http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=area-51 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 06:42:40 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2589#post-7685 Thu, 15 Apr 2010 09:36:24 +0000 The All New Jeni B 7685@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think we should send a delegation which includes Jim Davidson and Roy "Chubby and not very funny" Brown.<br /> Their unique brand of "humour" would have the aliens scuttling back in no time.</p> <p>And if that doesn't work, we could send a Daily Mail journo to interview them. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2589#post-7668 Thu, 15 Apr 2010 08:52:15 +0000 MADJEZ 7668@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>UK Airports closed as superior alien race invades. Public are delighted to hear news other than the election.</p> <p><strong>'Volcanic ash' or aliens invading</strong><br /> <img src="http://www.takoma.com/ssthenagain/Alien%20Ship.jpg"></p> <p>The Police have ask the populations of Liverpool, Manchester and Nottingham not to shoot at the space craft in case they start an intergalactic war.<br /> The Government are worried what to do if asked by the aliens to <blockquote>Take us to your leader</blockquote><br /> An Air Force spokesman said <blockquote>We're hoping to stall them with Gary Glitter, anyone but Gordon Brown.</blockquote> </p>