http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=boris-johnson The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:15:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128#post-162249 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:52:17 +0000 Squudge 162249@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128#post-162214 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:43:32 +0000 Tess Goes 162214@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He'd need more than a rough draft at his age to get over the final fence. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128#post-162188 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:55:16 +0000 Jonny Shlep 162188@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you for your kind remarks gentlemen. I always find that a little positive feedback goes a long way. It inspires me to redouble my efforts and move on to even greater endeavours you see lads.</p> <p>*lights pipe, licks tip of pencil and begins rough draft of "Pope Wins The Findus Champion Hurdle At Haydock Park"* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128#post-162179 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:11:52 +0000 Dick Everyman 162179@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep - refreshingly good piece * </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128#post-162173 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 15:55:21 +0000 dvo4fun 162173@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep. No Pope either </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128#post-162108 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 13:45:34 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 162108@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nicely daft, and not about horses either, which has to be worth a bonus star. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128#post-162093 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:55:08 +0000 pinxit 162093@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ha! The Shlepmeister strikes again!</p> <p>Stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128#post-162091 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:52:22 +0000 Jonny Shlep 162091@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In an innovative bid to reduce the waiting list for social housing in London, Mayor Boris Johnson has announced plans to construct 500 small, 3 bedroomed properties on the face of pop star Olly Murs.</p> <p>Addressing the London Assembly last night Johnson said. "With so many families living in temporary accommodation throughout the London boroughs, we have decided to utilise some of the wide open spaces available to us to provide permanent quality housing for those most in need of it. We have earmarked Olly Murs' big face as just one of the options open to us".</p> <p>Murs himself was unavailable for comment last night but his agent said "Olly is absolutely delighted at the prospect of having hundreds of London's most needy residents setting up home on his absolutely gigantic face. He sees it as a chance to really put something back into the community.</p> <p>It is believed this is just one of a number of moves to use celebrities to improve conditions in the London area and follows controversial proposals to build a large heliport on Simon Cowell's massive forehead. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52180#post-150198 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:42:11 +0000 pinxit 150198@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Boris Johnson took the opportunity to kill two birds with one stone today when he unveiled a plaque to victim of 'police mismanagement', Ian Tomlinson, and launched a wheelchair version of his bicycle hire scheme for London, inspired by the Paralympics.</p> <p>Unveiling the plaque, Mr Johnson said that the G20 incident was another example of 'a PC gone mad'.</p> <p>'Get on the wrong side of the Rozzers and you'll jolly well need one of these,' he said, leaping into one of the Barclay's sponsored mobility initiative wheelchairs.</p> <p><img src="http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/borisbuggy.jpg"></p> <p>'The streets of London are now opened up to every Mr and Mrs Davros. They'll be able to crawl out of their bubble cars and Robin Reliants, straight into the comfort of a Bozza Buggy.'</p> <p>'It's one small step for the disabled, one giant wheelie for the total spazzos,' said Johnson, adding, '<em>Cripes</em>. Did I say that out loud?' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47571#post-136906 Tue, 04 Sep 2012 10:14:19 +0000 pinxit 136906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks very much for the encouragement, appreciated. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47571#post-136660 Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:05:47 +0000 Perks 136660@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep. Very clever </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47571#post-136657 Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:39:16 +0000 dvo4fun 136657@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>lovely job </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47571#post-136650 Sat, 01 Sep 2012 17:08:06 +0000 Lucy4 136650@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Superb (again) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47571#post-136635 Sat, 01 Sep 2012 11:45:48 +0000 ronseal 136635@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's really clever!</p> <p>How the bejeebers did you do that? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47571#post-136634 Sat, 01 Sep 2012 11:12:41 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 136634@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good stuff Pinx.</p> <p>Shuttlecock. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47571#post-136628 Sat, 01 Sep 2012 10:50:04 +0000 JohnA 136628@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like the Met Police sign... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47571#post-136627 Sat, 01 Sep 2012 10:48:58 +0000 pinxit 136627@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yikes! Apologies for the pic extending right again, but it's been a busy week for Bozza... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47571#post-136529 Fri, 31 Aug 2012 17:39:11 +0000 pinxit 136529@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mayor unveils tribute to G20 victim and launches 'Bozza Buggy' scheme</p> <p>Boris Johnson took the opportunity to kills two birds with one stone today when he unveiled a plaque to Ian Tomlinson whilst launching a wheelchair version of his bicycle hire scheme for London, inspired by the Paralympics.</p> <p><img src="http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/borisnews_roundup-1.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46478#post-133908 Tue, 07 Aug 2012 22:25:43 +0000 nickb 133908@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Boris honours Marianne Faithful with new mars probe </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46478#post-133836 Tue, 07 Aug 2012 11:15:42 +0000 Nowherefast 133836@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ahh I like that idea.. anyone feel free to use the pic if they want to write something for it.. it's not like it's a banksy, just 5 minutes with a mug of tea and photoshop :) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46478#post-133835 Tue, 07 Aug 2012 11:12:20 +0000 Nowherefast 133835@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ahh I like that idea.. anyone feel free to use the pic if they want to write something for it.. it's not like it's a banksy, just 5 minutes with a mug of tea and photoshop :) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46478#post-133825 Tue, 07 Aug 2012 10:23:10 +0000 bonjonelson 133825@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This deserves a story. </p> <p>Perhaps - Boris to be lowered onto Mars Live in Olympic Closing Ceremony Triumph. No plans for his return. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46478#post-133713 Mon, 06 Aug 2012 17:53:36 +0000 Nowherefast 133713@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry Guy's, It had to be done.. Boris/Curiosity Mashup ...I'll be off then..</p> <p><img src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8431/7726898066_4d0ab47868.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45249#post-129899 Thu, 12 Jul 2012 05:50:49 +0000 wallster 129899@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A good first sub. Keep 'em coming. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45249#post-129861 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 22:34:20 +0000 gaztop 129861@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mr Eric Primbole apologised to Mayor Boris Johnson for causing chaos in central London after setting fire to seventeen one hundred year old Oak trees in Hyde park. Mr Primbole had been chosen to carry the Olympic torch through Knightsbridge and onto Piccadilly. However, Primbole did not inform organisers about his weak bladder. As he reached Hyde Park Corner, Mr Primbole, desperate for a wee, ran into the bushes and relieved himself. Unfortunately, he forgot about the flame which he held aloft, within seconds, the tree he stood under began to burn. This spread to another nearby tree and soon, the whole of South Carriage Drive was ablaze. Despite Mr Primbole using his own water to tackle the fire, he put away his tackle, and made a run for it, finishing in Piccadilly Circus where he was met by the next torch bearer. </p> <p>Mayor Johnson said he was happy Mr Primbole did all he could to extinguish the confligration and praised him for carrying the torch to the next bearer.<br /> "The chap is a typical old Etonian, dim but nice, and nice but dim in a crisis" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38267#post-108617 Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:07:55 +0000 Major Clanger 108617@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A handful of highly scented stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38267#post-108413 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:00:37 +0000 malgor 108413@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This could be a weekly series on TV. Some sort of opera. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38267#post-108403 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:46:30 +0000 dvo4fun 108403@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have to confess never heard of LUSH before, but having read the above I'm sensing something about its products. Some lovely lines in there Skylarking </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38267#post-108400 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:34:25 +0000 The All New Jeni B 108400@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>JJB were bought out by JD.<br /> I however, remain an independent trader. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38267#post-108397 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:14:08 +0000 Skylarking 108397@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>hang on is JJB the same as JD? Am I not down with the yoof as I hitherto fancied myself to be? </p>