http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=ballon The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 01:31:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52647#post-151637 Mon, 03 Dec 2012 12:30:58 +0000 Thubs Swirlim 151637@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No your wrong there Im afraid,theses arent balloons you fool,ha ha what a idiot,unberlievable balloons what a numpty,their ballons for christsake,havnt you never heard of ballons before? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52647#post-151629 Mon, 03 Dec 2012 11:19:51 +0000 Qoxiivi 151629@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's spelt 'balloon'. Apart from that though, terrible. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52647#post-151624 Mon, 03 Dec 2012 10:44:53 +0000 Thubs Swirlim 151624@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>John the ballon was bad ,real bad,real bad and he knew it,he was more than bad he was mad,and sick,mad bad and sick,but he was more than bad,and sick,and mad,he was a phycho ballon,a ballon whod spent all his young life in care in his native Ireland,abused by ballon nuns,who Jimmy Savilled him on a daily basis.Now he was a young ballon with no friends,in ballon town,no ballon in his right mind would have anything to do with him,not after what hed been doing to all the other ballons these past few months.He looks like a normal ballon they said,but he aint he aint a normal ballon like the rest of us."Hes crazy allright"said Granpappy party ballon,"what evil son of a bitch needs is a prick in him,by god i swear if i was a younger ballon Id creep up on the son of a bitch and prick him from behind,like this see?"said Grampappy,thrusting his wrinkled deflated ballon body pathetically backwards and fowards."Slow down old timer" said Red ballon,aint gonna be no ballons taking the law into their own hands,if we had hands that is in ballon town,not while Im sheriff anyroads,lets not overinflate ourselfs and get all over excited,nobodys gonna put their pricks in anyone,especially not young Ofarrel,so anyone athinking along those lines I suggest they just put their pricks away and just a float off ahome nice and peacefull like"."But what about John Red?how can we sleep at night knowing hes a floating around in ballon town unchecked and not takin his medication?we want to know what your gonna do about the sick son of a bitch.....for christ sake"said a upset ballon."YEAH WHAT YA GONNA DO TO PROTECT THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND GAY BALLONS GOD DAM IT?"screamed a pink ballon cleverly twisted into the shape of a Poddle."YEAH what about us Gay ballons we cant protect ourselfs you FUCKER"said a small sausage shaped ballon."it aint safe no more for Gays in ballon town,not with Ofarrel on the loose,for god sake do something you cowardly son of a bitch of a ballon Sheriff........we pay our taxes"YEAH help us"cried a half deflated ballon called Chris,"look at me Sherrif,Im only half the ballon I used to be,LOOK AT US ALL GOD DAM IT,look at yourself sherrif,every day we just get weaker and weaker,I can hardly get off the ground anymore....were dying Red cantou see that?....were adyin."Ok Ok"said Red,"Ill admit young Johns a prankster,hes no good,but I cant arrest him till he completely deflates someone,like this story will do,so far all hes done is started to let us all down. </p>