http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=ashtray The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 11:22:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1845#post-5937 Tue, 06 Apr 2010 02:26:29 +0000 malgor 5937@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Umps, Jeni? I'm sure I heard them in here just now. Oh, hang on, I've just noticed that if I attach my stethoscope <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2001"><strong>here</strong></a>, I can hear them...</p> <p>Awww, they're having the most delightful exchange imaginable! Got me in tears of joy, that has, listening to them enjoying each other's company with a really pleasant exchange and a solid theme running through the thread. Lovely people. They must be stoned out of their little boxes. Judging by this huge roach they've left in my ashtray anyway. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1845#post-5922 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 23:00:06 +0000 The All New Jeni B 5922@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Umps, but watch out, the Dyson is trying to recreate the moments immediately after the big bang, and if it succeeds in creating a black hole, it plans to use it to hold the world to ransom.<br /> Eeek!! It's coming to get me!!!!</p> <p>No Quaz, I didn't eat it, I rolled it and smoked it.<br /> I feel fine though.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1845#post-5912 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:20:55 +0000 theumpire 5912@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeni,<br /> I would come in and have a smoke and a chat, but Sid might wake up, and he called me<br /> a shithead last week. You don't forget things like that in a hurry, so I think I'll wait a few days before I make contact with him again. I'll do a bit of clearing up in the morning - you know, run the Dyson over the room, flick the duster around a bit. </p> <p>See you later.<br /> Umps </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1845#post-5910 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:17:44 +0000 Quaz 5910@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ohhhh dear. That wasn't soft black, that was some special chocolate fudge that "Mushroom Dave" brought round. You didn't just eat that did you? The next 4-8 hours of your personal reality may depend on the answer. Still, no school run tomorrow. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1845#post-5908 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:09:34 +0000 The All New Jeni B 5908@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Who ate my biscuits?! They were, erm, special ones that I made myself. There was a quarter of my special ingredient in there.<br /> Jeezuz!! Look at the state of this place!<br /> Ram, why the hell are you under the coffee table?</p> <p>Hey Malgor, pass that this way. What is it? Smells like a nice soft black to me.</p> <p>Aaaaagggghhhh, niiiicccee..... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1845#post-5905 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 21:47:58 +0000 Quaz 5905@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I just woke up underneath the armchair, which was upsidedown on top of me. Hell of a shock, thought I'd died and been burried alive. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1845#post-5854 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 15:06:48 +0000 malgor 5854@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>[Yawn. Stretch. Cough.] God, that <em>is</em> a comfy sofa! What a good, long kip. Monday afternoon? Can't believe my ears! God knows what was in those chocolate biscuits. What a tip this room is - empty gin bottles... ah, look, Scroat's Old Holborn tin... empty. He's probably been looking for that. Oh well, best go and check my post and see if there's been any interesting chat going on since the middle of last week... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1845#post-5405 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:54:53 +0000 thackaray 5405@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just listened to the Leonard Cohen link and I couldn't hear anything, he's voice has gone....then silly me I realised I had the volume muted on my laptop. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1845#post-5401 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:25:30 +0000 Quaz 5401@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You know Malgor, this is possibly the last public place in the UK that we can smoke in? I burried the smoke alarm in the back garden, no worries. Can't seem to leave these biscuits alone, must get a plate or Jeni will be complaining about the crumbs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1845#post-5398 Thu, 01 Apr 2010 23:37:01 +0000 malgor 5398@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, Quaz. That's odd, I could have sworn... oh, never mind. Yes, yes, sorry, ashtray. When we moved out of the old place, I was tempted to roll up the carpet. Didn't get chance in the end, unpaid rent and all that. Nice here. Keep it clean and tidy. I had to disarm that smoke alarm up there. Just wouldn't shut the fuck up. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1845#post-5389 Thu, 01 Apr 2010 23:11:15 +0000 Quaz 5389@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jen's out of Single Malt so I brought some Sloe gin, and these chocolate biscuits were a good buy at poundland. Malgor, try and hit the ashtray please. We had to chuck out the last sofa because of all the blim burns. It looked like Vietnam after a naplam strike. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1845#post-5388 Thu, 01 Apr 2010 22:57:27 +0000 malgor 5388@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hello, Ram! Come on in. Hope you haven't been stood there too long. Had these headphones up quite loud. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1845#post-5386 Thu, 01 Apr 2010 22:51:38 +0000 ramblesid 5386@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hi Mal,can I come in? Sit here for a minute and have a drag. Haven't had dope for donkeys years now. There's a lot of judgemental people out there today Mal, you should have a sign on the door.<br /> Hope you've had this passed by the entertainments committee-Oh bugger I haven't. Please don't read this anyone. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1845#post-5385 Thu, 01 Apr 2010 22:26:56 +0000 malgor 5385@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&amp;hl=en-GB&amp;v=E6asMGoX2DY&amp;fmt=18">...stick another turtle on the fire</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1845#post-5380 Thu, 01 Apr 2010 22:08:19 +0000 malgor 5380@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oooh, that's better. 'Ee what a day. There's been an awful racket going on. Maybe they've got the builders in. Music blaring, fights breaking out. I don't what the world's coming to. [Inhales deeply. Exhales slowly. Long pause.] Looks a bit like a goose, that mark on the wall. </p>