http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=breaking-news The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 10:18:19 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48862#post-141022 Sun, 30 Sep 2012 12:21:05 +0000 Squudge 141022@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>grinds on a bit</p> <p>corny (sorry)</p> <p>You could make the last bit extra 'terrifying' if the apparition behind the steel door was one of those massive restaurant-grade thingies. Enjoyed the ticker tape 'Politicians Useless'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48862#post-141013 Sun, 30 Sep 2012 10:00:41 +0000 FeelTheatre 141013@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great Britain has been declared in a state of Terror Alert Magenta. Dr Peter Corn speaks of the psychology of the conspiring, confabulating Common Lesser Spotted pepper pot. Undercover footage from the PepperCam and even advice from Health and Safety Authorities. ... It may not be an article, but this satirical video has been created to show Great Britain the true danger of the pepper pot.</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjZF9-CTlek" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjZF9-CTlek</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=774#post-2051 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:50:32 +0000 Anonymous 2051@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A member of the much-loved Boy Band "The Catholic Church" has been forced to reveal details of his private life following allegations in the Catholic Herald's lifestyle supplement "Ciao!". Cardinal Francesco "Curly" Montebaldi (83) has confessed to up to 10 affairs during his 72 years with the band. Other members of the group, whose hits include such classics as "Papal Bullet", "You can't do it even if you really want it", and "tell me all your secrets, baby, it's confidential", were said to be "comatose with shock", or at least "comatose" at the news</p> <p>Through a spokesman, the Svengali-like manager of "the Church", Joe "The Pope" Ratzinger (91), said "We are all terribly shocked by the news about Curly, I mean really, we never thought he would have ten affairs. With women."</p> <p>The news is, ironically, expected to boost sales of the band's latest release "Straight to Purgatory for you, baby" which features several of Cardinal Montebaldi's trademark 8-hour "guitar sermons". Despite poor reviews, it continues to break sales records in the South American market.</p> <p>This is the biggest scandal to hit the band since former member Cardinal Pepe "Lucifer" Ferraro released his controversial worldwide smash-hit album "Superholy Black Massive" in 2007. </p>