http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=boson The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 22:58:52 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101370 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 09:02:20 +0000 Oxbridge 101370@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've been away. Have I missed anything? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101312 Thu, 15 Dec 2011 22:48:43 +0000 FlashArry 101312@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>.... if I had a pound for every time someone said that to me ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101223 Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:27:04 +0000 cinquecento 101223@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>hang on, isn't that the Higgs Boson? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101189 Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:58:23 +0000 medici2471 101189@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Clearly nEUrotic </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101187 Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:51:52 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 101187@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She didn’t mention puffins, homoeopathy, Clarkson, Cameron or the EU. Hopeless, really. NAFC. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101167 Thu, 15 Dec 2011 10:55:51 +0000 Scroat 101167@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And the LHC of course. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101147 Thu, 15 Dec 2011 10:15:44 +0000 rickwestwell 101147@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought the flamenco separatists were superfluous. Great stuff, otherwise. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101144 Thu, 15 Dec 2011 10:07:09 +0000 bonjonelson 101144@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wasn't quite sure if the reference to the Russian Revolution made much sense. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101142 Thu, 15 Dec 2011 10:05:35 +0000 Dickens or Shakespeare 101142@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wow! 3 stars for a full stop. That's inflation for you ..... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101086 Thu, 15 Dec 2011 00:59:28 +0000 FlashArry 101086@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We here at the Manflu Support Group take a very dim view of this sort of thing - when you have talked to as many pathetic snot filled whinging slackers as we have, then you would know that it is a truly serious condition with far reaching ramifications for those exposed to their suffering</p> <p>Liked the sub during its brief swan-song, although thought it needed a little tightening up - just keep at it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101037 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:57:31 +0000 Midfield Diamond 101037@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The other thing I would say, and I'm trying to put this politely, is try to be original. We could all write some stuff about men being whinging gits at the slightest sniffle so you need a new angle on it. I don't know, something about the latest treatment for 'manflu' being based on a Medieval remedy for the bubonic plague or something? That is very much off the top of my head and is probably not a good basis for a sub but hopefully you see what I'm driving at. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101034 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:33:22 +0000 Mary Mad 101034@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's an idea. Thanks for your comments. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101018 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:23:35 +0000 writinginbsl 101018@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>also in the interests of balance</p> <p>a few years ago mr bsl was sent home from work diagnosed with 'manflu' by a female colleague.<br /> he actually had advanced peritonitis-i called the paramedics about an hour later and they said he only actually had a ouple of hours left to live<br /> all ok now-but it was dodgy for a while...<br /> be wary of manflu diagnoses.<br /> Mary-why not try a shorter piece first? it may help you get NB style more concisely. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101017 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:15:58 +0000 Mary Mad 101017@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>hahaha!!! Oh blimey - I thought I had! Skimmed over it too but couldn't see it.</p> <p>What with it being a about the milkman as well.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101016 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:11:08 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 101016@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes you did:</p> <p>"My Dad had no legs and only half an arm, but he made it to work as a milkman every day." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101013 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:59:43 +0000 Mary Mad 101013@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are you sure that was your wife? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101011 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:54:56 +0000 waylandsmithy 101011@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In the interest of balance, I should point out that when my wife gave birth I didn't feel a thing. But she whinged like a goat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101010 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:53:13 +0000 Mary Mad 101010@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>PS: I didn't mention anything about a milkman ;-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101008 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:52:04 +0000 Mary Mad 101008@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey thanks VCG - any constructive feedback would be great. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101007 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:49:59 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 101007@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was going to try and have a proper read of it and try to give some feedback, but it's gone now.</p> <p>I liked the line about the milkman. Can't remember much else because I'd just skimmed it. It felt like it could have been a bit tighter. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-101005 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:39:10 +0000 Mary Mad 101005@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh. Ok. Thanks :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-100997 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:45:36 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 100997@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Try being funny. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-100995 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:22:46 +0000 Mary Mad 100995@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <br /> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35965#post-100987 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:01:37 +0000 Mary Mad 100987@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <br /> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16223#post-43924 Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:35:13 +0000 Ostsee 43924@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I love my tax money going to these people </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16223#post-43912 Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:14:54 +0000 Bravenewmalden 43912@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong>NASA boss in ‘Who really cares?’ outburst</strong></p> <p>NASA today signalled an end to all exploration and research aimed at establishing the origins of the universe. The move comes as the latest set of photographs taken by the spacecraft Voyager 1, currently exploring the Kuiper Belt on the very edge of the solar system, show a bunch of stars that look virtually indistinguishable from those viewed from Earth.</p> <p>Professor Martin Cramber of NASA told a packed press conference in Cape Canaveral ‘The guys and I just looked at the shots, then at each other, and you could tell what we were all thinking. This is just one almighty waste of time.’ The professor then held up a series of grainy black and white photos showing what looked like stars. ‘I mean, look at this. And this. And this. They’re stars, yes? Do they tell you anything you didn’t already know? Of course not. We’re on this planet and there are stars around us in every direction, for millions of miles. We can take as many pictures as we like, but not one of them is going to show a star with a big fucking sign on it saying ‘it all started here’ or ‘This is heaven’. It’s time we accepted that and moved on. Or rather, stopped moving on.’</p> <p>In a separate development, scientists at CERN were today describing the experiments with the Large Hadron Collider, built to address some of the most fundamental questions of physics such as finding Higgs Boson, as being ‘basically a bit pointless’. A spokesman for CERN said ‘There was some initial success in finding a particle that was smaller than what we had previously thought was the smallest particle, then we got briefly excited when we thought we’d found a particle even smaller than that. But then you propel the fucker god knows how fast straight into the path of another one using the Collider thingy and the best you can hope for is, yada yada, another tiny particle.’<br /> ‘So everything’s made of little things? Well excuse me, but I think most of around here kind of knew that already. We’re fucking scientists, after all.’ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1815#post-5182 Thu, 01 Apr 2010 06:27:28 +0000 Ostsee 5182@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p>