http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=breakaway The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 22:38:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40269#post-115278 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 18:53:08 +0000 writinginbsl 115278@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>crumbs </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40269#post-115275 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 18:46:45 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 115275@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>German humour is no laughing matter. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40269#post-114878 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:22:34 +0000 Mandy Lifeboat 114878@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Probably - German humour never translates well... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40269#post-114874 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:12:35 +0000 deluca 114874@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><em>Any Lidl will sell you Jam Rings - if that's not a spoof biscuit what is?</em></p> <p>Are the Jam Circles you can get in ALDI secretly spoofing the Jam Rings you can get in Lidl then? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40269#post-114870 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 19:33:15 +0000 Mandy Lifeboat 114870@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Any Lidl will sell you Jam Rings - if that's not a spoof biscuit what is? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40269#post-114869 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 19:22:06 +0000 deluca 114869@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>waylandsmithy - I don't think I've tasted spoof biscuits, where can I get some? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40269#post-114828 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:00:31 +0000 dvo4fun 114828@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hmm.. that might explain my success rate. How about meats &amp; cheeses? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40269#post-114826 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 15:59:26 +0000 Golgo13 114826@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't take away my Breakaway!</p> <p>Airline food, eh? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40269#post-114824 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 15:55:14 +0000 waylandsmithy 114824@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You do know this is a spoof news site, rather than a site for news about biscuits? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40269#post-114823 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 15:48:41 +0000 deluca 114823@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was on a BA flight and they served up a fruit cookie for chrissakes! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40269#post-114822 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 15:47:33 +0000 deluca 114822@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <br /> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40269#post-114820 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 15:46:43 +0000 deluca 114820@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <br /> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40269#post-114570 Wed, 21 Mar 2012 22:59:03 +0000 deluca 114570@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Derek Mappington, a Blue Card Holder on British Airways today announced at a hastily convened press conference that he would be re-booking his holiday flight to the Algarve with British Airways after he was assured that Breakaway biscuits would soon be reissued to Economy Class passengers during the refreshment service. "I am so pleased that BA, which is after all, a national institution has decided to reverse their earlier policy and allow the provision of the Breakaway biscuit back into their lovely sandwich packs. I had intended to take an Easyjet flight for the family holiday this year as a protest and I can only assume that I, and literally dozens of others, have, by this simple act of defiance forced BA's hand on the matter of snacks and refreshments, and that common sense and decency has won through," said an exultant Mr Mappington, 47, an accounts clerk at British Gas. "When we flew to Malaga last year we were served some poncy packs of pretzels and given a Daily Mail to read! It was dreadful and all the Cabin crew were a strange shade of orange - if that wasn't an advert for Easyjet I don't know what is!!" he added, before going online to buy some new dimensionally correct hand baggage from the TK Maxx website. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=218#post-645 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 12:29:31 +0000 exigo 645@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In a tense news conference at Wembley this morning, Fabio Capello raised suspicions over a possible breakaway national side.<br /> "This Bridge business is fishy, you know", the Italian manager suggested, "first Jamie Carragher says he doesn't want to play for me, then it's Luke Young at right back. Now suddenly there's a third defender - a holier than thou trinity, no?".<br /> Rumours are circulating around the FA headquarters of a rival national team being put together, although suggestions that they will be called New England are believed to be very wide of the mark. Fears are growing for the England midfield, with either Gerrard or Lampard widely expected to be next to publicly fall out.<br /> With just a few months to go until the World Cup finals, Capello is obviously keen to make sure his best players resist any temptation to join the scab XI. He finished by declaring 'Hey Heskey, your wife is a fantastic lay, she is very good at playing in the hole, no? What you say about that, hey?'. </p>