http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=bruce-willis The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 21:59:27 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3149#post-9419 Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:15:40 +0000 andhrimnir 9419@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>brings back memories <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2535">rude anagram</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3149#post-9417 Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:02:27 +0000 Oxbridge 9417@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3149#post-9275 Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:40:10 +0000 The All New Jeni B 9275@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is really good, and made me chuckle.<br /> But, I reckon it would fair better where I could actually score it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3149#post-9273 Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:30:04 +0000 edward hack 9273@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bruce Willis gave me a Large Hadron so I gave him a Surprise Fifth Element to show my appreciation?? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3149#post-9212 Sun, 25 Apr 2010 08:45:36 +0000 rickwestwell 9212@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Large Hadron Collider Discovers the Fifth Element, Surprise" is a fantastic one-liner. Lose Bruce Willis, I reckon - I know he was in the film, but he detracts from the comedic wonderfulness. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3149#post-9027 Fri, 23 Apr 2010 14:51:58 +0000 gafflegates 9027@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Large Hadron Collider yesterday uncovered the existence of a previously overlooked new element besides the more well-known and widely accepted list of Earth, Air, Fire and Water. At a press conference in Geneva, leading CERN scientist Dr. Bruce Willis disclosed that whereas<br /> <em>'Until now, we thought this was just something that commonly cropped up everywhere, recurrent tests on what we now refer to as 'Element S117' prove it continuously falls unexpectedly, often somewhere between Hydrogen and Unuoseptium, on the periodic table.'</em></p> <p>Textbooks will have to be rewritten as the full list of the new 'big five' basic building blocks of the universe - Earth, Air, Fire and Water - are now seen to include the element of Surprise as well. </p>