http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=bridal-dresses The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 12:45:36 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36407#post-102011 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:45:38 +0000 the coarse whisperer 102011@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They kill me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36407#post-102010 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:44:24 +0000 Username 102010@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Anyone else manage to get that story about the BBC no longer going to use the term punchline but 'shared comedic experience line' before they pulled it offline? Encourages violence or soemthing.</p> <p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16246018" rel="nofollow">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16246018</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35026#post-99146 Sun, 04 Dec 2011 11:43:10 +0000 waylandsmithy 99146@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>His face looks all burnt. What was he puffin? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35026#post-99101 Sun, 04 Dec 2011 01:22:38 +0000 Ironduke 99101@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>found 'cowering at the bottom of the steps' begs the question...about to enter, or just leaving? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35026#post-99097 Sun, 04 Dec 2011 00:16:55 +0000 FlashArry 99097@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sex in Winchester ? Shurely some mistake there ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35026#post-99034 Sat, 03 Dec 2011 14:41:19 +0000 riesler 99034@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"hungry and exhausted" I guess sex clinics may do that to you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35026#post-99022 Sat, 03 Dec 2011 11:45:59 +0000 Sinnick 99022@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-16016898" rel="nofollow">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-16016898</a></p> <p>I particularly like the phrase "something must have been wrong with him to cause him to come down in Winchester in the first place".</p> <p>Yes, I've been there. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97698 Fri, 25 Nov 2011 08:40:54 +0000 Username 97698@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Braille has always seemed a bit dotty to me </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97438 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 13:46:40 +0000 Scroat 97438@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>PCGM </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97380 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 02:19:27 +0000 Nick McCarr 97380@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think I've seen it in an art gallery.<br /> Unless we hear from someone who is blind we shall remain in the dark, so to speak. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97314 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:00:11 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 97314@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Most of those signs are insisted upon by the blind architect (his name eludes me) - the one that designed the ‘shard’. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97279 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 13:29:15 +0000 charlies_hat 97279@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You can diagnose a disease with the rash if you know a blind doctor. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97271 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 13:03:55 +0000 Sinnick 97271@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's got a barcode on it as well - that IS thoughtful. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97223 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 09:58:50 +0000 Gerontius 97223@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It gets everywhere<br /> <a href="http://s727.photobucket.com/albums/ww275/peteralexanderwhite/?action=view&amp;current=Ribbed_and_Dotted_Condom.jpg"><img src="http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww275/peteralexanderwhite/Ribbed_and_Dotted_Condom.jpg" alt="Photobucket" /></a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97217 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 09:36:42 +0000 Scroat 97217@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The blind leading the blind, if you ask me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97213 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 09:20:05 +0000 seymour totti 97213@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Someone sent me a photo of a sign on a cooker in a restaurant, which had the braille translation underneath. It read:-</p> <p>"Caution - This surface may be hot".</p> <p>Yep, I don't know why either! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97210 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 09:13:02 +0000 riesler 97210@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>On Tower Bridge there is one of those signs showing a panorama view from the bridge with the landmark names in braille. Sure there must be a good reason for it but it escapes me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97198 Tue, 22 Nov 2011 08:30:23 +0000 Al OPecia 97198@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I shall remain commentless at this point. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97174 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 23:49:29 +0000 FlashArry 97174@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A penchant for the more comely lass then Al ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97145 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 22:24:09 +0000 Al OPecia 97145@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Braille pornography is pretty good, especially in the dark, if you buy a large print version. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97142 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:57:36 +0000 Golgo13 97142@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>they are subliminal marcoms aimed at the growing affluent blind demographic. </p> <p>On vending machine buttons, they are not numbers, just messages along the lines of "you know its ages till dinner" and "peckish?"</p> <p>On bleach it just says "buy more bleach"</p> <p>It's all about the blind pound these days. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97077 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 14:55:36 +0000 Scroat 97077@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And the Braille edition of Playboy has scratch 'n' sniff pictures.</p> <p>Sorry. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97075 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 14:41:19 +0000 waylandsmithy 97075@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rumble strips and cats eyes are braille for driving.</p> <p>There's braille on bottles of Tippex, that baffles me completely. If you're typing in braille, surely you'd just use a little hammer to correct any mistakes? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34385#post-97070 Mon, 21 Nov 2011 13:24:53 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 97070@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm vaguely aware that Braille is some sort of special writing that helps deaf people read or something, but I'm a bit baffled by where it turns up.</p> <p>I've just seen it on the numbers on a vending machine. Which is fine, blind people need to know what numbers they're pressing too. But..... how do they know what those numbers correspond to? Is it some sort of vending machine equivalent of lucky dip?</p> <p>If somebody is standing next to them so they can ask what number a Mars bar is then surely that person could press the numbers for them too? Otherwise they've got to guess how much it is, because the price isn't in Braille, and guess what number they want.</p> <p>Seems a bit daft to me. Maybe road signs should have Braille on them too, so blind people know where they're heading when driving. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33023#post-94435 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 00:32:06 +0000 dvo4fun 94435@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep - I think that's the one Perks. Well, if he's the really annoying one </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33023#post-94411 Thu, 03 Nov 2011 22:05:46 +0000 ronseal 94411@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hate the way Matt Smith thinks football is about 'bragging rights'. That wold be marketing surely. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33023#post-94386 Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:15:03 +0000 Perks 94386@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jim Beglin? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33023#post-94382 Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:00:36 +0000 dvo4fun 94382@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How about the co-commentator/expert on ITV (name forgotten, if ever known, has an Irish accent)who is less impartial than the bloke down the pub watching 'England' on Big Screen TV? GRRRRRRRRRR </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33023#post-94031 Wed, 02 Nov 2011 14:30:31 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 94031@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, reminiscent of the abolition of the past tense from all history documentaries: “It’s September 5th, 1942. Hitler’s armies are advancing on Stalingrad. In Moscow, Stalin is settling down to a nice cup of tea and a sticky bun, while perusing the lists of people he had executed yesterday”. Aarrggh! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33023#post-94030 Wed, 02 Nov 2011 14:28:50 +0000 tedweasel 94030@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think David Pleat's getting kickbacks when he co-comentates:</p> <p>"Paul scholes walks away 'gingerly'"</p> <p>"Park Ji Sung is a 'chink' in the United wall" </p>