http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=brighton The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 15:43:14 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4121#post-11729 Mon, 10 May 2010 10:15:39 +0000 Oxbridge 11729@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bwahahahahahahaha - 9, or whatever that is in this new money. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4121#post-11695 Mon, 10 May 2010 07:45:57 +0000 Scroat 11695@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A good chuckle makes all the difference on a crap Monday morning. Have some stars for cheering me up somewhat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4121#post-11654 Sun, 09 May 2010 20:20:12 +0000 Mary Evans 11654@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hahahahahahahahaha! Lovely stuff, skylarking. You've been gone too too long. xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4121#post-11639 Sun, 09 May 2010 17:53:51 +0000 saltire 11639@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good man Skylarking. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4121#post-11627 Sun, 09 May 2010 16:14:58 +0000 Ostsee 11627@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Greens to offer cheap loans to buy caves. Those willing to dig their own can get grants. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4121#post-11615 Sun, 09 May 2010 14:20:08 +0000 Skylarking 11615@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Flight paths in the south of England are currently being re-directed due to a low-lying sulphurous cloud of smugness hanging over the Brighton area. The cloud follows a major eruption of self-satisfaction in the early hours of Friday morning, after the election of Great Britain's first Green MP Caroline Lucas in the Brighton Pavilion constituency.</p> <p>Holidaymakers planning to visit Brighton are being told to reconsider, as the cloud is said to represent a genuine health hazard “Travelling through Brighton has always been problematic” explained Ken Warbiton, environmental health officer and author of ‘The Allergic Tourist’ “The concentration of jugglers and micro-scooters often exceeds eight parts per 1,000 in the town centre. However this latest eruption outstrips anything we have seen for years; to find comparable levels of smugness you would have to go back to the premiere of Fahrenheit 9/11 in Islington, or that Banksy retrospective in Bristol.</p> <p>The Green victory is being attributed by pundits to the work of the grassroots Dinner Party Movement. But the election win has been deeply controversial within the movement itself, and is being roundly condemned by mainstream ‘Dinnerpartiests’ - many of whom are claiming that the movement has been infiltrated by members of the far-right-on.</p> <p>“This win is a huge embarrassment to us” claimed Sara Cleese the de-facto non-head of the ‘Dinnerpartiests’ “The whole point of the Dinner Party Movement is to declare to your friends over <em>crema catalana</em> that you are heartily sick of <em>all</em> the main parties and jolly well plan to vote Green this time, not to actually do it.” </p>