http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=bloody-imposters-pretending-to-be-new-members The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 20:30:04 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-11685 Mon, 10 May 2010 06:54:17 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 11685@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mr Scroat is right about odd things you might be asked to do, Mr Duff. No-one notices the requirement for a full medical examination and cavity search when they sign up, so eager are they to share with others the fruits of their wisdom and wit. But you'll get notice of your appointment by registered post in due course, like the rest of us. Good luck. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-11111 Thu, 06 May 2010 09:25:43 +0000 PluckyMunky 11111@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There, you see, Duff? Mary is in charge. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-11093 Thu, 06 May 2010 08:41:49 +0000 Mary Evans 11093@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hello Duff - welcome to the gang. Hope you enjoy your stay - if you do, there is a collection bowl by the door, there's a good lad. </p> <p>And Sauce, I'll thank you not to give our new friend preconceived notions of me. He can find out I'm an alcoholic slapper in his own time, without you handing it to him on a plate. That's my job. </p> <p>And Jen, please don't put Adrian and I in the same set. Swinging in Surrey is rather like council tax brackets - I'm in the 'H' band (impressive frontage, ample interior and an attractive rear) while Adrian and his ilk are rather more in the B/C area (little curb appeal, not much upstairs and very disappointing downstairs)...</p> <p>Speaking of which, I'll be going on maternity leave from the car key action soon, so there is a vacancy amongst my gang if anyone's game? Must have own transport, although be fully comp to drive other people's. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-11025 Wed, 05 May 2010 22:06:27 +0000 The All New Jeni B 11025@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There are many who do treat this as therapy.<br /> You just have to read Neal's back catalogue to see the scars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-11024 Wed, 05 May 2010 22:04:19 +0000 QorbeQ 11024@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Does one have to pay to be chewed out, and can the 'chewing' be downgraded (degraded?) to 'mild sucking'?</p> <p>I'm beginning to wonder if I have some sort of obsession... perhaps this is therapy?</p> <p>I didn't bother saying 'hello' back whenever I started posting rubbish in the Writers' Room, so, err, hello from me too. Etc. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-11019 Wed, 05 May 2010 21:40:16 +0000 MADJEZ 11019@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>this is a local chat board for local people !</p> <p>Welcome to our throng, feel free to upset Plucky and Rikkor will chew you out when he's ready. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10870 Wed, 05 May 2010 09:30:47 +0000 PluckyMunky 10870@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lay on, Macduff. And damn'd be him that first cries, 'Hold, enough!' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10858 Wed, 05 May 2010 08:54:30 +0000 andhrimnir 10858@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tragedy besets Apples launch of Microsoft based laptop - the I-Mac Duff. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10810 Wed, 05 May 2010 04:59:04 +0000 saltire 10810@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>' Thanks ever so.' I'm going to keep my eye on you Duff m'lad.<br /> One or two here are very pleasant.The rest are an absolute shower...</p> <p>Enjoy your stay. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10809 Tue, 04 May 2010 23:34:55 +0000 theumpire 10809@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>... and when I'm on duty, don't let the ball hit your pads, or you'll be LBW before you can say PluckyMunky.</p> <p>Oops, nearly forgot - welcome aboard! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10806 Tue, 04 May 2010 22:55:49 +0000 Scroat 10806@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just bring some beer and ignore it if anyone says anything insulting.</p> <p>You old tosser. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10805 Tue, 04 May 2010 22:39:56 +0000 rikkor 10805@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do you know Plum Duff? We were at junior seminary in Switzerlnd together. Beaucoup, beaucoup de welcomes! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10760 Tue, 04 May 2010 18:45:12 +0000 Duff 10760@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Phew! That's a relief </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10759 Tue, 04 May 2010 18:43:55 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10759@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Unless you're part of the "Surrey Swingers Set" with Adrian and Mary. No nude pics, no car-keys. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10758 Tue, 04 May 2010 18:41:08 +0000 AdrianJ 10758@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That was a mistake - they'll soon lose interest now that you've revealed that you're a Mr. Anyway, welcome aboard - and ignore Jeni and Mary - supplying a nude photo of oneself is not part of the registration process. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10757 Tue, 04 May 2010 18:40:09 +0000 Dickens or Shakespeare 10757@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Odd balls? Surely not. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10756 Tue, 04 May 2010 18:36:54 +0000 PluckyMunky 10756@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, Mr Duff, you could bring a bucket of air with you, if you can. Mary is really the boss around here but Sauce is lovely, so are Jeni and Stunts. There are some odd balls, too, but you can expect that. Bless us all. Plucky. xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10755 Tue, 04 May 2010 18:36:14 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10755@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, and don't worry when we start talking about some very strange things, that's just how we are.</p> <p><center><u>Odd Things We May Talk About</u></center><br /> <center>NewsBiscuit Evil Island<br /> Squirrel Licking<br /> Badger Fisting<br /> Frozen Fist Friday At The Cheeky Penguin<br /> Botting Chains<br /> Lucky Pierre<br /> Puffin Twatting<br /> ...to be continued...</center> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10753 Tue, 04 May 2010 18:32:22 +0000 Duff 10753@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks ever so. </p> <p>Seems nice here, now just so long as nobody asks me to go and get some sky hooks, striped paint or a long weight from stores then I will be happy.</p> <p>Oh and it's Mr. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10751 Tue, 04 May 2010 18:30:23 +0000 sauce 10751@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"One and all" is very much the case for some around here.</p> <p>As for the "done thing", it seems to generally be Maz, judging by her joie de vivre and productivity.</p> <p>btw, welcome, Duff. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10750 Tue, 04 May 2010 18:28:36 +0000 PluckyMunky 10750@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Welcome, Mr/Ms Duff! You are very, very welcome and I hope you have a great time on here. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10746 Tue, 04 May 2010 18:21:22 +0000 edward hack 10746@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hello Duff<br /> It's fairly relaxed around here. Just remember no smoking in the toilets.<br /> You might be asked to do things that seem a bit strange for a chatroom.<br /> Just ignore them. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10745 Tue, 04 May 2010 18:13:30 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10745@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ignore them Duff. You're in the right place. Welcome to our world.<br /> We hope you enjoy your stay. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10742 Tue, 04 May 2010 18:06:47 +0000 Dickens or Shakespeare 10742@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's not really the done thing, but seeing as you're here, welcome aboard. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3745#post-10740 Tue, 04 May 2010 17:58:40 +0000 Duff 10740@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hello there one and all.</p> <p>Just joined NB today and thought I'd say howdy doody. Don't know if it's the correct place to do this and apologies if it isn't. </p>