http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=ban The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 16:47:10 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39770#post-112852 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 10:15:15 +0000 Username 112852@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great start. Few more electro-poultry gags, a build to a crisper punchline, and you're home.<br /> Some clucker's only given you 2 stars. here, have more. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39770#post-112840 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 08:19:52 +0000 weematt 112840@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"The last straw." said Duracell's spokesman in a highly charged press conference, " Following on from the previously reported loss of our AAA and AA ranges due to the financial situation in Europe we no longer have the energy to cope with this drain on our resources."<br /> Defending the ban, environmentalists are not only concerned about the discomfort of the hens, who lack a natural battery compartment, they point out that poultry carcases were being disposed of with the batteries still in place causing a landfill hazard.<br /> Further support for the ban came from Tesco, Morrison's and ASDA who have been having to take steps to stop customers placing used poultry carcases in the battery disposal tubs in the foyer. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10665#post-29146 Tue, 17 Aug 2010 15:51:22 +0000 Sharpehunter 29146@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It isn't really that funny, what am I gonna do for a living now aye? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10665#post-29138 Tue, 17 Aug 2010 15:05:56 +0000 William Dilkes 29138@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Done! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10665#post-29136 Tue, 17 Aug 2010 15:04:08 +0000 Des Custard 29136@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great minds and all that. This is where I give you 5 lone stars and you do the same for me, and we ride into the sunset. Here goes... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10665#post-29132 Tue, 17 Aug 2010 14:59:35 +0000 William Dilkes 29132@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hundreds of wheelclampers are preparing to return to their former activities of intimidation, beating and blackmail after the government announced a ban on clamping. </p> <p>“Over the years we’ve made good money from things like loan sharking and protection rackets,” said Richard Turpin, of Dagenham Personal Security. “But when this clamping idea came along we left all that stuff behind. It’s been a much better way of extorting money from people. It’s easier, and avoids all that unnecessary violence. Usually.”</p> <p>All that changed when the government today announced that clamping will be banned on private land.</p> <p>“It’s been good while it lasted,” said Turpin. “I guess we’ll just have to go back to other forms of daylight robbery instead.”</p> <p>Julia Amos of the Home Office said, “Private firms have been taking a fortune from unwitting members of the general public for years now, but it’s immoral and it has to stop. Only the government should be doing things like that.” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1944#post-5758 Sun, 04 Apr 2010 14:18:17 +0000 kattiestederman1 5758@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Am I being Blond?!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1944#post-5748 Sun, 04 Apr 2010 10:09:04 +0000 exigo 5748@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More soon </p>