http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=brittney-spears The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 22:00:46 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-961 Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:48:47 +0000 Des Custard 961@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Remind me please Mary. What is this strange WoM page of which you speak? How do people get on it in the first place, before they get taken off it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-771 Sat, 27 Feb 2010 16:34:01 +0000 fernandomando 771@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I always knew there were some dark secrets with the WoMs. Especially that Evans character:</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua6h1FkenIE" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua6h1FkenIE</a></p> <p>(Apologies if some of you have seen this before) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-743 Sat, 27 Feb 2010 11:46:50 +0000 Mary Evans 743@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Neal finally came to terms with the voices trapped within and is living his days happily as Barbara the homeopath. I have no shame about my past as an adult entertainer, as the work in question was tastefully done and entirely historically accurate - you'll notice in the orgy scene, the rigging from which 'Dirty Bitch 3' is suspended was faithfully recreated from the original craft. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-695 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:24:33 +0000 rikkor 695@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Catch her in the poop deck." - Christian Science Monitor </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-690 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:29:30 +0000 The All New Jeni B 690@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do you think Babs and Smudge have run off together? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-689 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:22:21 +0000 sauce 689@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Anyway, where is Babs these days? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-674 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:38:34 +0000 AdrianJ 674@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Incidentally, Mary's embarrassing sex tape, '<em>Queen Mary Torpedoed by The Crew of The Ark Royal</em>', is now available on DVD.</p> <p>"Evans Above!" – The Sun<br /> "Even better than the prequel, <em>Mary Popitin</em>" – The Guardian<br /> "It did absolutely nothing for me" – Peter Mandleson<br /> "Many sailors go down on Queen Mary" – The Times </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-667 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:49:43 +0000 malgor 667@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think you're being overly analytic now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-665 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:36:31 +0000 rikkor 665@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The original poster spelled "anals" wrong. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-640 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:30:15 +0000 Mary Evans 640@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Depends what you're prepared to do with the mug... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-639 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:25:02 +0000 John Square 639@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>you descend deeper in a spiral of drugs, drink and sexual depravity</blockquote></p> <p>Oh, so there's reasons to win it aside from the mug, then? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-636 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:08:59 +0000 Mary Evans 636@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's a sad life. When you first win, it's all charity fashion shows and film premieres. But then the public turn on you, a sex tape emerges, your lucrative endorsement contracts are cancelled and you descend deeper in a spiral of drugs, drink and sexual depravity. Or at least that's what happened to Neal D, can't speak for everyone. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-634 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:49:41 +0000 The All New Jeni B 634@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Phew! Suddenly I'm glad that I'll never win WoM. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-631 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:41:12 +0000 Mary Evans 631@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>But you took the pictures for that calendar ages ago...? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-626 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:29:35 +0000 brownpaperreporter 626@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>can we fast track Cheryl Cole as a WoM? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-625 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:18:39 +0000 editor 625@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's on our 'to do list' along with trying to persuade the Writers of the Month to do a nude calendar for charity. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=211#post-624 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:13:29 +0000 Mary Evans 624@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Now there was I, revisiting former glories with a mid-morning cuppa when I click on the WoM page to discover that Genghis Cohen is the most recent winner. Realising that this couldn't possibly be true (you have just won it the one time, haven't you Gengo?), I saw something was amiss - to my horror, almost the entire 2009 roll of honour has been eradicated from the WoM annals. Well this is an outrage - not least because JP, roybland, Oxy, Paper Ostrich, darkbill and myself are by far the prettiest WoMs. I hope this heinous error will be rectified before I am forced to seek legal redress - I have Cheryl Cole's lawyer on standby and I'm not afraid to use him. </p>