 +0000 Scroat 7399@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-7380 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 21:05:33 +0000 rikkor 7380@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scroat, "Tag" instead of "Dag" in a list of tags. You see? That's where the incredibly funny humor comes into play. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-7310 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 12:37:55 +0000 Zadok the second 7310@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is that deliberate apostrophe abuse beQ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-7306 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 12:17:25 +0000 QorbeQ 7306@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>NewsBiscuit's A to Z </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-7267 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 08:34:31 +0000 rickwestwell 7267@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've just noticed the Fawlty Towers quote - lovely. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-7244 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 07:13:33 +0000 jp1885 7244@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Scroaty - a valuable service! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-7223 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 22:15:32 +0000 Scroat 7223@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought he was a Dag? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-7193 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 20:28:55 +0000 rikkor 7193@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What does Delroy Smellie mean? Oh, I added Tag Hammarskjold, and yes, I had to look up the spelling. U'll Thant me later. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2422#post-7192 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 20:27:55 +0000 The All New Jeni B 7192@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...the tag list is longer than the thread... </p>