http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=boiled-oaf The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 09:41:39 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=951#post-169827 Sun, 24 Mar 2013 11:31:30 +0000 Titus 169827@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=951#post-169800 Sun, 24 Mar 2013 05:31:34 +0000 Yikes 169800@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>One of the top tickers of all time ... BUMP </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=951#post-148670 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 23:21:51 +0000 Underconstruction 148670@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This could be quite offensive to women. Take five more </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=951#post-148669 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 23:03:26 +0000 Squudge 148669@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>which line?<br /> &lt;deviant meter at full deflection&gt;</p> <p>Has anyone mentioned having a crack at that ceiling with some Cilit Bang? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=951#post-148663 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 22:44:03 +0000 Peter749400 148663@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>fantastic line! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=951#post-148656 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 21:56:58 +0000 Squudge 148656@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>some girls would poop on it if we didn't think our sad little line managers would get too much of a thrill.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=951#post-148627 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:02:54 +0000 arthurminnit 148627@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>i love the glass ceiling;</p> <p>you can see up the womens skirts when they are upstairs! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=951#post-148619 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:18:19 +0000 Dick Everyman 148619@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great stuff. Would be a fabulous ad campaign for Windolene - I can see them now in their pin striped man suits getting scrimmed up and ready for some heavy duty ceiling action. Er and I mean that in a totally non sexist non misogynistic way. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=951#post-148589 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 14:31:43 +0000 dvo4fun 148589@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sparkling </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=951#post-148559 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 11:33:40 +0000 Sinnick 148559@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Looking forward to the Ticker </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=951#post-148535 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 10:05:42 +0000 Yikes 148535@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ashamed to admit I guffawed at this! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=951#post-148530 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 09:41:34 +0000 virtuallywill 148530@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can find old subs I've forgotten but cannot find the ones I want! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=951#post-148529 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 09:39:49 +0000 virtuallywill 148529@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can find old subs I've forgotten but cannot find the ones I want! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3208#post-9214 Sun, 25 Apr 2010 08:53:43 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 9214@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Advised, no doubt, by the FO, in their original and new "outside the box" phase. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3208#post-9213 Sun, 25 Apr 2010 08:46:25 +0000 rickwestwell 9213@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent! Nice one, Mr Hack. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3208#post-9209 Sun, 25 Apr 2010 08:29:04 +0000 edward hack 9209@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'It was embarrassing' said Elvis 'it was the most unconvincing performance I have ever seen, he should stick to his day job.....oh'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2185#post-6868 Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:31:33 +0000 Des Custard 6868@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Grüß Gott! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2252#post-6845 Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:59:23 +0000 rikkor 6845@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You're right. My insane love of catching people in misspellings blinded me to the ballsy humo(u)r. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2252#post-6824 Sat, 10 Apr 2010 12:00:46 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 6824@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quite so, Mr J. Thank you. @Twas intended as a literary snipe at complaints on the dearth of knob jokes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2185#post-6817 Sat, 10 Apr 2010 11:00:47 +0000 Ostsee 6817@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If you think England has an issue with Yorkshire, just think of the poor Germans, they have Bavaria. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2185#post-6808 Sat, 10 Apr 2010 09:50:52 +0000 rickwestwell 6808@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote> you're like a drunk struggling to put a cover on a kingsize duvet.<br /> From your viewpoint it's a valiant fight but from the outside it's hard to see what the fuss is about.</blockquote></p> <p>Nicely put, sir. I'll try to remember to credit you when I steal that line. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2185#post-6789 Sat, 10 Apr 2010 08:10:28 +0000 Des Custard 6789@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sid, you're like a drunk struggling to put a cover on a kingsize duvet. From your viewpoint it's a valiant fight but from the outside it's hard to see what the fuss is about.</p> <p>As Mary demonstrates so eloquently, it's the effete southern middle classes that get it in the neck most often round here. Me, I have mixed-rose origins and find the whole 'old enemy' thing a bit sad (and, as you say, historically inaccurate) but I'm flattered that you appear to take me for a southern toff. </p> <p>I was at such a wedding some years ago and the Yorkshire tribe, while remaining resolutely cheerful, lived the stereotype right up to the brim as usual. The service took place in a catholic church, but the opportunity for some religious strife was missed. Mrs C was breast feeding at the time, and the only private place to go for a feed during the service was the confessional. Still not sure if that was a mortal sin or not.</p> <p>Keep smiling Sid. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2252#post-6770 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 23:06:08 +0000 AdrianJ 6770@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Surely not if it were meant to be a puntastic <strong>ball</strong>ustrades? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2252#post-6768 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 23:01:47 +0000 rikkor 6768@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, "balustrade" has only one "l". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2185#post-6752 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 19:19:10 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 6752@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>|Proud to be part of history|&gt;&gt; rather fun to snap their braces by reminding 'em they were on the wrong side, when the good fight was fought.</p> <p>Well done. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2185#post-6749 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 19:04:38 +0000 ramblesid 6749@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If you're not on the FP with this in the next day or two, my little ray of southern sunshine, I'll go to the foot of our apples. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2252#post-6745 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 17:20:53 +0000 AdrianJ 6745@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's actually a deliberate design feature on <a href="http://s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/22/11/221194_9bc1d2cb.jpg">Westminster Bridge</a>, installed to help the pricks find their way back to The Palace of Westminster. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2252#post-6741 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 16:54:43 +0000 rikkor 6741@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Look for this on Snopes.com soon. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2185#post-6738 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 16:23:22 +0000 Dickens or Shakespeare 6738@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Eeee. Nice work, lad.<br /> Have 5. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2185#post-6697 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:05:59 +0000 ramblesid 6697@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well Smyke, you're not Smudge again are you? Only it's difficult to tell with his many disguises. You seem to have been reading about a strange race called Northerners. I do hope it's given you nightmares and made you wet the bed.<br /> Does it say somewhere that if someone has a swipe at you one is not allowed a swipe back? Better speak to Westwell, He knows what is and isn't allowed on here. I can't classify myself as a Yorkshireman or whatever the people of Lancashire call themselves, I just feel protective for those shy and retiring thin skinned sub-humans you pity so. </p>